Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, even though that would be incredibly cool. Stephenie Meyer, she wrote it, made up the characters, all that important stuff. I just borrow them for your enjoyment! Oh, and I don't own Star Wars or Harry Potter, in case you didn't know.
I was inspired to write this chapter after I played with some of my old toys, which Emmett would absolutely love, and this also what inspired me to write the entire fanfic! So please review!
Barbies
Bella POV
When I walked outside into Charlie's driveway, I saw some swirls of color, then I felt something soft fall on my head. I put my box down, and found that my favorite shirt had just fallen out of the sky onto my head. I folded the soft layers of blue material and placed the shirt on my box. When I looked up from what I was doing, I immediately recognized what the swirls of color had been- all of the remaining clothes in my room!
Apparently, Emmett's idea of cleaning out my closet involved him trying to throw all of the clothes in my closet into his Jeep. I quickly picked up all of my clothes that were strewn across the lawn and driveway, then ran upstairs to my room.
"Emmett Cullen, what do you think you are doing?" I yelled into Emmett's ear.
"I'm just trying to help you get all of your clothes into your new room as fast as possible," he answered.
"Emmett, I will take care of the clothes, and everything else left in my room, for that matter. You can go up into the attic, and take everything out of there that doesn't say 'Charlie' on it." Emmett skipped into the hall, and pulled down the attic stairs. With Emmett safely away from everything I own that I actually care about, I began taking the other boxes I had packed downstairs. They were safely in the back of Emmett's Jeep when Rosalie came outside.
"Bella, I think the Jeep is full enough for this trip. We can leave Emmett here for five minutes, I think. Hopefully he won't notice we left..." I hopped into the Jeep, and Rosalie sped off toward the Cullens' house.
Jacob POV
"Excuse me, could you please tell me how much it would cost if I wanted 200 copies of this?" I asked the clerk as I pointed to the flier in my hand.
"Umm...It would probably be like, I guess around..." The girl, who looked a little younger than me, had a look of concentration on her face as she tried to mentally add up the cost of my order. "I'm not sure what the price is exactly, but the price is about 20 bucks without tax."
I thought about it for a minute, then decided 20 dollars wasn't much compared to the satisfaction I would get from this. "How long will will this take? I only have a few hours, so if you could start now, that would be fantastic." The girl nodded her head, and put the paper I had handed her into a copy machine.
I got into my Volkswagon Rabbit, and drove to Olympic Graphic Arts, Inc. to pick up the special shirt I had ordered earlier. When I got there, I asked for the order placed under the name "Black" earlier today. The man behind the desk walked into a back room. When he came back, he handed me a bag which I knew contained one of my new favorite shirts. I told the man thank you, and left the store. When I got back to my car, I realized it had been over half an hour since I had been at the copy shop. I raced over to pick up my fliers, then went into the heart of Forks. I started taping the fliers to every telephone poll, stop sign, and street sign I could find.
Jasper POV
I heard the song "Macho Man" by the Village people coming from my pocket. Emmett knows everyone but Rose and him are hunting, so why the hell is he calling me? "What do you want, Emmett? I am almost done hunting. You just made me miss the last deer I was going to attack before I left."
"Jasper, you need to come to Charlie's place right now! I am having the most fun I have had since I was seven years old." I asked Emmett what he was doing, and the answer made me laugh. I figured this was going to be pretty fun, though, so I told everybody that I was going to leave a little early.
Bella POV
After Rosalie and I dropped off the first crapload of my stuff into Edward's room, we headed back to Charlie's. When we got back, I saw a large group of kids standing on the lawn, gathered around a small stage constructed out of my bed, a few brooms and rakes, and some towels for the curtains. "And now, our feature presentation!" Emmett's voice boomed. I heard him say, in what I assumed could only be his attempt at a girl's voice, "Oh no! I broke a nail!"
The curtain opened, and I saw the tops of Emmett and Jasper's heads, since they were too tall to be completely hidden behind my bed. Besides there being Emmett and Jasper's heads, I saw a bunch of my old Barbie dolls and my Barbie Dreamhouse. Emmett had one Barbie doll in each hand, and was making them talk about those "cute Cullen boys," and Jasper had a Kelly doll laying in bed, with a Ken doll taking her temperature. I started laughing when Emmett made the two Barbies fight each other, since apparently all Barbies know krav maga, and fight each other with it. While the Barbies were fighting, another Ken doll came, with the help of Jasper, and tried to break up the fight.
The Ken doll's attempt at stopping the Barbies only made them attack him, and the Barbies decided they would kill him. One of the Barbies started doing flips and spin-kicks, which I guess Emmett had meant to be perceived as kung fu moves, but only managed to be sportive. The Ken doll Jasper was holding fell to the floor when Jasper took the Kelly doll, and made her fly through the air. With all the dolls lying on the floor of the makeshift stage, Emmett took out another doll, which was actually an old Star Wars action figure, and he began to fight the Kelly doll.
Jasper made the Kelly doll whistle, and a bumblebee puppet rose into the air above the stage. The bumblebee crushed everything on the stage (literally, because apparently Jasper had gotten a little excited and couldn't hold back his vampire strength), and then Emmett whipped the puppet off Jasper's hand. Under the puppet was a Harry Potter doll. Emmett handed Jasper the puppet, and yelled, "Ello loves! I'm Arry Potter!" Then, Emmett forced the doll to sit on the ground, and made it rock back and forth. "The dementors! The dementors! Can't you see them! They're everywhere, you mudbloods! Oh, you can't see them can you! You Muggles! THE DEMENTORS ARE HERE!"
Meanwhile, Jasper took out a Voldemort doll, and it pulled out a bomb and cried, "I see them you fool! Now die, Harry Potter! You will all die!" Jasper threw the bomb at the Harry Potter doll, then he and Emmett threw everything on the stage up in the air and closed the curtains.
I looked around, and wondered why all the kids weren't laughing. Rosalie and I couldn't stop! But, I realized that if I were seven years old, and I had just seen two full-grown men just playing with Barbie dolls, and doing everything they did with them, I think I would be just a little bit shocked. Emmett and Jasper came out from behind the stage, which was now falling down, and screamed, "TADAA!!"
Before I could even stop laughing, I saw kids running in every direction, trying to get away from the crazy people. Rosalie and I were doubled over in laughter, and we almost got trampled in the stampede of little kids running. When we stopped laughing, Emmett and Jasper came over to talk to us. Emmett looked anxious, and asked, "So, did you like the show? Huh? Didya?"
Rosalie looked him in the eyes, and without laughing, managed to say, "Oh my Carlisle! That is so going on youtube! That was hilarious! Emmett, I know you don't care that you just made a total fool of yourself, but I know Jasper is humiliated right now! I can actually feel waves of embarassment coming off of him! How on earth did you talk him into that?" She held up the videocamera and said, "I will guard this with my life-oh hell, would ya look at that. I'm already dead!"
"Rose, you can do whatever you want with that. I've had worse things put online about me. See if I care." Jasper was obviously trying to get her to not want to put the video on youtube. I could feel it. I looked at the "stage," and Emmett was bouncing up and down on it. He fell through, and it made a noise like a sonic boom. Vampires aren't meant to jump on mattresses. But, I guess it's fine, because Edward bought a bed for me, so that one would just be going in the trash anyway. Hopefully Charlie wasn't planning on selling it.
Originally, this was going to be one super long chapter, but I'm going to split up into two smaller chapters, or maybe more, since I feel bad about procrastinating writing this chapter for about a week or two. Please give me at least 5 more reviews or no part two for you! And, by the way, words like "tomorrow" and "soon" and "later today" are very loose terms, and incredibly relative to me.