The school bell rings it's last ring, indicating the very end of the first day of high school.
A person walks out of the doors sporting a brown jacket and blue beanie, with a tiny red puff and rim. He had blue jeans and dark red gloves. This person's name was Stan Marsh.
"Hey, Kyle. Wanna play World of Warcraft at your house?" asks Stan.
"Naw, dude. I have a crap ton of homework to do, and I have to plan out the entire winter dance in under a week," says Kyle.
"Anyways, did you know we have a new student coming here?" says Kyle.
"Woah, wait a minute? We do? What's his or her name?" replies Stan.
Just then, a slightly overweight person walks aside the pair on the sidewalk. He beared a bright red jacket, and a large sky blue beanie with yellow puffs and rims, with little brown hairs popping under the hat.
"What's up, dudes?" greets Eric Cartman.
"Guys, I learnt about this thing in Psychology. It's called like, the Nelson effect or something. So, the cartoon a long time ago called the Berenstein bears was actually called the Berenstain Bears! Freaky, right!"
"It's called the Mandela effect, Cartman," corrects Kyle.
"Whatever. Anyways, you hear about the new kid? She's kinda hot. I call dibs," says Cartman.
"The hell, dude? You can't call dibs on a human being," says Stan in a disgusted tone.
"Whatever, man. You're just pissed because I thought of the thing first."
Just then, the three arrive at the front door of the Marsh Residence. A comfy suburban home fit for seven people, a detached garage, with a nice pine green decor, perfect for any family.
Stan knocks lightly on the front door.