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Thanks to WannaBeNinja yay first.
SweetYuya Aww, after her master
Dark-Flame-Girl –Bows low-
AiryAquarianAlchemist Whoo, yes we Aussie OC's do rock lol
And
irishsoul –Bows again-
Angil: You know as the all powerful author I can make you do anything
Red: -looks wary- "Like what?"
Angil: "Hmm" -thinks it over- "I'VE GOT IT"
Red: "Hmm?" -Looks down- "AHHH, I'M NAKED"
Angil: "MWAHAHAHAHA AND STAY THAT WAY"
Red: -glares- "What is this, some perverted fantasy?"
Angil: -thinks- "No if it was my perverted fantasy then Kakashi would be here, so would L from death note and Sven from black cat"
-Kakashi, L and Sven magically appear in room-
Angil: -claps hands- "Yay it is a perverted fantasy"
Yuya: -runs in with camera- "Where's Bya?"
WannaBe: -walks in with camcorder- "Where's Kenny"
Angil: -sighs- "Fine"
-Bya and Kenny magically appear-
Yuya: -claps hands and takes photos- "What about Renji?"
Angil: -facepalms- "Anyone else?"
WannaBe: "You got an hour?"
Angil: -glares- "No more"
Yuya: -bottom lip trembles- "But... but?"
Angil: -sighs- "No more, K?"
Yuya: -nods slowly- "K"
Angil: -crash tackles into Kakashi- "Will you let me have your babies?"
Kakashi: -sweatdrops- "Help me"
-Might Guy runs in-
Guy: "KAKASHI"
-Angil, Yuya, WannaBe and Integra scream-
Angil: -blinks- "Integra? When did you get here?"
Integra: -shrugs- "this is your twisted mind, remember"
Guy: -gives scary thumbs up and teeth twinkle- "Ladies, look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology, also notice my handsome manly features"
Angil: -shoves Yuya in front of her- "I'm scared"
Yuya: -shoves WannaBe in front of her- "Don't worry, good master will know what to do"
WannaBe: "That's right" -Shoves Integra in front of her-
Integra: -sighs- "Alucard? Do it"
Red: -grins- "Yes my master, as you wish"
-Guy's head explodes-
-Angil, Yuya and WannaBe gape-
Angil: -glares at Red- "How could you? Sure he was scary at times, but dammit, he's a favourite"
Yuya: -sobs- "He was the Kakashi stand in for entertainment"
WannaBe: -nods- "Not in looks, but when Kakashi wasn't there, Guy stood in for laughs"
Red: -shrugs- "Master wished it"
Angil: -glares at Integra- "How could you?"
Integra: -lights cigar- "Easy"
Angil: -points- "You'd better not touch any of the others"
Integra: -nods- "You invited them, right?"
Angil: -nods slowly- "And?"
Integra: -points to Guys body- "You didn't invite him, therefore he is fair game"
Angil: -gapes- "How?"
Integra: -clears throat- "Look down"
LESSON NUMBER 3
Stay in your own fic unless invited by author
Angil: -sobs- "He was a good man"
Yuya: -nods- "A great ninja"
WannaBe: -sighs- "A snappy dresser"
-crickets chirp-
Kakashi: -bows head- "A great friend and rival"
Angil: -crash tackles into Kakashi only to have him turn into log, looks around and spots clones, crashes into every clone; they all turn into logs-
Yuya: -blinks- "Is there a lumberyard nearby that they get all this wood from?"
Angil: -gives up glomping Kakashi and stands next to Yuya and WannaBe- "Why him?"
Yuya: -nods- "I bet you wish it was Orochimaru"
Angil: -nods and sobs- "Why? Why? Why wasn't it Orochimaru?"
-door creaks open-
Orochimaru: "Hello everybody, look who's come to the party and it seems I've been invited"
Angil: -sighs- "Crap"
Orochimaru: -looks at Guy's corpse- "Oh dear, don't tell me the Leaf's Noble Gentleman came uninvited, tsk, tsk, tsk"
WannaBe: -glares- "Angil?"
Angil: -nods- "Oh yeah. Red?"
Red: -grins- "Time to play?"
Angil: -shakes head- "No play because you killed Guy"
Red: -sighs and lifts arm-
-Orochimaru's head blows off-
Angil: -grins- "Lesson 4 baby"
LESSON NUMBER 4
If you
are a bad guy or just plain piss off the author,
Don't accept
invitations,
Stay in your own fic, It's safer.