A/N: Of course that shit was Hardcore Holly. Hehehe. I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that hilarious. God, I hate him and Kelly Kelly.
Moving on…
Dear new girl,
Howdy! You see, we're on the same touring schedule, but I don't know much about you. What I do know is that I'd like to hog tie you, but that's a different story. Please take no offense to that.
I feel kind of bad because you don't have many friends on your show. If I ever get sent over to wrestle on ECW because of the talent exchange, you can hang out with Shannon and me. Trust me, you'll fit right in. we're the same nationality, except I'm an Asian cowboy. Yee-haw!
And don't worry about that Kelly Kelly girl. She'll get over herself in time.
Remember, I'm your boy!
Jimmy Wang Yang