A/N: hey everyone, welcome to the second (and probably last) chapter of Centerfold!!!!! Back by popular demand….and cause it's the holidays, I decided to do this instead of studying for my exams …..oh am I in trouble: anyway, here we go :)

Disclaimer: looky here, I don't own any of the stuff anyone else does, ok? I just claim the storyboard and any other crud affiliated with it…yea….

Summary: everyone looks and thinks about 'dirty' things every once in a while…….even Satoshi. But can he wriggle his way out of being caught by the one he's looking at? DaixSato

Random A/N: oh, and I'm thinking about putting a pervy, yaoi filled chapter or sequel after this. Trust me, I'm going to put all my best smut into it /// nosebleeds all around. If you approve and want to read it, send me a message. No less than 5.…or else Oo . there's also a little smut in this chapter

All thanx to Jextia for being my 5th review!!!! Thanks also to everyone else who reviewed:Rika'sGrayWolf, SilverMoon888, KireiRakuen, .manga.muncher.(my 6th review XD), and cin425!

Tamers: 'Hiya'(thought) "Hiya" (speech)

Dark (if I even put him in here )and krad: 'Hiya' (thought) "Hiya"(speech….if I use it)

Centerfold

chapter 2 (I'm gonna getcha!)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Let's go!
Don't wantcha for the weekend - don't wantcha for a night
I'm only interested if I can have you for life - yeah
Uh, I know I sound serious - and baby I am
You're a fine piece of real estate, and I'm gonna get me some land
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Risa looked nervously from her boyfriend Takeshi Saehara , to Daisuke Niwa, and then finally to the back of Satoshi Hiwatari's head. Why did she agree to this again? Oh right…..to help the commander finally express his undying love for Niwa-kun. Man, if Takeshi wasn't so good with his mouth, she'd probably let them work it out on their own. But that damn mouth….especially when it was on her…never mind…..

Taking out a pair of sharp silver scissors, the long-haired brunette silently cut the threads holding together the bottom of Hiwatari-kun's backpack while he wasn't paying attention. Probably starring at Niwa-kun. She looked up and then back down to her work. Yup, staring at Niwa-kun. Dear lord she hoped he forgave her after this…

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run - honey, love can be fun
There's no need to be alone - when you find that someone
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The bell rang suddenly, signaling the end of the last class of the day. Risa quickly sat up , stuffed her scissors back into her pack and rushed over to Takashi.

"This better work."

Takashi smirked at the tone of his girlfriend's voice. Oh, it would work. After all he was a bloody genius! Taking her hand, they quickly hurried out of the class so neither one of them would get killed by the soon to be irate bluenett.

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Chorus:
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight
I'm gonna getcha if it takes all night
You can betcha by the time I say "go," you'll never say "no"
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"Master Satoshi?" the ever present blonde angel inquired softly.

No answer.

This was not good. The boy had barley said a word since lunch and if his school work was any kind of indicator of the state of his mind…..lets just say the poor kid was gonna fail if this kept up. The only good sign Krad seemed to see was the steady rise and fall of his chest. Well at least he was still alive…

Satoshi was so deeply in a daze, he didn't seem to feel a certain redhead come up behind him. A gentle hand laid itself on his shoulder.

"Satoshi…"

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I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact
I'm gonna getcha, don'tcha worry about that
You can bet your bottom dollar, in time you're gonna be mine
Just like I should - I'll getcha good
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

He screamed…….Satoshi Hikari, the most quiet, stoic, and unemotional person in the world just screamed like a five year old does when she finds a cockroach in the bathroom trying to attack her and she REALLY has to go potty.

Dai was having trouble deciding if he should be quiet and courteous, or laugh his ass off until he couldn't breath.

"Bloody hell, I didn't know creepy boy could scream like that!" the red head pinned Dark with a withering glare before turning back to the distressed, and obviously embarrassed Hikari.

"Are you ok, Satoshi?"

"yes, Daisuki, I'm fine…"

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yeah, uh, uh
I've already planned it - here's how it's gonna be
I'm gonna love you and - you're gonna fall in love with me
Yeah, yeah
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

If the commander wasn't dead of embarrassment yet, he sure was now. His cheeks were as red as Dai's hair, and that was saying something!

"Smooth move, Master Satoshi…." the boy in question didn't even have it in him to make a sharp retort to the annoying angel. He just stood shock still, barely breathing.

The little thief had long since stopped moving. It was as if the world had given up spinning completely.

"what….what did you just say?" came a gentle whisper.

"N-never mind, it's not important…."

"Satoshi…..please tell me, what did you say?"

"…..daisuki. But it was just a mispronunciation, I swear!" by now the bluenett was sweating bullets. Backing away slowly, Satoshi grabbed the strap of his pack and headed towards the door. "I'll see you later."

Before Daisuke could protest, a loud sound resounded through the empty classroom.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run - honey, love can be fun
There's no need to be alone - when you find that someone
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The mysterious contents of Satoshi's backpack spilled out onto the cold ground. Cursing under his breath, the commander bent down and began to pick up his stuff. Reaching for a grey folder his hand bumped against a smaller, more calloused hand. He looked up, right into the red orbs he seemed to always sink into. Kami they were close….too close…

Pulling back, a red Satoshi took the offered folder from the equally red Daisuke.

"Thanks."

"No problem."

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Repeat Chorus: I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight
I'm gonna getcha if it takes all night
You can betcha by the time I say "go," you'll never say "no"
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact
I'm gonna getcha, don'tcha worry about that
You can bet your bottom dollar, in time you're gonna be mine
Just like I should - I'll getcha good
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Helping his friend with the mess, Daisuke spotted a group of innocent looking photos. Picking them up, he glanced at them for a second before going to put them in a neat stack. Well…that was what he was going to do before he got a good look at them.

"Satoshi…what is this?"

The boy in question looked up from his place under a desk, trying to rescue his pencils. He went over to the silent Niwa and looked over his shoulder. Satoshi instantly paled.

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Yeah, I'm gonna getcha baby - I'm gonna knock on wood
I'm gonna getcha somehow honey - yeah, I'm gonna make it good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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"D-daisuke, it's not what it looks like!!!" The bluenett backed up until his butt was against a desk.

"Oh, so you mean this doesn't look like you've had Takashi stalk me night and day just to get some private photos of me? Because that's definitely what it looks like." Daisuke slammed his hands on either side of Satoshi's body, not looking at him and shaking with what seemed like anger.

"Well, he sure hit the nail on the head with that one." Again ignoring the angel, Satoshi struggled for a response.

"Daisuke…I-"

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run - honey, love can be fun
There's no need to be alone - when you find that someone
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

By now, the poor desk had had enough abuse. Not only had it had to deal with a fat ass kid who couldn't seem to control his gas, but now he had two fags trying to wrestle on top of him! Would this shitty day ever end?! Well guess what, he was over it.

Satoshi's words were cut off as the desk seemed to move out from behind him. With a loud yell, he hit the cold tile hard. Dazed, the bluenett wasn't ready for the small body that slammed into him a moment later. Groaning at the bruises that he would definitely feel tomorrow, Satoshi looked at the mess of red hair on his chest.

"Daisuke….are you alri-?!"

The other boy mumbled something unintelligible. Placing his hands on either side of the commanders head, the little thief wriggled into a more comfortable position on top of the other boy.

"I'm fine…..Satoshi? Are you ok? Your face is all red…do you have a fever?" taking one of his hands, Dai pushed back the Hikari's bangs and placed his lips on the other boy's forehead.

"….You don't seem to be hot…."

"D-daisuke?"

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Chorus:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact
I'm gonna getcha, don'tcha worry about that
You can bet your bottom dollar, in time you're gonna be mine
Just like I should - I'll getcha good

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The younger boy moved back and looked down at the other boy. Why did he look as if he was about to faint? Dai moved his hand from Satoshi's forehead to his cheek.

"What's wrong Satoshi?"

"A-aren't you mad at me?"

"why would I be mad at you?" The commander's eyes flitted to the scattered photo's on the ground.

"Oh…I-I'm not mad about that…I just wish you had asked me to pose for you. I would love to be the model for one of your paintings." This stumped the older boy. Daisuke thought he was getting pictures of him for a portrait?

"Who would have thought….the Niwa really is simple minded. I mean, who doesn't notice when their friend is getting a boner just cause your on top of them?" Satoshi mentally slapped the psycho angel. Physically, he was shifting uncomfortably trying to hide exactly what Krad had been talking about.

"Daisuke, I didn't take those pictures for a portrait."

The other boy tilted his head.

"Then why do you have them?"

Resisting the urge to just go curl up and die somewhere, Satoshi lifted himself up and slid Daisuke directly on his lap. Red eyes widened as their owner felt a bulge pressing against his ass.

"Daisuke….sukidesu." With that, Satoshi pressed his lips gently on the soft ones of his captive.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh, I'm gonna getcha, I'm gonna getcha real good
Yeah, you can betcha, oh, I'm gonna getcha
just like I should, I'll getcha good
Oh, I'm gonna getcha good!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Owari

Definitions:

daisuki- I really like you

sukidesu- I love you

A/N: Haha! You actually thought I would put in a full make out scene??? Come on people, this isn't Icha Icha Paradise XP but I love this song, it's da bomb (is smacked with a tomato) eh, anyway, you should look it up on you tube: "I'll getcha good" by Shania twain:)

Thanx to all my reviewers. You all made me want to write this! If you hadn't I would be playing my new Wii :\ I'm a game-a-holic again--

Thnx again, and don't forget to review:D

J.K.