Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover

In Naruto's World:

"Hello" speaking in Japanese

Hello speaking in English

In Harry's World:

"Hello" speaking in English

Hello speaking in Japanese

'Hello' thinking in either language

CHAPTER 3

"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" nine year old Dudley said with a wicked smile as he eyed the two trembling new Japanese students. They were twin girls, who had just transferred to this school two weeks ago. "Seems like the new students just decided to trespass on our turf. And we don't like trespassers, especially foreigners." Dudley said in a menacing voice that scared both girls and earned menacing chuckles from the rest of Dudley's gang, which were now surrounding the two girls.

The two girls were almost in tears due to fear. They were just trying to find the library after their Physical Education Class when they had gotten a bit lost. They ended up walking by the back of the school, which, unfortunately for them, where Dudley and his gang usually hangs out.

One of the girl squeaked in fear when Dudley made a menacing step forward. The other girl quickly pulled her sister behind her to shield her from Dudley. It was a brave effort, but useless nonetheless since both of them were surrounded by five other boys.

Dudley smiled wickedly and was about to grab the girl by the front of her shirt when a small stone came out of nowhere and hit Dudley on his out stretched hand, eliciting a grunt of pain from the overweight boy.

"Picking on little girls now, Dudley? And here I thought you and your Monty crew couldn't sink any lower." Came a voice nearby. Everyone turned to look for the source of that voice and they all ended up looking at a nine year old raven haired boy with glasses sitting on a high branch of a nearby tree. He was flipping another small rock on his hand like a baseball.

The foreign girls noticed the bullies took an involuntary step back when the boy gracefully flipped over the branch and landed gracefully on his feet. They seemed threatened when he started walking towards them with a grin on his face.

"Want do you want, freak?" Dudley asked, trying to sound brave but failed miserably. It was clear now that Dudley and his gang was afraid of this boy, who seems to have the deepest green eyes the twin girls ever saw, as well as a lightning bolt-shaped scar on his forehead.

The boy just seems to grin wider as he stops directly in front of Dudley and said, "Now, now, Dudley. Is that any way to threat your own cousin?"

Dudley tried to look menacing but the boy was clearly not intimidated.

"I suggest you and your boys leave these girls alone. You know perfectly well that you're still in trouble for that prank you pulled on the vice principal last week. What do you think Ms. Stewart would say when she finds out you and your boys were bullying the new foreign students for their lunch money?" The boy said, still grinning at Dudley.

"WE NEVER DID THAT PRANK! SOMEONE SET US UP!" Dudley shouted in his defense. It was true. Last week, someone had set up several stink bombs on the Vice Principals office. When an investigation occurred, Dudley and his friends were found with several empty packs stink powders in their pockets. They've been having detentions everyday after school since then.

The boy smiled at the fond memory. It was sheer brilliance to prank the strict old woman, as well as frame Dudley and his gangs at the culprit, especially since he was the one that did it.

He turned to Dudley again and said, "I don't think Ms. Stewart sees it that way. But anyway, I think you and your boys should leave these girls alone. If the vice principal doesn't get you, I'm sure that someone will." The last sentence was accompanied by a fierce glare at Dudley, who seems to be nervously sweating bullets now.

Dudley and his gang knew who the boy was talking about. They would have to be blind not to realize how strong Harry had become for the last two years. He'd change from a pushover little runt to a fighter who takes no shit from nobody. If before he just takes a hit, now he hits back. He stopped being afraid to get beat up anymore since he always managed to get even by either using his fists or pulling off pranks. Even his Aunt and Uncle had stopped hitting him ever since he managed to blackmail them with a recording of them beating him up two years ago. Child Welfare would have their heads if Harry sends that tape to them.

"Well, Dudley, what will it be?" Harry asked menacingly.

A moments of silence later, Dudley and his gang grudgingly begun to leave, but not before they gave one last glare at the boy.

Once they were gone, Harry was about to turn towards the two girl and ask if they were alright when he heard them talking in their native language, which was Japanese.

Wow! He scared them all off just like that! One girl, with the short almost blond hair with hair clips said in awe.

Quiet, Yuzu! I he was able to scare all those boys himself, then that means there is something about him to be scared of. The other girl, with the black pageboy cut hair said, eyeing Harry suspiciously.

But, onee-chan, he saved us form those bullies! Yuzu insisted.

But who's gonna save us from him if he decides to bully us himself?

They would have argued some more if Harry hadn't started laughing wholeheartedly. They both turned to him with a bit of fear, until he decided to speak and said, "Gomen nasai. Watashi wa Potter Harry desu. Daijobu ka?" (Sorry. My name is Harry Potter. Are you alright?)

You speak Japanese? They both asked in unison.

"Hai." Harry said with a warm smile.

Both twins looked at each other in silence. Then, Yuzu turned back to him, gave a formal bow, and said, My name is Kurosaki Yuzu. And this is my sister Karin(1). Thank you, Harry-san, for saving us.

Don't worry about it. I like getting on my cousin's nerve like that. He knows better than to bully younger people when I'm around. Harry said before continuing, Anyway, maybe I'll see you girls around. Then, he left.

As he walked away, he couldn't help but grin at himself. It has been three whole years since he started making major progress on his training, ever since he managed to call out his chakra at the library.

A year after that, he started showing a little bit of his training by finally standing up for himself. Although at first he usually gets beaten in fights, he used his failures as another form of training to get stronger.

For the last two years, he was unknowingly making a reputation of himself. He stood up to bullies and pranks any grownup that threats him or anyone else unjustly. With his training as a shinobi, no one could catch him whenever he pulls off a prank. He became somewhat of a hero for the younger kids that Dudley and his gang used to pick on. And his clever use of brains and manners endeared him to several grown ups in town.

Also, tonight he would start to test his ninja skills by waltzing into London's nightlife. In a city this big, how hard could it be to find some thugs or purse snatchers that he could clobber.

He was suddenly brought out of his thoughts when he felt someone following him. He paused a moment and concentrated his chakra to spread out, trying to pinpoint his stalker's exact location. It was a technique he learned a year ago and was still a bit crude to use but it gets quite handy when he needs to know if there was anyone around him he couldn't see.

He frowned when he felt his stalker's chakra disappear before he could pinpoint his or her location. Whoever it is that was trailing him must have an excellent control on his or her chakra to hide it so well. As far as he knows, he's the only one in London with any ninja training.

Deciding to handle it the old fashion way, he kept on walking as if everything was fine. When he turned to a corner, he immediately used his chakra to run up the wall of the building and wait for his stalker.

He waited tensely for his stalker to come out but after several minutes of nothing, he jumped back down and tried to search him/her by spreading out his chakra. He could feel his stalker nearby. In only a few seconds, he would pinpoint his/her exact location.

Too bad his stalker decided to come out before he could finish looking for him/her. Barely missing the three projectiles thrown at him by a quick back flip, Harry placed himself in a defensive stance, preparing to attack or defend in an instant's notice. He wouldn't want to get hit by his stalker's sharp, pointy, No. 2 pencils. . . wait, No. 2 pencils?

"So, it really is you again." Came a female voice above him.

Looking up, he saw a girl standing on top of a power pole looking down at him with a smirk on her face. She had bushy brown hair, slightly noticeable front buck teeth, and wearing a brown school uniform he recognized to be one that is worn by the students of an all girl school across town. She seems familiar to him somehow but Harry can't remember when he saw her before.

Harry narrowed his eyes when the girl unconcernedly jumped off from such a height and landed gracefully a few feet in front of him. Whoever she is, she must have had shinobi training to have conscious use of her chakra. Her stance seems relaxed but he could tell that she's ready to bolt anytime. By the looks of it, she doesn't seem to have much taijutsu training. As far as he knows, he's the only shinobi in London. And if she decides to be hostile, he knows he could take her. The question now is, is she alone?

With all the information he gathered from his observation, he narrowed his eyes at her and voiced out the first thing about her that came into focus in his mind, "Hello Kitty panties?"

BLAM!THUD!

After blushing several shades of red, she turned a nasty glare at him before hitting him squarely in the head, introducing Harry's face to the cold hard ground.

"Owie!" Harry groaned before getting back up to give his assailant a nasty glare of his own. "What the hell was that for?"

"For being a pervert!" She answered as nastily before taking something out from her school bag. Harry tensed but relaxed immediately when all she have was a worn out notebook that he recognized immediately.

"Where'd you get that? That's mine!" Harry asked suspiciously.

The girl threw it at him and he caught it expertly. "Do you think I would be giving it back to you if I didn't know that?" The girl asked sarcastically before adding, "You could at least thank me."

"Thank you for what? Stealing my notes?" Harry said, dishing out some sarcasm of his own.

"I did no such thing!" she said indignantly. "You were the one that left it behind in the library! I just picked it up before someone else could find it. Do you know how dangerous it would have been if those notes ended up in someone else's hands?"

"Wait, library?" Thinking back to when he first lost his notes, he finally remembered where he saw the girl. "You're the unhelpful know-it-all from the library!"

BLAM! THUD!

"Who're you calling an unhelpful know-it-all?" She asked, veins throbbing on her forehead and the closed fist she used to clobber Harry once more.

"Ouch! Okay, I may have deserved that one." He said to himself as he stood back up from the ground, which now has his imprint. He turned back to the girl and said, "Who the heck are you, anyway?"

The girl smirked and turned her back on him before saying, "Wouldn't you like to know."

"Actually, I rather not know your name. I just want to know how you did that trick with the pencils." He said sarcastically.

Veins throbbed on her forehead once more but she managed to rein her temper. Taking several deep breathes; she said "My name is Hermoine Granger. And what are you willing to exchange for the pencil trick?"

Harry gave her a hard stare, trying to gauge her. So the girl wants to make a deal. He admits that the pencil trick was cool; he managed to sense the charka in them before. But what could she want from him? Referring the direct approach, he said, "What else have you got beside the pencil trick?"

For the first time, the girl seems a bit unsure of herself. She turned her face away from him and seems to be having an inner struggle. After a few minutes of silence, she seems to have reached a decision and took off her sunglasses with her eyes closed. When she turned her head towards him, she opened her eyes, which caused Harry to gasped in awe. Her eyes, they're white, pupil-less, and there were veins surrounding her eyes.

"Byakugan!"

"Byakugan?" Harry asked in awe, repeating Naruto's voice in his head.

"All-Seeing-Eyes? Is that what this is?" The girl asked as the veins receded back from her pupil-less eyes.

"How the hell did you managed to get the Byakugan?" He asked a bit rudely. As far as he knows, there are no Hyuuga Clan in this world.

"I don't know, okay!" She snapped defensively. "I was just walking through school one day when my eyes suddenly became like this. It's hard enough to get through school labeled as an outcast for being smarter than everyone else. Being called a freak just made things worst." She said the last two sentences in a subdued voice, sadness evident on them.

Harry gave the depressed girl a hard stare. Being ridiculed as a freak his entire life, he knows exactly how she would have felt if everybody gives a person a hard time because of being different.

Harry gave the girl a look before asking, "Okay, what do you want in exchange?"

The girl gave him a look and said, "You."

Harry almost choke at her answer and blurted, "WHAT?", which earned him a glare. "I'm flattered and all but aren't you a little too young? I mean, I haven't hit puberty yet."

BLAM! THUD!

"That's not what I mean, you jerk!" Hermoine shouted in anger, her fist still smoking from hitting Harry on the top of his head. She took several calming breathes before saying, "It's quite clear that you're the first person in history to discover how to use the body's internal energy in such a way. I want to study and document every and all uses it has. And when this goes public, I want my name as the primary researcher."

"So let me get this straight. You want to study charka uses and you want me as a guinea pig? Then, when this thing goes public, you want the recognition?"

She bristled at his consenting tone but relented anyway and said, "Yes."

Harry gave her a hard stare, weighing the pros and cons of the deal. She already have a good grasped on charka manipulation, if the pencil trick was any indication. And having someone with the Byakugan could be quite useful. Besides, he couldn't just kill her to keep his secrets. He doesn't have the stomach for it, yet.

Then, finally, he said, "No."

"No? What do you mean no?" The girl spluttered.

"I mean, that I'm never going public with this. Like you said, such techniques would be dangerous to the wrong hands. Besides, this is a family technique. And it will stay that way. Consider yourself lucky to be an exemption."

Hermoine bristled at that and barely contained her rage when she said, "LUCKY?! How could you consider these FREAKISH EYES lucky?"

"You really don't know what those eyes of yours do, do you?" He asked.

"I don't care! As far as I'm concerned, I'm already in the thick of things because I wouldn't have gotten this if it weren't for your notes!" She snapped at him while pointing at her eyes. "I need to know everything there is to know about these eyes of mine and you're the only one I know who even knows what they do."

"And what makes you think I know everything about them?" He replied in the same tone.

"For one thing, you know what it's called. It doesn't take a genius to figure out you know more about it. Besides, activating them requires charka flows to the eyes. And I wouldn't even know how to mold charka if it weren't for your notes."

Harry gave her a calculating look. Like it or not, she was right. The Byakugan is a very potent tool if used properly. He could just imagine how much research he could finish on charka flow with the Byakugan.

"Minion!"

Harry internally squirmed at the mental voice. He could almost hear Naruto laughing at his current predicament. He turned to look at the sky and said with a frown, At least I'll only have her to worry about!

What the heck are you talking about? Hermoine asked irritably.

"Nothing." He said to her in English. Then, he gave her a smirk that put her a little on edge. "I think this is the start of a very beautiful friendship."

Hermoine made a step back from the grin he was sporting at that moment. Something tells her it wasn't a good thing.

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NARUTO'S WORLD

'UP YOURS, POTTER! ' Was the first thing Naruto shouted in his mind the moment he woke up, before getting out of bed. Still a tenth asleep, he gradually made his way towards his apartment's bathroom like in autopilot.

As soon as he opened the bathroom door, he saw something that he wouldn't usually see inside his own bathroom.

He blinked.

Then, he blinked again.

Rubbing his bleary eyes with his hands just to make sure he wasn't seeing things, and blinked once more.

"S-Sakura?" and there she was, Haruno Sakura, his pink-haired classmate from the Ninja Academy wearing nothing but a white cotton panty and in the process of putting on a matching bra. She had this deer-in-front-of-the-headlights look and was clearly not expecting anyone to barge in on her while getting dress after her bath.

Both stared silently at each other for a few seconds before Sakura finally decided to act. She did what any almost nude female would do if an unsuspecting male barged in on her, she shouted, "AAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! PERVERT!!!" on the top of her lungs and reached for the nearest hard and solid object she could get her hands on to throw at the said unsuspecting male with all her might.

The half-filled bottle of strawberry shampoo hit him right between the eyes, causing him to stumble backwards until he hit the back of his couch just behind him and fell right over it, thus falling on the unsuspecting person who had been sleeping on the said couch and eluting an audible "Oomph!".

Pushing himself up using his hands on the first thing they touch, he looked at the person he fell onto and said in a surprised voice, "Ino?"

And it actually is Yamanaka Ino, another classmate of his from the Ninja Academy and Sakura's best friend.

"NA-RU-TO!!!" She seems angry, and quite red in the face. Wondering why, Naruto looked down and saw both his hands occupying something fleshy and squishy. Naruto was sweating hard when he turned back to look at her face. To say she was furious would be an understatement. She had the look of a female's righteous fury that could make even the most hardened of warriors whimper in fear. "What the hell are those hand of yours doing there?"

Naruto would have answered except Ino already had her hand cocked back in preparation to hit him with her entire might.

POW! THUD!

"Ouch!" came Naruto's muffled voice with his face planted halfway through the wall.

Several band-aids and a few minutes later, we find both girls sitting solemnly by the dining table in front of a very irritated looking Naruto, who was glaring at them with a half-lidded stare, folded arms, and has several visible veins twitching on his forehead.

Around them, several of his Kage-Bushins are doing the housework. One was ironing the laundry while another one was helping it fold it up and places it on their rightful places in the drawers. Another one was cooking breakfast and another setting up the table. Then, one is fixing up the bath and another one was wiping the windows.

Naruto waited until his clones finished setting down breakfast, which consisted of a loft of bread, miso soup, natto, fried eggs, rice, peanut butter, several exotic jams, and a pitcher of freshly squished orange juice, before saying, "First things first."

Both girls cringed at his tone of voice. Having him as their secret instructor for the past three months, they knew that it either means he was about to give them an hour long sermon, or he was about to murder them. They just hope it was the former.

Naruto took another deep breath to calm himself before continuing, "What are you two doing in my apartment?"

"Well . . ." Sakura started shyly.

"Um . . ." Ino said in the same tone of voice as her best friend.

"No, wait. Scratch that. How did you managed to get in?" Naruto said immediately when no answers came from the girls.

It was Sakura who answered, "Through the front door, of coarse." Like it was the most logical thing in the world.

"Yeah." Added Ino with a huff. "You really need to get rid of some of those locks on your door by the way. I mean, it took me ten whole minutes to unlock all of them."

"Yeah! How do you expect us to visit with all those locks on the door?" Sakura added immediately.

'Oh Kami! They're tag-teaming him now!' Naruto reigned the impulse to murder both of them and said, "I only got seven locks on my door. Four of them could only be opened from the inside. How the heck did you managed to lock picked all of them in ten minutes?"

"That's nothing! I have a harder time lock picking Sasuke-kun's locker in school." Ino said proudly.

"That guy is plain paranoid." Sakura huffed. "I mean, the guy puts booby traps in his own lunch box."

"He just doesn't want his fangirls stealing his lunch to put them on their Uchiha-Sasuke-Love-Shrine before he gets the chance to eat them." Ino said in defense of her love. "Just because Sasuke-kun used to pick on you when you were little doesn't mean he'll always gonna be like that. And let's not forget about your secret crush with an S-Class Missing-Nin with a Pocky obsession."

Sakura gave her a frown and said, "I should have never told you about that, Ino-pig."

Naruto puts his face in his hand and could only shake his head in disgust. What is it about Uchiha men and their ability to attract the opposite sex? He couldn't believe those two managed to blackmail him into teaching them just because they happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

He really, really needs to find those pictures of him in a clown costume playing with several kids in the orphanage, as well as the negatives. His reputation would be in ruins if those pictures ever goes public.

For the last two years, Uzumaki Naruto managed to make a name for himself as Konoha's Number One Bad Boy. He takes no craps from anyone, civilians and shinobi alike. Although verbal abuses have ceased to affect him years ago, physical abuse is another mater entirely. If he gets push around, he pushes back, hard.

In class, he was the man to beat. Despite the instructors trying to halt his progress, he managed to reach the status of Rookie of the Year, tied with Uchiha Sasuke. His taijutsu may be a bit sloppy but his raw power and stamina is unmatched by any of his peers. His ninjutsu is still very limited but his unorthodox use of them in sparring matches always gets him the victory. Although his genjutsu list is almost nil, he could dispel them quite easily with raw charka bursts.

But among the elite shinobi of the village, he is also known as Konoha's Kage Bushin Specialist. The Sandaime Hokage had given him this forbidden technique three years ago and he had managed to utilize it to its utmost potential. Using Kage Bushins to increase his learning speed a hundred folds, he secretly became one of the most promising shinobi in Fire Country.

He turned to look back at them and was about to continue his ranting when he saw both girls eating almost everything in the table like a pack of hungry wolves. If possible, the veins on his forehead got bigger and the twitching was more pronounced.

SLAM! BANG!

All movement in the apartment halted aright after Naruto slammed his hand on the table. Sakura was on the process of spreading strawberry jam on a loaf of bread, another slice of bread hanging from her mouth. Ino had a half-eaten egg on her mouth and was pouring herself a glass of orange juice.

Both girls immediately swallowed everything in their mouth before asking in unison, "What?"

'Must resist urge to murder! Must resaist the urge to murder! Must resist the edge to murder!' He said over and over in his mind. Counting backwards from fifty, he finally managed to push back his homicidal tendencies he didn't know he had, he glared at the two girls and said, "What the hell are you two doing here anyway? Didn't I gave you a charka control exercise yesterday and told you not to bother me unless you finished?"

Instead of answering, both girls grinned at him and walked towards opposite end of the apartment. After going through several hand seals, both girls started walking up the walls. When they reached the ceiling, both didn't stopped walking until they were both just above their original place from the dining table.

Although Naruto was in awe at how fast those two managed to grasp the tree-walking technique, he managed not to show it. He was honestly thinking that it would take them at least a week to master it, like he did before.

So instead, he groaned and said sarcastically, "This is just great! Now I have to figure out something else to get you out of my hair for at least a week."

"Hey!" Both girls shouted indignantly.

"Oh shut up!"Naruto said absent-mindedly as he starts on his own breakfast. He waited for both girls to get back on their chair before asking, "And why do you two keep showing up for breakfast, anyway? Don't you get breakfast from your own homes?"

"Are you kidding me?" Ino asked in a huff while putting a thick spread of butter on her toast. "Those low-calorie cereals my mom keeps feeding me tastes like crap."

"That's right! You cook way better meals than what my mom makes!' Sakura added after she finished eating the contents of her bowl of rice.

Naruto groaned and felt like banging his head at the nearest wall at the audacity of his two temporary students. He couldn't really call them stupid, considering how good they are at grasping everything he tried to teach them in very analytical way. Sakura is the best academic student in the academy. Having both parents as ninjas, Ino had been exposed in ninja techniques her entire life. With both of them helping each other, they go through Naruto's jutsu training like a fish on water.

All in all, these two were the best student he could hope for. They were innovative, analytical, and got one heck of an acting skill when there are other people around. If only they act like proper ladies when it was just the three of them, like now for example, both girls were fighting over the last piece of toasted bread.

Giving off a sigh of defeat, Naruto finally said, "Anyway, you two better head out. The academy starts in a few hours." Then, he suddenly got a wicked grin on his face that caused both girls to gulp in fear. "You will be running laps around Training Field 7 until school starts or both your legs falls off. Hihihihihi-hehehehehe-hahahahahaha-HAHAHAHAHA-BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Both girls gulped in fear. Naruto is quite vicious when it comes to endurance training, sometimes even worse than the fellow Rock Lee. And his maniacal laughter confirms it. They just hope they got enough strength left to get to school afterwards.

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From his place inside the seal, the Kyuubi no Kitsune grinned at the progress of his charge and his jailer. Not only are they starting to make a name for themselves, but now they are also starting to gather themselves some minions. Like it or not, the Kyuubi knows those two couldn't accomplish their goals by themselves.

The Kyuubi went back to its slumber knowing that things would just get better soon.

A/N:

1.) Kurasaki Karen and Yuzu are Ichigo's little sisters from Bleach.

Next time, Harry and Hermoine discovers their wizarding ancestry, Naruto discovers that the Hokage knew all about his secret training and would be given his first C-Class mission.