A/N Yay! I actually got a review! :D
Edward, Bella, Emmett
Guess what!
What?
What?
Huh?
Exactly.
Ok……?
Silly vampire, trix are for kids!
Are you ok, Bella?
Yep! I've been as okie dokie as an artichokie since Emmett gave me that snack!
What snack?
Charlie….we're going to Candy Moutain! Charlie! Candy Mountain Charlie! Come with us Charlie!
What did Emmett give you, Bella?
Look Charlie, it's the leoplorodan! He'll tell us the way to Candy Mountain!
Bella, what did Emmett do to you?
There ain't no bugs on me! There ain't no bugs on me!
Uh…….that's good.
There may be bugs on so many a mugs but there ain't no bugs on me!
On that mutt Jacob there is.
Are you dissing my BFFWMDCHJLT?
Yes I am and your what?
BFFWMDCHJLK – best friend forever wolf man dud cause he's just like that. And don't diss him…..OH look! IT'S A BUTTERFLY!
No comment – I'm going to kill Emmett
And dance forever ever ever, forever ever ever, forever ever ever! Forever on the dance floor!
Yo.
What. Did. You. Do. To. Bella.
Whoa dude, chillax. All I did was give her 7 pixie sticks, 10 pepsis, 3 chocolate bars, and 5 cupcakes.
I'll give you to the count of 3.
Oh come on Edward!
1
She's funny when she's hyper!
2
Calm down Eddie poo.
3
Oh crap