A/N I do not own twilight, or anything else in this story. (Except the story itself.)
Edward, Bella
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I'm leaving you Edward. I have a new love.
Uh huh. Re- wait, what?
Yep.
Who is this idiot?
He's not an idiot! He's a doctor!
YOU'RE LEAVING ME FOR CARLISLE?!
No! He's 23.
A human?
He was made in 1885.
Another vampire??
He's very generous and rich.
So it is Carlisle!
Sheesh Edward, I said it wasn't Carlisle. Gee for a nerd you're really dumb.
So who is it!?
Dr. Pepper.
Dr. Pepper? The soda?
Yesh. Dr. Pepper. And he's so much more than just a soda. He has his own tshirts, and he tastes sooooo good ;)
So you're leaving me for a drink?
Pretty much, yeah.
Wow. Feel the love.
A/N Hehe so this is from real life. Today I had the first Dr.Pepper in like, forever, and it's AWESOME! So know he's my boyfriend.