Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Twilight, I own the Fananas.

THE GIGANTIC CAVE WHERE FRED AND GEORGE WHERE

"Where are we?" asked George.

"I Dunno" Fred replied and then a dung beetle came in the gigantic cave and threw dung at them.

"Wtf?" Fred asked. George shrugged and a leprechaun came into the gigantic cave and told them to stay away from his lucky charms. Then Betty the evil white rat came in the room, She was about to kill them when Diego came in with a banana and hit her on the head! Then Scottie the gay squirrel came in and sent a beam of rainbows at her but betty the evil rats powers were so strong it didn't effect her. So she ran away.

"Thanks guys!" said Fred trying to regain his breath.

IN THE EXTRA BIG CLOSET

I was eating fudge when, Fred and George ran in Followed by Scottie the gay flying squirrel, Diego the only normal flying squirrel, and Shirley the emo squirrel.

"Where's Sally and the rest of the army?" I asked.

"Betty the evil Rat, Murdered them all." said Shirley the emo flying squirrel and he started to cry, Jasper calmed him down because he wasn't super emo like the un-emo clown used to be.

Then Emma Watson came into the room and gave me a plantain to hit my self on the head with "PLANTAIN POWER!" I screamed while hitting myself on the head with the plantain.

Then Rupert Grint came in he was covered in battle wounds but looked hotter because of them.

"Rupert are you okay? It was the Fangirls again huh?" asked Daniel Radcliffe who was watching the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince movie with us. Rupert nodded and i gave him the plantain so he could hit his head with while screaming "PLANTAIN POWER!" and he did.

And then another flying monkey came in and screamed "OMLOFM! Betty the evil rat is going to get you!" since i didn't have my army of flying squirrels I threw a ham at him and it killed him.

"Where did you get the ham?" said Rupert

"Ask the author" i said and then Rupert said "Where did she get a ham?" looking at the ceiling.

Then a giant cloud came out of no where and the author said. "I dunno just go with it. I'm making this up as i go along. Now where was oh yeah!" she said and the cloud disappeared.

and then Mike Newton came in the room, Dancing to the cha cha slide. I decided to end our misery so i threw a chicken wing at him and he died because the chicken wing kills people who dance to the cha cha slide. Then Jessica Stanley came in and i threw hot fudge at her and she died. Then we threw a party because they both were dead and Jacob came in, Bella told him he was ugly and that he smelled so I handed her a pie that kills annoying werewolves and she threw it at him and then we threw another party and Seth, Quil, and Embry joined in i asked "Aren't you guys friends with Jacob?" and they said. "He was really annoying so we kicked him out of the pack." and we had a super fun amazing party until we heard Ginny telling us to shut up. So we sat down and watched another movie, The chronicles of narnia Prince Caspian. I thought the dude was ugly and then Bella hit me on the head. "What was that for?" i asked she shrugged and said "The author made me do it." so we watched the movie and then a flying banana came in the room and said. "OMLOB It's Daniel Radcliffe!" and then Daniel hid from the Fanana, and I grabbed it and ate it, and Dan came out of his hiding place and i decided to close the window because we were so awesome that random flying things kept coming in the room.

"SO now what do we do?" asked Emmett.

"Why don't we see if Bob and Camilla are finished making lemonade?" said Jasper and we all went to the kitchen in my room, It smelled like grapefruit. But Bob and Camilla were no where to be seen! "OMJSP Where are Bob the taco and Camilla the rhino?" I said and then more dramatic music starts to play.

MEANWHILE WHEREVER BETTY THE EVIL RAT IS

Betty the evil rat was Drinking some carrot juice and working on something. "I just need to fix this...Oh i have to put a watermelon here..." she said as she worked her voice sounded Michael Jackson's "Finished!" she said, and then a fanana came in the room and it said "Your not Robert Pattinson!" and Betty zapped her with her a ray and then the Fanana said "Yes Master." and Betty started spilling the beans about her plan " I will use this watermelon ray to control all Fangirls and Fananas across the world therefore having an army at my command to help me rule the world!" and then more dramatic music starts to play.

OUTSIDE WHEREVER BETTY THE RAT IS

Bonnie Wright was listening to every word Betty the evil rat had said so she ran onto her unicycle and went to Susan's apartment to warn them about the watermelon ray and Betty the evil rat.

BACK AT SUSANS APARTMENT

I went to the window and saw bonnie Wright on a unicycle. "OMJSP It's Bonnie on a Unicycle!" and then Dan, Rupert, and Emma came and said "ZOMG!" and I saw Bonnie get off her Unicycle and came upstairs to where my apartment was. She said "ZOMG Betty the evil rat is going to take over the world with a watermelon ray that controls fangirls and fananas!" she said and Robert Pattinson came in the room and Hermione said "You look familiar..." and I said "DUH He played cedric in GoF and Edward in Twilight!" and Hermione said "Oh Right"

A FEW MINUTES LATER

"Why don't we start an army of flying squirrels again?" asked Ernie while we planned how to foil Betty the evil rats plan.

"No, She killed my last one and it takes a while to start up another army i have to find a whole bunch of names that begin with S" i said.

"I got it! Why don't we lead all the fangirls and Fananas here and lock them up in the extra bid closet!" said Bella looking up at Harry, Neville, Ron, Rupert, Dan, Jasper, Emmett, Robert, and Edward. Then Rupert said "No way! not again My battle wounds are still fresh!" and I said "Well then just Harry, Neville, Ron, Dan, Jasper, Emmett, Robert, and Edward!"

LATER

"So how do we get the Fananas and The Fangirls here?" asked Emma.

"Ask Ginny she's the queen of the Fangirls." I said.

"All you have to do is call the leader's of the group and tell them who you have he-" she started and then a bunch of Fananas flew into the room except they were under control of Betty the evil rat! and Dramatic Music Starts to play.

MEANWHILE WHEREVER BOB THE TACO AND CAMILLA THE RHINO ARE

"Camilla my love." said Bob the taco, "Where in the world are we?"

"Just wait darling." she said and they waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited. Then a Fanana came and hit Bob in the head. So Camilla grabbed it and sat on it.

To be continued…

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