A/N Ok this is my first time at a fanfic, so please be kind. Also, I know there's many note stories and such, but I absolutely adore those stories, and just HAD to write one myself. :D please review and tell me what you think.
Bella, Edward, Alice
Bella, why must we write everything down?
Cause choo choo told me to. Duh.
Who?
Choo choo, can't you read? He's our pet turducken
I don't want to know.
Edward, I want a ppppppppooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You want a pony?
Not a pony Edward, a ppppppppppoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
OH OH OH!! I want an aardvark!
You both are nuts.
I want to be a cashew!
Can I be a peanut?
Of course ecila!
Ecila?
Yes, Ecila.
It's my name spelled backwards!
Oh. So then is Bella alleb?
No of course not stupid, she's Bella.
Sheesh Edward, I thought you being my husband and all might make you at least know my name.
But you called Alice Eclia, because it's her name spelled backwards, so I assumed she would do the same for you.
Well duh I called her Eclia, it's her name spelled backwards!
Then why doesn't she call you Alleb?
Because her name is Bella! –shakes head- he just don't understand logic
-sigh- no, he doesn't
But you two aren't being logical!
We are so logical! We are logical masters of logical logicaness.
Dang right sistah!
I will never understand.