A/N I do not own twilight or any of it's characters. They all belong to the uber talented Stephenie Meyer.
Bella, Jasper,Emmett
Are you for or against stick figures' butt rights?
What!?
Well when I was driving in from school with Edward, I realized that stick figures on street signs, or any stick figure for that matter, do not have butts. So I say stick figures deserve butts. So I'm asking you, are you for or against stick figure butt rights?
Um….well do you know that problems that would cause for stick people and the rest of the world, right? (doo-doo break dead pedstirans)
I never said give them food, just butts. They have no stomachs to digest with. I mean, they're so skinny, that they don't have room for a stomach.
Or a butt.
But they don't have a butt! They deserve a butt!
Why do they need one?
IDK
Then what's the point!? All it will do is make them upset and think they're fat.
-sigh- They're sticks, it's impossible for them to be fat.
And if YOU were a stick figure, wouldn't you want the right to have a butt?
No
WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID!
F-BEEP THAT! WHERE A KID CAN SMELL LIKE SH-BEEP!
Wooow……….
You have brown eyes.
?
When I say Hillshire you say farm! HILLSHIRE!
FARM! GO MEAT!
Again, woooow….
A/N Most of this was taken from a note my friend and I passed in class today (we're good students :) ). I just altered a couple things to make it make more sense for this situation. Reviews make the world go round!