Disclaimer: Yes, I OWN ATLA! (phone rings) "Yes, hello?... um… yeah… go ahead, see if I care… 5 MILLION??... Okay… thanks, I'll change it. Bye." (hangs up) Alright then. After some… violent talking bargaining with Nickelodeon Studios, I promise never to write that sentence until the creators and everyone over there to do with ATLA dies, or the universe explodes. Whichever comes first.
But I do wish I owned Zuko. Shush!
Dedication: This story is for my cousin, Jamie, a firm Zutarian (go jump off a cliff, Kataang!) like me, and to Apollo13, for that Disclaimer idea. Brilliant! :)
A/N: As you can see by my favorites, I love stories like this, so I decided to write one. If you're writing one, or have a good one that you've read, please message me and tell me where I can read it, kay?
Oh, and this is going to be written like a play since there's soooo many characters, so each chappy will be an "act" and have one or two scenes in it, maybe more depending on how much time I have and how many reviews I get. Example:
Me: Please read my story!! (grins widely)
Katara: Why should I? You insulted me! (scowls)
Me: One, because you're in it, and two, no I didn't! I insulted your canon pairing! You're much, much better with Zuko, trust me.
Zuko: (jaw drops) Ummm… what?
Kay, so ON WITH THE STORY!
The Avatar Invasion!!
Act One
Scene One: Falling From The Sky
Setting: The Author (Vikki) and her cousin Jamie are in Victoria's room listening to music.
Time: Saturday afternoon, about 3:00.
Me: This is kinda boring.
Jamie: Yeah, but we've already done a lot of things. What else can we do?
Me: I have no idea. (sighs) It's not like something is just going to come falling from the sky, in through the window, and right onto the floor.
Jamie: Yeah, but just in case, open your window.
(opens window)
(The ATLA cast comes falling from the sky, in through the window, and onto the floor)
...
Me: Um, Jamie, how did you know?
Jamie: Uhhh… psychic powers? (confused)
Me: Well, whatever. The ATLA CAST IS HERE! (squees)
(Katara, Zuko, Aang, Toph, Sokka, Suki, Ty Lee, Mai, Azula, Ozai, Iroh, the Cabbage Man, Zhao and a hobo stand up and look around, wondering why they're in a teenager's room)
Hobo: Wait, this isn't Kansas! (flies back out the window)
Me and Jamie: Okaayyy…
Me: Welcome everyone!
Katara: Thanks, but what are we doing here? Oh wait… (looks at Aang) I told you that you shouldn't have been messing with Combustion Man! (turns to me) We were on set, filming the Combustion Man episode, and he wanted to see how far he could make us go, so all the cast got into Aang's trailer and he must have blasted us into your story!
Me: Soo… um, where's your trailer?
Sokka: Yeah, um, look down.
(everyone rushes to the window)
(The trailer is lying in a smoking heap on the ground, an inch from the flowers)
Me: Oh great. My mom is gonna kill me.
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Scene Two: Are They Staying?
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Me: So... you guys have a place to stay?
All: NO! (all look at Aang angrily)
Me: Well... I don't know about here. My parents are only going to be in Taiwan until next Sunday. I'm not with them because they wouldn't take me... (grumbles)
Sokka: So, can we stay?? WHERE'S THE FOOD?? I'm hungry!!
Me: (hesitant) I guess, but you have to act like adults and not be too loud, especially during the night. My brother and sister need their sleep.
Sokka, Jet, Aang: WHERE'S THE FRIDGE? (Vikki points downstairs)
(Sokka, Jet, and Aang race down to the fridge for food) (why else?)
Me: So let's see. We'll have to make sleeping arrangements, and who'll do the dishes for each meal and whatnot. Jamie, are you staying?
Jamie: Are you kidding? I'm not missing this. Plus, (whispers) we might be able to work some Zutara magic!
Katara: What are you two talking about?
Me and Jamie: Noo-thing...
(Everyone goes down to the kitchen)
Me: Attention, everyone! (everyone looks up, Sokka with 2 chicken wings sticking out of his mouth) Now, I'm in charge this week, since I'm the oldest. Well, I was, but I think Iroh is the oldest now, since I'm only 14, so Iroh makes the first decision.
Iroh: My first decision as leader is... to put Vikki in charge!
Me: Um, okay. So, Jamie and I will sit over at this table and discuss sleeping arrangements. Iroh, you take Zuko, Katara, Aang, and Toph and go to the store. Pick up some chicken, since Sokka ate what we had left (glares at Sokka) and that woudn't have fed us all anyway. Or whatever you can find that'll feed us all. The rest of you, try to figure out how to make that chocolate cake from the mix in the cupboard.
(Jamie and Vikki make a list of the rooms)
Kitchen
Living Room
My room
The basement
My sister's room
(If we need more or less rooms, this may change)
Me: (quietly) So, for half the week. we want a sleepover-kind-of-thing, and the other half, we'll work on our ships.
(Jamie agrees, and they make up the list for tonight, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday, then a separate list for the rest of the week)
(After Iroh and the gang comes back with a chicken and some potatoes, Vikki and Jamie prepare the dinner. Everyone sits down to dinner)
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Scene Three: Dinner and Everything After
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Ty Lee: Hey, let's play Truth or Dare!
All: YEAH!
Me: Hey, how do you guys know what that is?
Mai: (emo-ish) Your brother told us while we were baking the cake. He was trying to tell us a lot of things about your world.
Me: Ah well. (shrugs) Let's play! Um... Katara! Truth or Dare?
Katara: Truth!
Me: Who do you like better... Zuko or Aang?
Katara: Umm... well... actually... umm...
All: QUIT STALLING!
Katara: Well... Aang, you're cute and all, but really... um... Zuko is really hot! (clamps mouth shut)
Me: Well, duh! Of course he is! And you two are much better for each other. (grins) (whispers to Jamie) It's already happening!
Katara: Alright then. Um, Toph. Truth or Dare?
Toph: Dare, of course!
Katara: Hmm... I dare you to... hug Ozai!
Ozai: Um. What's so bad about me?
All: (eye roll)
Toph: Fine... (gets up) (hugs Ozai quickly and runs away) Now... Sokka. Truth or Dare?
Sokka: (through a mouthful of chicken) Truth.
Toph: Hm. Do you like looking at yourself and making muscles in the mirror?
Sokka: Um... yes. (everyone laughs and in the confusion, Sokka takes out a hand mirror and checks himself out)
(Everyone finishes dinner, and Jet does the dishes while Vikki and Jamie post the sleeping arrangements on the fridge)
Me and Jamie: OI! PEOPLE! Come look at the list!
My Room- Katara, Toph, Suki, Ty Lee, Azula
Living Room- Zuko, Jet, Sokka, Aang
Kitchen- Iroh, Mai, Ozai
Basement-Zhao, The Cabbage Man
Zhao: Good, I thought you forgot me. Wait, I'm with... the CABBAGE MAN??
The Cabbage Man: Um, I have a name...
All: NO ONE CARES!
(Cabbage Man goes off into the basement sobbing)
Me: O-kaayyy... Well, lights out is in two and a half hours, (her watch reads 8:30) so what do you want to do until then?
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A/N: End of Act One. How did you like it? R and R, please!! I was going to go on, but I think I'll post Act Two, Scene One: Nightlife soon since this was getting extensive. :)
Oh, and I have a question for all of you. What's your favorite song?