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-Sarah was still dancing naked around the room oblivious-

-Anderson arrives-

Anderson: -grins- "Why hello there Author, lovely to finally meet you"

Angil: -glares- "Stop trying to freak me out"

Anderson: -blinks- "but I'm good now"

Angil: -snorts- "people still hate you for what you did to Alucard"

Anderson: -lower lip trembles- "but"

-Sarah bashes into him stopping what he was about to say-

Sarah: -smiles like an idiot- "MR. ANDERSON"

Anderson: -glares- "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU PROTESTANT WHORE"

Angil: -flicks lint off her shoulder- "I wouldn't say any more if I was you Anderson"

Integra: -lights cigar and Angil's smoke- "Let him dig his own grave"

Sarah: -looks at Anderson with puss in boots eyes- "Mr. Anderson?"

Anderson: -looks at grinning Angil and Integra-

Sarah: -hugs Anderson- "I KNEW YOU DIDN'T HATE ME"

Anderson: -pushes Sarah off- "DON'T TOUCH ME YOU NAKED SWINE"

Sarah: cries

-Angil and Integra smile at each other-

Anderson: -still glaring at naked, crying Sarah-

-ENTER RAVEN06-

Raven06: "ANDERSON!!"

Anderson: -looks up- "What, but you... and her" -points to Sarah-

Angil: -brushes at imaginary lint- "Don't you ever pay attention Anderson"
Integra: -grins- "Raven06 is the reason Sarah was created, Sarah is Raven06"

Anderson: -gulps-

Raven06: -screams- "TIME TO DIE ANDERSON"

Anderson: -squeals like a girl-

Raven06: -chases after Anderson with giant stick- "COME BACK HERE"

-Raven06 starts beating the shit out of Anderson-

Anderson: sobs "Author, you're Catholic so help a priest"

Angil: -grins- "Sorry Anderson, I'm Easter and Christmas only, and since its neither..."

Anderson: sobs "Integra?"

Integra: "Who's the whore now Anderson"

Raven06: -whacks Anderson with giant stick- "WHO'S MY BITCH?"

Anderson: crying "I DON'T KNOW"

Raven06: -whacks him harder- "WRONG ANSWER, WHO'S MY BITCH"

Anderson: sobs "Me??"

Raven06 -keeps whacking him- "THATS RIGHT, YOU'RE MY BITCH, SAY MY NAME BITCH"

Anderson sobbing "Raven06"

Raven06 -Breaks giant stick and Angil hands her a giant baseball bat- "Thanks Angil" -turns back to Anderson- "LOUDER BITCH"

Anderson screaming "RAVEN06"

Raven06: "AND WHO ARE YOU?"

Anderson: "I'M YOUR BITCH"

Raven06: -keeps whacking the shit out of him- "PUT IT TOGETHER AND TELL THE WORLD"

Anderson sobbing "I'M RAVEN06'S LITTLE BITCH"

Raven06: "AGAIN"

Angil - to Integra- "Want to see how Red's doing in his sulk or stay and watch this?"

Anderson screaming "I AM ALEXANDER ANDERSON AND I AM RAVEN06'S LITTLE BITTY BITCH"

Integra: "Let's go watch the giant vampires sulk, I have a feeling this will be going on for a while"

-Angil and Integra wave goodbye to Raven06-

-Raven06 waves back and lets Sarah whack the shit out of Anderson-

-Upstairs-

-Integra and Angil enter Alucards room, which due to the magic of me is now upstairs-

Red: -pouts-

Integra: -still smoking her now never ending cigar- "Alucard, really, pouting?" -Raises eyebrow-

Red: -glares at Angil, then blinks in surprise and turns off music- "Is that Anderson screaming he's a little bitch?"

Angil: -grins- "He insulted Sarah"

Red: -blinks in surprise- "So what is Ella doing to him?"

-Integra and Angil look at each other in alarm-

Red: -glares- "What?"

Angil: -clears throat- "Ella might not be doing anything for a while"

Red: -looks alarmed- "WHY NOT?"

Angil: -scratches head sheepishly- "I mighta, sorta, kinda, maybe, sorta did leave her locked in a cage as a sea cow"

Red: -looks horrified-

Integra: -jumps to Angil's defense- "It's easy to do"

Red: -glares at them both- "SO CHANGE HER BACK"

Angil: -lets out awkward laugh- "I sorta, kinda, maybe, really can't do"

Red: -screams hysterically- "WHY NOT?"

Angil: -glares-

Integra: -looks wary- "Um Alucard remember lesson one"

Red: -glares- "TELL ME AUTHOR"

Angil: -glares harder- "CAUSE NOW I DON'T WANT TO"

Red: -pulls out guns-

Angil: -magically pulls out her own guns-

Integra: -looks from one to the other- "Let's watch TV"

-Turns on TV-

Integra: "Look its Bleach"

Angil: "Oh, I love that show"

Red: -glares- "BLEACH SUCKS"

-Angil and Integra step away from Alucard and the door-

Red: "WHO'S ATTACKING ANDERSON?"

Angil: -looks warily at the door- "Raven06"

Red: -glares- "THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AND WHY ARE YOU STARING AT THE DOOR?"

Integra: "We're waiting for you to die"

Red: -blinks in confusion- "What?"

Angil: "QUICK, say you love Bleach"

Red: -glares- "IF YOU LIKE IT THEN I HATE IT"

-Enter SweetYuya and WannaBeNinja-

SweetYuya: -screams and jumps on Red- "MUST DIE NOW"

WannaBeNinja: -pushes Red over- "YOU HAVE SAID THE ULTIMATE EVIL THING AND NOW SHALL SUFFER"

Red: -looks around- "THIS IS ALL WRONG"

SweetYuya: -slams Red's head repeatedly into the ground- "THE EVIL ONE MUST SUFFER, FOR BLEACH"

WannaBeNinja: -cuts off Red's toes and laughs evilly- "TIME TO COOK YOUR TOES"

Red: -screams- "MAKE IT STOP"

Angil: -looks at Integra- "Well, this is strange"

Integra: -shrugs- "It comes from your twisted mind"

Angil: -blinks- "Huh, guess you're right"

WannaBeNinja: -roasts Alucards toes-

SweetYuya: -punching Alucard in the face-

Red: Sobs "Yuya, I gave you a lap dance"

SweetYuya: -continues punching- "YOU INSULTED BLEACH, THAT OVERRULES LAP DANCES"

WannaBeNinja: -starts kicking him in the balls- "FOR BLEACH"

SweetYuya: -still punching him in the face- "FOR BLEACH"

-Anderson can be heard screaming- "I AM RAVEN06'S AND SARAH'S LITTLE BITCH"

-Integra and Angil settle down and watch Bleach-

Lesson: Never mess with the authors friends and fans

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