Not one of my bests. Sorry, it's 2 in the morning and I can't sleep.

I would like ot dedicate this chapter to vampirelova99 because her story 'Love for an Eternity' kept me up all this time. You really should go and read her story, it's really good.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight


Bella's POV

Alice, Jasper and I were sitting at the Cullen's dinning room table discussing wedding plans.

Emmet and Edward were out hunting, Esme was cleaning around the house, Rose was doing her hair, and Carlisle was at the hospital.

Why must the women go threw all of this stress? I thought to myself, looking at all the papers spread out all over the table.

What do the men plan? I thought.

I thought about all movies that had weddings in them and tries to figure out what the men plan. And then it hit me.

"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" I asked him warily.

Both Jasper and Alice look up at me, shocked. And then fell on the floor laughing.

"I never… planed… for that… to be… on the agenda…Bella!" Alice finally said, in between giggles.

"Don't worry, Bella." Jasper assured me, "There aren't any strip clubs near Forks. But, then again, I bet we could get all of us to L.A. and back before the wedding."

"Jasper! That's not even funny!" I yelled at him

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