The Ultimate Worst Naruto Fanfic Ever Written Ever
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Sayaka is the princess of the Kitsuta clan. She has powers never before seen in the shinobi world- the ability to summon the Kyuubi with her Nagitakesu song. Her family hated her for this awesome power and cast her away from them so they wouldn't have the burden of such great power, so she went to the leaf village at the tender young age of 16, where she met the man who she thought would be her savior. His name was Itachi Uchiha and he brought her back to the Akatsuki base so he could harness her extraordinary powers. Once there, however, the evil Pein became infatuated by her long flowing violet hair and pale, creamy you-know-whatsies. He would steal her away in the night and rape her violently every night. When Itachi found out, he cast her off for her uncleanness, because he was in fact, quite abusive and only wanted her for her fairly hefty attributes. She was once again, alone. Out in the woods, alone, she discovered that the Shukaku has lain dormant inside her THIS ENTIRE TIME and she is just now noticing. She cannot sleep because it would make Shukaku come out and kill people, so every night she sings and attracts wolves with her Shitake song. She realizes that along with her ability to summon the Kyuubi and the Shukaku inside her, she can also become a wolf. So one night she turns into a beautiful purple wolf and runs to the Sand Village, where she is captured by the royal guards to be Gaara's pet. When she is in Gaara's room, she turns back into herself, but she had left all her clothes in the sand village, so she's naked. Gaara spontaneously proposes to this strange but lovely
wolf/girl, and she accepts. Mind you she's still naked. But on their wedding day, PEIN RETURNS FOR HIS SEX SLAVE. As she's walking up the aisle, he rips off her dress so she's naked again and steals her away. Gaara is heartbroken and goes to find his love. He finds her tied to a tree in Konoha, surrounded by vines of Tokidoki so he cannot reach her. So he goes and gets Sasuke, the only one with the power to wilt the vines of Tokidoki. But, here's a plot twist, Sasuke sees her (you guessed it!) naked form and falls so madly and deeply in love that when he wilts the vines he takes her as his own. Sayaka still loves Gaara, but this handsome Sasuke, whose buckskins are wrapped so tightly around his muscled thighs, oops, wrong story… this Sasuke who is so kind to her has quickly captured her heart, and she lets him have her. Him having her will take an entire chapter, mind you. They get married, and just when things are going so swimmingly for our lovely heroine, she is told that she must summon the Kyuubi for the sake of the leaf village (really, they WANT the Kyuubi back. Trust Me.), a ritual which will take her life. She is such a brave and sexy person that she agrees. During the ceremony, which must be preformed naked, a single tear rolls down her cheek for her beloved Sasuke. Gaara has been long forgotten. BUUUUT… even this sacrificial ritual cannot kill Sayaka because she has the Lunar Star power that makes her immune to it. Trust me. So she lives forever and becomes Hokage and never gets and older or fatter. For she is Sayaka. And she is the princess of the Kitsuta clan (a fact which we have discovered to be totally irrelevant). Oh, and Kakashi falls in love with her, too. But we'll save that for the sequel, "Sayaka Kitsuta and the Kimidake Promise of the Dying Moons of Otogakure".