Chapter 9

No Mercy

Just as Kurt left the dumpster, the bell had rung for lunch. Tears streaming, he bee-lined straight for the cafeteria where Mercedes was sitting with her precious tater-tots. She looked up to see a hysterical Kurt.

"Kurt?"

"I *huff* am *huff* going to *sniff* MAME Karofksy!"

Mercedes stuffed a tater-tot in her mouth and got up to help Kurt into a chair. Kurt was hyperventilating. He sniffed really hard.

"HE STOLE CODY FROM ME!"

Mercedes nostrils flared.

"What… the FUCK?"

Kurt was wining and crying in to her shoulder. His words strung together in a resonant whine.

"He's actually gay and he came out to Cody and Cody really liked him, but he kissed me so that I wouldn't get Dave in trouble and he lied to me and-"

Mercedes slapped Kurt and looked upon him with huge caring eyes.

"Speak slowly and coherently. Okay?"

Kurt sniffed again. He calmed down a little. Mercedes thought if she asked him to tell the story in segments, he might not freak again. She spoke up.

"Could you start from the beginning?"

Kurt wearily nodded. He looked like he had just survived a Friday The 13th movie. With a swift exhalation, Kurt began the angsty tale of Dave and Cody.

"Remember when Cody stood up to Karofsky…"

As Kurt told the story, Mercedes' jaw dropped lower and lower.

"So basically, while trying to out Karofsky, Cody developed a crush on him. But during their detention, he got a little rough and left some visible wounds. You found out and were mortified, and Cody feigned feelings for you in order to distract you from taking measures in his supposed 'defense'."

Kurt sighed. He had calmed down by this point.

"That's correct. And I told Karofsky that I was going to out him."

Mercedes heart skipped a beat.

I don't blame him, but… that's cold.

"So are you really gonna do it?"

Kurt sniffed and stared ahead with the fury of Satan in his eyes.

"Yes…"

"How are you gonna do it? I mean, no one will believe you unless you have some pretty fuckin' convincing evidence."

"I haven't quite made up mind yet. I need some time."

"Well Kurt, if you don't act fast, I'm sure he's gonna come after you to make sure that you don't talk."

Kurt smiled. Mercedes could tell by his sudden change of expression that he had already begun to hatch a plan.

"No he won't. Cody will."

Mercedes didn't get it. Kurt spoke again.

"Karofsky is now a much more dangerous adversary. He's grown intelligent by osmosis. His… (Kurt shudders) b-boyfriend has mastered the art of high school drama, and will be looking for ways to keep the shit from hitting the fan. Mercedes, I can almost promise you that Cody will be coaching him on how to behave until this 'blows over.' And he will make sure to leave absolutely NO openings."

"So you guys are enemies now. Why would Cody come to you?"

"Because I think we both agree on the old saying 'war is hell.'"

"Kurt, I don't know, because Cody seemed to pretty much enjoy provoking Karofsky. Maybe this is just fun for him."

"Damn, he really is a master manipulator."

Kurt inhaled and brought his knuckle to his lips. He stared intently for a moment and then spoke up again.

"In that case, no one is safe. If Cody really wants things to blow over smoothly, he's going to try and win everyone over. We need to start recruiting now."

"Recruiting?"

"We need to warn them of Cody's two-faced charisma. If they already have a bad taste in their mouth by the time he gets to them, they're not going to be very sympathetic to what he has to say. In fact, some like Santana would probably go out of their way to disagree with him… publically."

Wow. Kurt has lost it. I'll help him, but only because he's my best friend.

Mercedes let out a sigh and spoke up.

"So I guess we start at Glee rehearsal today?"

"That's exactly what I was thinking."

Meanwhile, back at the dumpster…

Cody sat there in the filth, letting Kurt's words sink in. He leaned his head back and let it clang on the metal dumpster.

SHIT! This is not good. How do I always mange to do this? I was just trying to make everyone happy.

Cody felt like he was falling.

A few moments passed by and he found himself sobbing.

Now that Kurt's told Dave about that kiss, I don't think he's going to be pleased. I guess I'll just have to go to school smelling like shit and pick my clothes up later.

Cody decided to make himself comfortable and wait for the warning bell to ring for Trig.

Oh lord, I've got Trig with Kurt next period.

Much to Cody's surprise, the lid to the dumpster began to lift itself. As he was met with Dave's face, Cody felt a little bit of every emotion. He was, of course, overjoyed that his boyfriend came to his rescue. But at the same time, he was ashamed that Dave had to find out about him and Kurt the way he did. And to top it off, he was mortified for Dave. The shit was about hit the fan for him. In the end, Cody just hid his head under his arm out of embarrassment.

I can't face him. I'm no good for him. I'm no good for Kurt. I'm no good for anyone.

Dave just looked down at Cody and sighed. He reached down and pulled Cody's arm off of his face. Cody looked up into the light. The way Dave was forcing a smile horrified Cody even more. He couldn't bear to look into his eyes. He closed them tightly shut. Tears were streaming by this point.

Dear God, he must think I'm a puss. I just want to disappear right now.

Cody felt Dave's hand on his face drying his tears. Dave spoke with a soft and soothing whisper.

"I shouldn't have put you through that."

Cody's eyes got wide. He looked up, not having a clear grasp as to what was going on. He watched, stunned with shock as Dave began to lift himself up and descend into the filth. Dave found a comfortable place amongst the trash and sat Indian style next to Cody. Cody just blinked as Dave twiddled his thumbs. Finally, Cody broke the silence. He spoke, not really knowing what the rest of his sentence was going to be.

"Dave, you-"

"Can we pretend I'm amazing?"

What? Okay, I'm a little confused.

Dave took a big breath and gave Cody an awkward hug.

Why is he being so nice and apologetic? I have single handedly out-ed him. That's his absolute worst fucking nightmare!

Cody tried to speak, but was promptly hushed with Dave's big hand. He could feel heat from Dave's face on his ear. Dave was breathing really heavily. After a few breaths, Cody heard Dave sing very softly.

How am I supposed to breathe?
I try to relax. I touch your still frame
So I can watch you closer
And study the ways I believe I belong to you
I scratch at your waist line... your doll hair
I dig up the thought of how your eyes glow
So I make you my religion, my collision, an escape goat
So have I found your secret weak spot, baby?

Can you pretend I'm amazing?
I can pretend I'm amazing...
Instead of what we both know
I cut to the punch line baby
Can you pretend I'm amazing
Instead of what we both know

Now our history is for sale
And for that I apologize
You see you're my only know how
The study of when I believe I belonged to you
You see I've made you into something delicious,
My sweet ghost
So have I found your secret weak spot, baby?

Can you pretend I'm amazing?
I can pretend I'm amazing...
Instead of what we both know
I cut to the punch line baby
Can you pretend I'm amazing
Instead of what we both know…

Dave let out a muttered sigh.

"I love you, Cody, and I don't care who Kurt tells about us."

Cody inhaled sharply.

He's lost it. He must be in denial. This is going to change everything for him.

"I love you too…"

Cody began to caress Dave's ear as he stared off into the wall of the dumpster trying to find the right words.

"And Dave…"

"Yeah?"

"You are amazing."

Cody felt a tear trickle down his neck. Dave began to squeeze him tightly.

"I k-k-know I'm not, but that means so freakin' much. Thank you, C-C-Cody."

At that moment, Dave looked into Cody's oceanic eyes and laid his lips on Cody's. Out of all the times that Dave had kissed Cody, this time was completely different. It was laden with love, and tenderness. Cody could sense his vulnerability through Dave's lips.

The warning bell rang, ending lunch. Cody and Dave both snapped back into reality. Dave began to whimper. Cody could tell that he was dreading going to class and facing Kurt's wrath. He comfortingly rested his palm on Dave's cheek.

"Hey, I think I know a way to get us out of this."

Dave's cheeks lifted. His eyes practically sparkled. He whipped his nose and sniffed.

"H-h-how?"

"We just have to be VERY strategic."

Dave didn't seem to follow. Cody elaborated.

"Go to class, and pretend like nothing happened. Don't say anything to anyone about our run in with Kurt today. Avoid him like the plague. I'll approach him. He can't hurt me."

"Okay… So are you gonna try and convince him not to out me?"

Cody waited a beat. He was thinking of a simple way to explain his plan.

"In a sense, yes. I'm going to try to win him over again. I'll text you before the end of Trig and let you know if my plan works. Got it?"

Dave nodded.

"Good, now would you be a doll and help me open the lid?"

"Sure."

Dave and Cody helped each other out of the dumpster and made their way to the main building where all of their classes were. Surprisingly, they didn't smell that bad.

I don't stink. I guess that's divine intervention.

They held eye contact for a brief moment as they walked through the doors to McKinley high before breaking away and acting as if they hated each other as soon as they passed the corner.

He has got to try out for The Drama Club. He's such a wonderful actor. I wonder if he even knows that?

As Cody made his way to the math room, he saw Kurt sitting in his desk with his eyes blood shot and fixed on him. Cody let out a half-assed laugh and waved. Kurt only followed him with his glare and narrowed his eyes. As Cody sat down, he let out a frustrated sigh.

This is not going to be easy.

The final bell rang and Ms. Thelia began her boring lecture on the Pythagorean theorem. Cody quickly pulled out his phone and pulled up Kurt's convos. He thought for a moment, and finally sent the text.

Is there any coming back from this?- Cody

Kurt immediately checked his pocket and looked at his phone. He turned around and mouthed fuck off.

Cody sighed and tried another message.

Name your price- Cody

Kurt ignored this one.

Cody pulled his trump card. The last ditch effort.

What if I can convince Dave to join Glee club?- Cody

This time, Kurt's back became stiff, and he texted back.

You can't be serious- Kurt

Cody smirked.

I believe I have a little pull in his life now- Cody

Have him audition at 4 p.m. today and I'll try to keep my mouth shut.- Kurt

Sweet. Crisis averted.

Done- Cody

See ya there- Kurt

Immediately, Cody Pulled up Dave's convos. He texted with a rapid pace.

I found a way to keep Kurt from blabbing- Cody

Dave's reply came almost instantly.

REALLY! HOW DID U DO IT?- Dave

I had to strike a deal, and I don't think you're going to like it.- Cody

This time, Dave's response took a little longer.

Do I have to kiss him or somethin?- Dave

Cody laughed.

No! … you're going to have to audition for Glee Club after school today. – Cody

Its wrth it. Ill do it but only if u come with me- Dave

We'll talk about it after class- Cody

kk- Dave

As Cody went to put his phone away, it vibrated again. It was another message from Dave.

Ily- Dave

I love you, too. 3 - Cody