These Fries Are So Good

by Pedialyte Served at a Brothel

Mordecai and Rigby are enjoying French fries at a movie theatre café, but things turn really interesting when some shady figures appear.

Mordecai and Rigby were sitting in a movie theatre café and Mordecai grabbed a French fry with his winged finger and said,

"These fries are so good."

Rigby got out his cell phone and said, "I gotta tell this to Caitlyn!" He did so and in a few minutes, there was a response that said, 'Share some with me! XD'

"I wish Logan was here," said Mordecai as he thought of his cousin. They sighed and resumed eating some fries when all the sudden, several guys in shady suits crashed through the window of the café and pulled out guns and started shooting all the vending machines and drink dispensers, similar to the reaction when Chouji found out that Malco Theatres doesn't serve Barq's Root Beer.

There was a dinging sound and then a random voice said "Action!" The two animals took out their pistols and began to shoot the bad guys and ducked and immediately reloaded.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" said Rigby as he was ready to shoot the others again.

"I don't know, dude, but this is gonna be bitchin' awesome!"