Sorry I haven't updated in a while school has been brutal, because I know how much you people love this list I decided to finish it the first chance I got! So without farther a due here is rose's list!
I don't own twilight or America's next top model
No trying to get on America's next top model….
And then when they say yes, throw a star temper tantrum….
And then tell the producers that if they signed her she'd tell everyone that they all eat greased up bacon, and there all lazy ugly horrible people…
And then when they don't sign her tell everyone anyway…
And then when Aro asks her to join his teams of models tell him that she'll tell everyone about the voltori….
And when the guard comes to take her out because of her threat tell them she was just kidding.
Slap Jane
Slap Bella
Slap Edward
Slap mike Newton
"Should we laminate it and put it on the wall?" Esme asked Carlisle. "sure but I don't think it will make a difference if it's laminated or not."
This takes place the next day, after it's laminated and on the wall
Bella and Edward walk in, along with Jasper, Alice, Rose, and Emmet, lead by Carlisle and Esme, "Well there, it is, all the things the cullen kids can't do anymore." Bella turned her head. "can I see?" she asks Esme nods "I don't see why not." Bells reads every list and then asks with a frown "why don't I have a list?" she pouted Edward came and stood beside her then kissed her check "because you do everything right, love" they continued like this for a couple moments and then she saw jaspers no thinking about killing her rule and turnd to jasper and asks " you thought about it?" he mummers "maybe." Ashamed Bella shuffles away from him a little "ahhh…. Listen guys I gotta….go get my hair cut!" Bella bolts out of the room. Jasper looks at his list. "What! No more bunny costumes!" alice looked at the list "No changing everyone's wardrobe!" Emmet looks at his list. "No more seth clear water!" Edward looks at his list "No more whack a bunny?" he looks like he's about to cry. Finally rose looks at hers "no slaping Mike Newton! This is outrages!" they all storm out of the room.