Disclaimer-I still don't own twilight...but the days not over yet...HOW YA LIKE THAT STEPHENIE MEYER!
BPOV
"Holy McFuggell!" was the second thing to pop out of my mouth, a phrase used by my friend Ariel back in phoenix
"I like to...PAR...TAY?"...what the hell did that mean? I waited up for Edward all night until about 6 in the morning when he flew though my window, then he walked towards me, grabbed me by the hands and said,
"Bella we need to talk"
Oh god I hope he's not trying to tell me he's gay for Jacob or something...I shuddered at that mental image...imagine the fan fiction...if our lives were a best selling book or something...ha who'd read that...we gazed into each others eyes, I was puzzled, he spoke again,
"I'm just going to get right to the point. There are certain things we vampires can do that humans can do also..."
He stopped searching for the words,
"WELL-FOR-THE-PAST-WEEK-I'V-BEEN-TAKING-SPEED-AND-WEED-AND-3-TYPES-OF-HOARS-TRANQUILIZERS!!"
My jaw dropped...DRUGS...he can do drugs. At first I disapproved completely then I thought of it. SWEET! I was always curious of the psychedelic experience stoners had. It was exhausting being serious it'd be "totally awesome" to be laidback. Edward waited, patiently for a reply
"Holy McFuggell that's different" I said
He raised one eyebrow then said,
"Wait...umm...I'm not on anything right now but did you just say... "Holy McFuggell""
I blushed a bit then I remembered him saying he took speed
"Why the hell do you need speed? What, you're not fast enough, is that it?" I joked
He laughed and then said,
"It's a suprazment that you didn't ask me about the hoarse tranquilizers!" he laughed
"Suprazment?" I asked
"Yeah it's a combination of surprise and amazement, I thought of it when I was on weed"
I looked at him and bit my lip, and then to break the silence he said,
"Have you ever seen Bambi?"
"Yeah"
Then he chuckled
"Have you ever seen Bambi on weed?!"
I laughed and hit him with both of my pillows even though I new it would feel like a light gust of wind.
"Can I try some" I asked
"No" he repliedsternly
I understood why, but he seemed so happy so I began to think of a plan to get my hands on some. As we lay together I thought of ways to get some. Hell Yeah! I was going to get so upon that shiz!
Hope you like this chapter R&R
-Silent Smoker