Habits
Habits
AN: I own nothing in this story. This is for manda.manda. so enjoy. Please R&R.
As Reno opened the door to his home he was met by his wife's glare. Reno smiled at Tifa and waved at her.
"Honey, I'm home." The Turk said in a cheery tone of voice.
"Reno we need to talk."
"About what?"
"Things that need to change. First I don't want you to smoke anymore. Secondly I don't want to find these in the house anymore." Tifa then held up the adult magazines she had found.
"I only read those for the articles babe." Tifa rolled her eyes. "Alright, I'll quit smoking and I won't look at those magazines again."
"I'll believe that when I see it." Reno's eyes gleamed and he picked the magazines up, carrying them over to the trash. He quickly threw them away along with his newest pack of cigarettes. Walking back to Tifa he placed both hands on her shoulders.
"Now it's time for things that you need to change." Reno said as seriously as he could.
"I don't need to change anything." Tifa shot back.
"Yeah you do babe, compromise is what marriage is all about. If I have to give up some things so do you. First off you have to stop counting calories every single meal. It's driving me insane and I don't care if you gain some weight. Secondly you have to get rid of your magazines." Tifa's face turned crimson at that.
"I…don't know what you're talking about…" Tifa stuttered.
"Edge's Sexiest Male Model Pin- Up Edition ring a bell?" Reno asked. He moved away from Tifa and sat on the couch, shoulder's slumping. "It's just I see you looking at those magazines and I know I can't measure up to them. Don't you find my body attractive anymore?" Reno started crying then, large crocodile tears. Tifa rolled her eyes and walked over to Reno, hugging him gently.
"Re I think you're very sexy it's just sometimes you don't always…get my motor going, if you know what I mean." Reno looked at Tifa and started laughing at that.
"Get my motor going? Tifa you could just say aroused like a normal person." He hugged her back and kissed her on the cheek, which was still red. "I'm just kidding Tifa I don't care about any of that stuff. I love everything about you, got it?"
"Yes and I suppose you can have your magazines back too but not the cigarettes, at least not for nine months." Tifa said, smiling.
"Not for nine months, why nine…but then Reno's eyes went wide and he picked Tifa up. "You're pregnant?!" Tifa nodded and squealed when Reno started tickling her sides after placing her down on the couch.
"Okay, okay stop…" Tifa said, breathing hard. Reno then lifted her shirt up a little and started kissing her stomach.
"I'm going to be a daddy…" Reno said in-between kisses.
"Yes you are and you'll be a great one."
"You're going to get huge." Reno commented. Tifa glared at him then and Reno chuckled. "Um I said you're going to get hu-ge, it's an old term for even more sexier than before." Reno continued, scratching the back of his head nervously. Tifa kissed him deep on the lips then and once they broke apart she smiled at him.
"Nice save…" Tifa remarked.
"What can I say I am pretty damn good at saving my own ass." Reno replied.
"Speaking of that…what do you say to a little comparing?" Tifa said, holding up a thong and one of her naughty magazines.
"Well I can see that the mood swings are already effecting you." Reno said. Tifa punched him lightly on the shoulder but Reno picked up the undergarment and started to leave.
"Un uh, you change right in front of me." Tifa said. Reno was thankful that Yuffie didn't live anywhere near him. She would love using this as blackmail, the Turk thought to himself as he stripped down to his boxers. Also his wife was even hotter when she was being perverted.