All right now this is the second chapter I hope I have improved my writing since the first chapter! Please review!!!! Also thanks ria-bee (lol) I know how hard it is to read my rubbish attempt to write  anyway hope you like it!

Beta Note: Come on admit it , dont you just wanna have Penelope's life? i know i do Awesome job Tash, I cant wait to see what happens next Sorry to all your readers for the delay of this chapter , that was my fault for breaking my finger technically i broke it because of Tash so its not my fault , blame her , xxx

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Typical. Just typical. I finally find a hot guy and it ends up being him. There was no doubt about it. Standing in front of me was an older more dashing version of Draco Malfoy. Her was standing in the middle of the group of his 'Slytherin friends' soaking up all the attention. Before I'd left we'd had a real love hate relationship.(technically it was more hate then love.) We'd openly insult each other in front of all of our friends, it was like a hobby of ours. I had no idea how it would be now though. It had been 3 years. We weren't kids anymore.

Draco caught a glance of me from a gap in the crowd and pushed his was out walking slowly towards me, his followers following.

"So the rumours are true. Penelope Halliwell has bothered to come back to this shit hole aka Hogwarts." Draco drew out with a smirk on his face.

Ok so this is how he wants to play it. Looking like I wasn't bothered. I took my sunglasses on my head, making him wait for my answer. In this time Hermione, Ron, Harry, and a few other people I vaguely remembered walked up to my side. Good an audience. I loved the attention.

"If you despise it so much why are you still here?" I asked.

It was as if it were a pantomime, the students around us were oohing and ahhing to what we were saying.

Hermione stepped up closer, and came out with. "Its not as if anyone wants you here anyway."

Draco suddenly got defensive. "Who asked you mudblood? At least I have more than what… 3 friends?" He said disgustingly.

That's taking it too far. No one disses my friends. He was going to regret that. "You disgusting ___" I began but Ron placed his hand on my shoulder, and said, "come on guys he isn't worth it" Ron was right. I pulled my sunglasses back in front of my eyes in one smooth motion and walked away.

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One of my favourite things about the beginning of year. Watching the first years going through all that sorting hat fiasco. The looks of panic on their faces were just too funny. To watch, it had a sense of security coming back each year knowing what house I belonged to. After that I couldn't be bothered to listen to Dumbledores long dragging speech and spent that time productively by picking at my split ends.

About half an hour later, I sat staring at my empty plate. I had forgotten how much I had missed Hogwarts delicious food.

"I am so stuffed." I groaned.

"I second that." Hermione mumbled in agreement.

Ron reached towards the last piece of chocolate cake left on the plate. I looked at him and raised an eyebrow.

"You cannot be serious Ron!"

Hogwarts feasts always had the perfect quantities. The extra piece?

"Where did Harry get to by the way?"

"I have no idea, I hope he's ok." Hermione worried.

It wasn't like Harry to just wonder off and miss the feast. I bet I knew who was behind this.

"Wait, I have an idea." I took a piece of paper from my bag and watches as a few people looked disapprovingly at my pen. Oh yeah that's right, they were all into quills and inks here, oh well. I began to write.

Dear crazy and uncontrollable teenager,

It has come to my attention that one of our friends is missing. I'm certain you know him. His name is Harry (you know him right). Well he's missing and I have a slight hunch you are involved. So can you be sincere enough to tell us the terrible torture you are putting him through this time.

Desperately needs to know,

Xoxo

P.H

Hopefully he would get my jokes. ' It has come to my attention', where had I gotten that from? It sounded like one of those millions of letters from my last headmasters sent home from my old school to Piper complaining about me.

I screwed it into a ball and turned around in Malfoys direction.

"What are you doing?" Hermione hissed at me. I ignored her.

"Paper." I said out. The screwed out ball orbed away and we all stared at the blue light in the air until it reached Draco and hit him on the head. I saw Draco start to unscrew the paper and I turned my attention back onto my friends.

"You wrote a letter to Malfoy!" Ron exclaimed with a look of a shock on his face.

"I just asked what he did with Harry." I said Cooley.

"You honestly think he's involved?" Hermione questioned.

"He must be! He's Malfoy!" Ron seethed, "wait he's sending it back."

Malfoy was controlling the movement of the paper with his wand. The paper floated gracefully in the air. I reached out and picked it out.

Dear loudmouth,

It has come to MY attention that you have been nosing in a matter that isn't your business. But since you desperately need to know, lets just say Potty got taught a lesson.

Amused,

D.M

"What the blood hell is that supposed to mean?" Ron said looking confused reading the message.

"I think it means that." Hermione stated. I looked over to where her gaze lay at the big old enormous doors.

Professor Snape marched through grinning widely with a scruffy looking Harry in tow. His face, hands and clothes were covered in mud and blood. What was going on? The entire hall was silent. Everyone looked shocked, contemplating what was happening. I looked over to the Slytherin table. Malfoy and his minions were grinning and looked amused.

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The great thing about being new was that you get your own bedroom. That next morning I woke up to sunny skies and peacefulness. Until I remembered the events of last night. I can't believe Harry was stupid enough to go back to Draco's compartment with his invisibility cloak. It was like he was asking for trouble. I turned over and I glanced at my crystal Dolce & Gabanna watch that was a leaving present from Daddy.

10:15am?

"Shit. I'm late."

As quickly al I could I brushed my teeth, did my hair and make up and wore my school uniform. I ran as fast as I could to my first lesson, Defence Against The Dark Arts. Which was surprisingly taught by Snape for the first time in years, he finally got what he wished for.

"This is it." I pushed the handle of the old wooden door.

Everyone turned their heads and stared at me.

"Soz I'm late sir." I said while I flicked my hair over my shoulder.

"Excuse me." Snape said irritably. As usual you could see no emotion on his face.

"Oh soz I mean sorry sir for being late."

"3 minutes is called being late. 30 minute is called truancy Miss Halliwell. You'll be making up for the loss time you missed, detention this weekend!"

"Oh well, no biggie." I shrugged my shoulder and sat next to Diana.

"Another detention and a 1000 word essay explaining why its wrong to be a truant.

Penelope gave off her pissed off sighs. "FYI you're going to have to fit it in before 3 O'clock, I have a Japanese massage appointment."

"What did you say?"

"Nothing…sir." I smiled sweetly and gave him my famous Penelope Halliwell innocent look.

As I took my I 3 San Francisco pen out of my Louis Vuitton bag, I saw Malfoy giving me one of his famous smirks. This was going to be a long week.

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