Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, or Emmett, no matter how cool it would be if I did. I own nothing. Seriously. I'm typing this on my parents' laptop.

Thank-yous go out to the three of you who reviewed! And to everybody else, I hope you'll review this time. I know the title makes no sense right now, but just bear with me. I had to put in some mischief somewhere, and I figured why not at the beginning.

Flash! (A/N lol! Flashdance...What A Feeling!)

Edward POV

As I leaned over Bella to put a dirty spoon in the sink, I smelled the most awful reeking ever. I assumed I had messed up Bella's recipe for Thai noodles, and darted over to the stove. When I got there, I heard Emmett coming through the door. After I checked on the stir fry and found it in what I figured was a perfect condition for something so strange, I walked over toward Bella and checked Emmett's thoughts for anything about sharp objects. The only thing Emmett was thinking about was whether or not he could take on twelve bears and have them dead in five minutes, so I thought it would be okay to back off of Bella, because I knew I was in her way and she should be safe.

Emmett walked over to me, and said, "Honey, I'm home! And might I say you look ravishing in that lovely shade of rose. By the way, where is Rose? We need to start Bella-sitting soon." My muscles tensed, and I was incredibly mad at Emmett, about to punch him mad, because he had mentioned the ridiculous apron Bella had made me wear. But, I was distracted by the disgusting stench I could still smell, as it was coming from outside and smelled somewhat like a werewolf.

I walked outside and from inside of Emmett's jeep came a flash, and perhaps the most vile creature on Earth ran out of Emmett's car, and was headed towards the treaty boundary line, I guess. This creature I know to be Jacob Black, who is in fact, a werewolf. That explains the smell, but why would that nasty dog want a picture of me? I looked down, and realizing what I was wearing, screamed towards the house, "DAMMIT EMMETT!! DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! COME OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, OR I WILL COME IN AND GET YOU!!"

Emmett POV

I heard Edward screaming super-loud, and figured Jacob had taken the picture of him. I went back outside, and immediately Edward started spewing out a stream of curse words, some of which I had never heard of. Then, I saw him run toward me and he actually tried to hurt me, how sad is that? Anyway, I just put him in a headlock and started try to calmly discuss the situation. "Edward, what did I do?" I asked, as innocently as I could.

"Emmett-you-are-completely-aware-of...WOULD YOU LET GO OF ME!?" I let Edward come out of the awesome headlock I had had him in, and he started again. "Emmett, you are completely and totally aware of what you just did, and why I am so pissed off about it. Do you realize that canine will probably show up to my wedding wearing a t-shirt with that picture on it. Emmett, I swear, I will get you back for this."

"Jeez Ed, touchy much? Nothing is going to happen. If Jacob does anything with that picture, Bella will be just as pissed as you are, and she won't talk to him for a while."Edward's fists unclenched and he looked up, and signs of anger had vanished from his face.

"Bella wouldn't talk to him? For how long do you think?"

"Well, if I were Bella, and my friend had tried to humiliate my boyfriend, I probably wouldn't talk to him for a couple weeks, I guess," I answered. Edward started mumbling something about "perfect timing...right before she changes...won't have to deal with dog ever again...", so I figured I should leave him to his thoughts, even though he never leaves mine alone. I checked my watch, and when I saw it was almost 3:30, I darted inside to find my lovely wife and the human danger-magnet waiting in the front room for me.

Bella POV (finally!)

When Emmett came rushing through the door, he looked pretty confused. I figured Rose had told him we were going to my house already, but apparently she hadn't. "Emmett, we're going to my house for this afternoon's babysitting session. Since I'm moving out in a couple weeks, Charlie wants me to do some 'spring cleaning,' as he put it. So, this afternoon, you and Rosalie get to help me move all of my crap to your house." Emmett's expression changed from confused to gleeful.

"Bella, I should warn you. Emmett's idea of cleaning and moving out is not exactly what..." Rose began, but Emmett interrupted her.

"Oh, Rose, everything will be fine. This is going to be fun!" Then, Edward came inside and stood beside me. His rock-hard arms wrapped around my waist and he gave me one of his crooked smiles.

"Bella, love, I will be back early tomorrow morning. If anything happens, call me and I will be there faster than humanly possible. Alice and Jasper left earlier, so they will be back here around 10:00. If you aren't back here by then, Alice will call me so I can beat up Emmett. Good-bye, I love you Bella!" And with that, he kissed me and went off to hunt.

"Bella, let's go! I want to go move all your crap as fast as I can!" Emmett whined, with a menacing gleam in his eye. He ran outside, pulling Rose and I by our wrists toward his car. When I refused to go in any vehicle other than my truck, he forced me into the car as lightly as he could (so all of my bones wouldn't break). Even they aren't related by blood, Edward and Emmett have a lot of the same characteristics. For example, they're both incredibly stubborn.

As we drove to Charlie's house, Emmett turned on the radio and tried to find his favorite station. When he couldn't find it, he asked me, " Bella, do you know what station radio Disney is? I can never remember." I started laughing, and reached forward to change the radio station. When I found it, Emmett yelled, "I love this song! This one's my favorite!" and he started singing along.

"Everybody has those days, everbody knows what, what I'm talkin' 'bout, everybody gets that way! That's right, everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what, what I'm talkin' 'bout, everybody gets that way! Sometimes I'm in a jam, I've gotta make a plan, it might be crazy, I do it anyway!"

Rosalie and I started laughing at Emmett's imitation of Hannah Montana, and I made a mental note to buy him a Hannah Montana wig from Wal-Mart.(A/N I love Jasper Hale: I blame Bethany!

When we got to Charlie's house, Emmett wouldn't let us out of the car until the song was over. When that awful song finally ended, Emmett unlocked the car doors, grabbed my house key, and sprang up out of his seat. In less than two seconds, Emmett was back outside, trying to shove as much of my clothes as he could into the trunk of his Jeep. He looked like he was having fun, so I let him continue with his game.

I went into the house, and saw Charlie left me a note reminding me to clean out my room and the attic of all of my stuff while he was gone. I threw the note out and went into my room. When I walked in, I was shocked. It looked like a tornado had come through my room. But, since it was all going to be packed up anyway, I just grabbed a few boxes and started filling them with whatever I picked up. The boxes were full within minutes, so I brought the least heaviest downstairs first.

I found Rosalie sitting on the couch, watching an old episode of "How do I look?" and commenting on how ugly all of the outfits were. Emmett looked like he was about to burst from excitement, and he ran upstairs at vampire-speed. I just shook my head and walked outside, carrying my box.

Ugh. I had to go bridesmaid dress shopping earlier, so that's partially why I posted this chapter so much later than the first. Been pretty busy! I promise the next chapter will be posted soon, and it will be long! That is...if you want it! Let me know by reviewing:)