Will groaned as a furious Robin burst into the carefully hidden camp. "Oi!" Allan yelled as Robin bellowed out "ARTEMIS MARIAN ELIZABETH ROSE KNIGHTON HOOD!"
Robin paced over to her, his saliva spraying her face. She quickly thought through the situation and decided to take the "innocent" route.
"Yes father?" She asked, fluttering her eyelashes delicately.
"You went OUT! You DISOBEYED MY COMMANDS." He screamed with enough noise to wake the dead. Artemis rolled her eyes. Her mother, Marian Knighton walked into the camp, closing the door carefully behind her, and raised an eyebrow skeptically. After swiftly analyzing the predicament, she stared at the ceiling.
"Robin, do you want the Sheriff to find us?" Marian asked as she placed an arm on her husband's shoulder.
"SHE WENT INTO CLUN! SHE SHOT FOOD OVER THE WALL! Twenty soldiers chased her and then she IMPERSONATED me! I don't CARE if the Sheriff finds us." He shouted.
"This sounds awfully familiar." Allan muttered.
"What?" Robin asked, momentarily stunned.
" Not bein' funny, but you did the same thing didn't ya?" he asked to a unanimous yes from the gang.
"Well… I…those were completely different circumstances…" Robin spluttered.
The gang gaped at him. Marian raised her eyebrows so high they disappeared into her hair. She put her finger over Robin's lips.
"This is the first time in living memory that Robin of Locksley has been speechless.
" I think an apology is due." Djaq said, nodding towards Artemis.