Furbies came up in a conversation with my friend one day over the phone and she told me they were evil. I won't go into detail, but I got the idea for this when we picked her up later that day (we were going to watch the movie Mirrors (it wasn't thebest film and the way the main guy's sister died was disgusting)) I told her about my idea. She told me she wouldn't read it - she really hates Furbies.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Furbies, but I do own the demon Friend. Say hi Friend.
Friend: -glowing red eyes- Me eat you
Me: O.O
NO FLAMES!!
Inuyasha sat by the bone eater's well, ears flat and fidgeting. He was getting mad. Kagome was supposed to be here yesterday. When she got here he was going to give her a piece of his mind… As he thought this a bright blue-white glow emanated from the well and moments later Kagome pulled herself onto the grass.
"What took you so long?" Inuyasha demanded, growling.
"Sorry…but I had to pick something up."
"What?"
"This."
Kagome dropped her backpack onto the grass and flipped it open. She rummaged around while Inuyasha stood before her, waiting. His anger had already melted away, replaced by curiosity.
Finally Kagome held up a small black object for him to see and stood up.
Inuyasha stared at it.
It stared back.
"What is it?" he asked at last.
"It's an American toy called a Furby," Kagome explained.
The "Furby" was about six inches tall, with shaggy black fur. It was owl-like in appearance, with large bat-like ears and two large white eyes with small, reddish-pink pupils. The Furby stared at Inuyasha, and the half-demon felt a chill.
"Who's it for? It better not be for Shippo. That thing would give it nightmares," stated Inuyasha.
"No it wouldn't. It's cute." Kagome picked up her backpack and thrust it towards Inuyasha. "I have to go barrow Kirara for a little bit. And if this works out, then you'll never have to this thing again."
"If it's your plan then I'll definitely be seeing this thing again," Inuyasha muttered.
"What was that?"
"Nothing…nothing."
"Good." Kagome strode past him and tossed the Furby at Inuyasha, who caught it. "Hold this while I get Kirara."
Before he could protest, Kagome was gone.
Muttering darkly to himself, Inuyasha dropped down cross-legged and placed the Furby on the ground in front of him. Resting his head on his hand Inuyasha scowled at the furry toy. "Damn little rat…," he mumbled.
"Doo?"
Inuyasha blinked. "What the…?" Inuyasha leaned in and narrowed his eyes.
"U-nye-loo-lay-doo?" the Furby responded.
Inuyasha stared, gaping.
He reached out and picked up the Furby. He parted the shaggy fur and felt for some sort of button or switch or something! Flipping it upside down, he noticed a small section of hard plastic nailed in place. Prying it away, he found two cylindrical items. Snapping them out, he looked at them curiously before recognizing them as "batteries"—things Kagome often brought back from her time.
She'd explained to him that batteries—whatever they were—were used in "electronics" to make them work on their own. Inuyasha didn't really get that part, but he did know from observing that if you took out the batteries, the thing didn't work anymore.
"Yoo?" The Furby's voice shocked Inuyasha and caused him to drop the thing on the ground; the batteries fell from Inuyasha's fingers.
"What the hell is this thing?!"
The Furby's eyes flashed red and it cackled softly and slowly. "Hehehehehehe…"
--
"Give us one good reason not to kill you," Bankotsu ordered, pointing Banryu's tip at Kagome's throat.
"I brought a present."
"What?"
"Yeah; see?" Kagome held out the black Furby—whose batteries had been replaced—and handed it to Jakotsu. "It's for Jakotsu. It's a toy."
"A toy-what?" Jakotsu questioned, taking the furry toy from Kagome.
"A toy," Kagome explained. "Talk to it and it'll talk back to you." Kagome had been slowly backing away towards Kirara. "Well…I gotta go—bye!" And then she was gone.
Jakotsu blinked and then stared down at the black shaggy-furred "toy" in his hands. "So…do you have a name?"
"…Boo."
"…Whatever the hell that means…," Jakotsu began, "but anyways, I will call you…Friend."
"Friend…?" Renkotsu echoed. "Why Friend?"
"Because he looks like a Friend Mr. Kill-joy!" Jakotsu replied loudly.
"Okay then…"
The other members of the Band of Seven seemed a little freaked out. Except Bankotsu. He looked as if he couldn't care.
--
The Band of Seven had found an abandoned shrine and decided to stay there for the night. Jakotsu sat in one corner, talking excitedly to the Furby Friend. The black Furby responded to every question and seemed to be holding up a conversation with Jakotsu.
Their conversation is as follows:
"Hi Friend, how are you?"
"U-nye-ay-tay-doo?"
"No, I'm not hungry."
"U-nye-loo-lay-doo."
"It's kinda late to play, don't you think?"
"Boo."
"No? Hmm…well then, let's see…" Jakotsu paused, thinking over what they could play. "We could steal Mukotsu's poison and blame Renkotsu."
"Koo-dah!"
"No? Well, we could throw rocks at Renkotsu…"
"Doo-ay!" Friend exclaimed. "Fun!"
"All right, I'll go get the rocks. I'll be right back."
"O-kay."
When Jakotsu returned, he had a bunch of rocks gathered in his arms. He dropped the stones in the corner and then sat in front of them, hiding them from view. When Renkotsu looked away, Jakotsu swiftly picked up a stone and hurled it at Renkotsu's head. He hit him dead-on and Renkotsu yelped.
"Jakotsu!"
"I didn't do it! I swear!"
"What he said!"
Renkotsu stopped. "Did that thing just speak?"
"Friend is not an it. And he's been speaking all night."
"Yes, but then it was a bunch of meaningless jabber. Now it's using real words."
"Friend is not an it!" Jakotsu repeated.
"What he said!" Friend the Furby added.
"Whatever," Renkotsu mumbled.
"Hmm, well, goodnight Friend," Jakotsu said, yawning and stretching.
"Nah-bah."
--
In Suikotsu's room, the ogre-like mercenary held up a large mirror (don't ask me where he got it from) and propped it up against the wall. The sliding door behind him suddenly slid open with a loud whoosh. Suikotsu whirled, growling, but relaxed when he saw it was Jakotsu's toy.
"Oh, Jakotsu must've dropped you." Suikotsu shrugged and was about to turn around when he noticed a small black stone by the creature's feet. Suikotsu blinked and rubbed his eyes. When he looked again the stone was gone. "Must've been my imagination." He shook his head as he looked back to the mirror. "I've been hanging out with Jakotsu too much."
Suikotsu turned his attention back to his mirror when he thought he saw the Furby move in the reflection. A split second later a large gray blur streaked past Suikotsu's head and hit the mirror. A crack appeared in the glass and seeped throughout the mirror's surface. Before Suikotsu could react a large shard of glass snapped away and flew at him.
The shard sunk into his throat and left a long, jagged tear. Blood seeped onto the ground and Suikotsu collapsed, hitting the floor with a loud thump. The remaining shards of glass in the mirror exploded from the frame and scatted around Suikotsu's body.
In the doorway Friend's eyes flashed red once.
"Heheheh…," he chuckled slowly. "Doo-ay…heh heh…"
Dun dun duuun!
XD
I got the translations of Furbish from wikipedia and some website, so if they're not correct, tell me and I will fix it. But as far as I know, here are the words and translations:
(Furbish English)
Doo What?
U-nye-loo-lay-doo? Do you want to play?
Yoo Why will you not play with me today? (usually means its upset)
Boo No
U-nye-ay-tay-doo? Are you hungry?
U-nye-loo-lay-doo? Do you want to play?
Koo-dah! Boring!
Doo-ay! Fun
O-kay Okay
Nah-bah Sun down (goodnight)
There, like I said, if I made mistakes, please correct me but nicely. I want at least 5 reviews before I think of reviewing, mkay? This will be a short story, the chapters will be short, and kinda random. There will be a sequal after this, and - if I can think of another Anime - a sequal after that.
Hope you liked it. Plz R&R
BTW: I have nothing against Furbies - but my friend thinks their evil and I thought a story involving an evil Furby would be funny
NO FLAMES!!