Welcome to the Lovemobile
The bat signal shone in the night sky. Some terrible villain was on the loose, trying to destroy the city. Again. And since Superman was busy in a poker game with the X-Men, this was a job for Batman.
Batman rushed to the Batmobile and jumped in.
"To the crime scene, I assume?" asked an emotionless voice. "That would make our destination the corner of Houston and Broadway."
Batman turned his head suddenly, his newest batsuit enabling him to do such. The Batmobile didn't usually talk! There was an attractive man that looked strangely familiar sitting next to him in the passenger seat.
"Who are you?" Batman asked in his signature gruff voice.
"I am Knight Industries Three-Thousand, but you can call me KITT. I'm here to assist you in your nightly endeavors."
Batman rose an eyebrow, then noticed something out of the corner of his eye. He looked up in the sky and saw something strange. The batsignal had changed into a glowing red heart.
"It seems a change of activity is in order," KITT said, his usually monotone voice becoming softer, more.. seductive.
"I think you may be right," Batman said, unzipping his batsuit. That signal meant it was time for some Batlove.