Alright I wasn't planning on updating so soon but I wasn't planning on having two-hundred ten hit and five reviews now was I?! Thanks for the reviews and hits you guys are so awesome! Now as I said before you'd get to pick who I did next so drum roll please…. By a vote of three our next list will be on…. Jasper! So without farther a due here it is!
(Disclaimer) I do not own twilight
Things each Cullen kid can't do anymore
Written in the characters of Carlisle and Esem actually written by sunset moon dove.
Jasper
No using his power to send sleep waves to Bella for anything that involves purple hair dye.
Edward walks in and asks "Carlisle, Esem, what are you doing?" Esem replies "we are making a list of things jasper can't do, EVER." Edward says "Okay do you care if I add one?" Carlisle stands up and says "of course not Edward, go ahead." He says gesturing with his hands to the list. Edward leans towards the list and writes-
2. Don't think about killing Bella when I'm around I find it disturbing. (Who else but Edward? Btw it may not be a funny rule now but trust me towards the end of all the lists it gets there…)
Edward leaves
No using his powers to enslave the human/werewolf/vampire race.
No making a list for Carlisle and Esem saying they can't make anymore lists.
No wearing his bunny suit, we all find that very disturbing.
No pretending to be psycho at school so they'll send him home….
No pretending to be psycho anywhere, no matter how good he says the cause is.
No using his power to send waves to Emmett that will make him be afraid of lamps…
No using his power to make anyone be afraid of any inanimate object.
No using his power to make everyone have a strong urge to worship the confederate army.
No more eating the neighbor's cats.
Esem says "Well Carlisle that's about it for jasper." Carlisle agrees and says "now who should we do next-
Okay so that's it for jasper. Now like before you get to pick who I do next! Just put your vote in your review.