An Ode to the Bobs in my Life (and by life - I mean TV)
O Sideshow Bob who makes funny noises when he steps on rakes.
Who tries and fails and keeps on trying.
who tells Bart to work the crotch
and it makes me smile.
O Bob, from the Dresden Files,
who is really called Hrothbert of something or other who is dead and lives in his cursed skull.
who is cynical and jaded but still a tragic figure from a love story,
who loves a woman named Winnifred which just goes to show he's not shallow.
Who says things like "do you think thats a good idea Harry?"
and it makes me sigh with happiness
O Bob, from Regenesis,
who has Aspergers and likes flowers.
who doesn't understand people and asks "Do you think I'll ever have sex, David?"
and it makes me go awwwww!
O Dread Pirate Roberts, who was really Wesley
who wore black, and was hot and funny,
who saved his girlfriend from a dude named Humperdink
who had a retirement plan ( and a 401k )
-which is both rare and awesome in a pirate.
who claimed he might kill Wesley tommorow (every night.)
and it makes me smirk.
O Bobby Singer, from Supernatural who is the most bestest Bobby of All,
who is played by Jim Beaver which is a great name.
who loves Sam and Dean like sons and calls them "his boys"
who is a rednecked, white trash, salt of the Earth everyman who practices magick, but isn't all Harry Potter about it.
who makes me SQUEE, despite thin walls and a roommate who hates it when I shriek EEEEEE!
O Bobby!