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Lea-chan: Wow that was some romance in the last chapter

Jeh-kun: Oh yes but hey we had to get something in there for the two of them

Lea-chan: Whatever but hey now the fun begins let's see what Serena will do. We owe nothing!

Jeh-kun: Sadly we don't have enough money to purchase Sailor Moon and the Peanuts. Plus I don't even think we own an accordion.

Pied Piper Gone Wrong

Sadly, which to say the least that Serena was upset at the fact that her work was disturbed, due to the distraction Darien gave her Neo-Queen Serenity had to wake up early and finish her list of punishments. Enough is enough! I am fed up with them always giving me the short end of the stick! I don't want to be the butt end of the joke!

As she read over the list that she created; she grinned with an evil excitement, "Darien time to get up." She said as she poked him on the head

"Fived more minutes mommy please. I don't wanna go to school." Darien moaned sleepily.

Serena sighed and shook her head, and they say I sleep in a lot, "Come on I have punishments to give and tortures to do. Besides I can't do that on an empty stomach."

"Fine." Darien groaned, this ought to be good. And the day only had just begun…

Rini's Room (Rini's POV)-

Oh boy I don't like this feeling one bit. I hope that maybe the punishment won't be bad. Hopefully mom would see that the room I-or rather Helios and I cleaned will make up for the stunt. Or maybe after daddy talking to her she realized that it was stupid and not worth worrying about…that would work.

In the twentieth century Darien would always calm Serena down when she was upset…but then again my mother is not the original, bubbly, meatball head anymore…oh breakfast is going to fun.

At the breakfast table (Normal POV)-

It was silent as the royal family ate pancakes, eggs, and toast. In fact it wasn't just the silence that bothered two of the people out of three…it was the smile or the cool headedness that was on the one person.

Rini couldn't take the silence anymore. She threw down the utensils and shouted, "PLEASE SAY SOMETHING! TEL ME MY PUNISHMENT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

"Rini dear it is rude to shout at the table." Serena said with a glint in her eye, I'm enjoying this.

"But momma please this silence is driving me insane. I want to know my punishment! Daddy can you tell me?" Rini asked turning to her father

"I wish I could dear." He looked at Serena who gave him a warning look. Truly he did kind of wanted to tell her about the punishments but really he didn't exactly know what it was. All he did was read what Serena had written and he still wasn't quite sure what to make of it.

Rini's head fell into her arms and she moaned, "I hate my life. Just end it please and be done with it."

"Rini get your head out of your arms and sit like a lady." Serena ordered

"You mean like what you use to?" As soon as that comment came out of her mouth she instantly regretted it

"Now it's going to be five times worse than what it was for your smart mouth! When you are finished I want you to meet us in the family room!" Her and Darien got up and walked out the dining room

"WHY THE FLYING FISH BUTTER NUGETS DID I HAVE TO SAY THAT?!" Rini shouted. But little did she know that a certain person was giggling at the end of the hallway.

Sailor Scout meeting room-

"Ok this is our jobs for the day," Rei said handing out the papers. Ever since Serena assumed the position of Queen Mina had been put in charge of the Scouts.

"Hey Mina is it really necessary to have this meeting every day? I mean it's the same thing day in and day out. It gets a little boring." Rei said tossing the paper aside.

"Yeah it does…and why do we have to patrol the area not surrounding the palace? Wouldn't that leave it semi unprotected?" Ami asked

"I feel that it may be necessary to avoid Serena that's why." Mina answered carefully. She had a feeling of dread wash over her. And she thinks it has something to do with the incident that occurred yesterday.

"But-" Lita started but she was cut off

"Girls we have to go to the family room for an emergency meeting!" Luna shouted running into the room with Artimis at her tail.

"Why?" Rei asked dreading the answer

"We don't know but Serena said it's important." Artimis responded

The Scouts looked at each other and Ami said, "Should only one of us go? What about patrolling the area?"

"Serena wants all of you. She knew you guys might ask that so she told the Outer-senshi to kind of look out the area for you guys." Luna explained

With grumbling and dread they walked to the family room.

Family room-

When the Scouts arrived at the family room they noticed Rini sitting on the couch with Helios. Rini had a look of worry and Helios was doing his best to comfort his girlfriend.

"It's going to be ok Rini. I'm sure your mother won't punish you that badly." He voice was smooth and calming

"But Helios I had to open up my stupid mouth and make some retarded comment and now because of that I made the problem ten times worse than what it originally was! I am SOL and JWF here!" Rini said exasperatedly.

"Why would you be SOL and JWF?" Mina asked then asked as an afterthought, "How do you know what those mean in the first place?"

"I heard you, mamma, Rei, and Lita use it a couple of times in the past. If you guys were in trouble it would slip out. Then Ami asked one day what it meant and I think mamma told her. But of course you didn't look to see if I was around…" Rini trailed off. They all looked at the ten year old astounded, "But then again most of the kids use the term." Rini finished

"Does Serena or Darien know you use those terms?" Rei asked looking at Rini

"NO of course not! And please don't tell her! I actually want to live and see my eleventh birthday thank you kindly!" Rini said but she was going to add more when they heard an awful noise coming from the hallway.

Everyone covered their ears as Serena came in playing the accordion. Each had a look of: What the hell?!

Serena played the accordion like she was in a parade and Darien came trailing in behind her with a box filled of vhses, cds, and really crappy joke books. Once he put the box down he turned and locked the door.

Serena stopped playing and Rei started to holler at her, "WHAT THE HELL?! QUEEN OR NO QUEEN ARE REALLY TRYING TO MAKE US GO DEAF?! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"

"Welcome to the corner of pay back," Serena smiled evilly. The scouts, Rini, and Helios look at the Queen and for some reason the glint in her eyes was scaring the crap out of them.

"Pay back what-" Luna asked confused

"You are all being punished for the lack of respect. Luna you told my deepest darkest secret, you scouts laughed, and Rini you showed that god awful dvd. So this is all your punishments." Serena explained

"Why am I here then? I really shouldn't get involved in family affairs; well Rini good luck with your punishment and call me so we can go on a date if you're still alive." Helios got up and started to head for the door

"HELIOS?! WHAT THE HELL?!" Rini shouted astounded that her boyfriend would leave her at the mercy of her mother in this angry state.

"Not so fast kid." Darien said grabbing him by the collar of his jacket and dragging him back on the couch.

"Huh?" Helios had confusion on his face.

"That's right if you want to continue dating my daughter you have to protect her sanity." Darien said, Helios sat back and was conciliating whether or not his sanity can take on the punishment of the angry Moon Queen.

"What are you going to do to us?" Mina asked. Never had she seen Serena this mad…nor after this moment she never wanted to see her this mad again.

"We will start out the education with the story of the Pide Piper." Serena said as she knelt down and got ready to press play.

"Well that doesn't sound too bad." Rini said she slapped her hands to her mouth trying to grab the worlds as they get went away on their own.

"You'll see." She smiled as the peanut theme song filled the room.

But this isn't what they expected…this was filled with madness…it was a semi-live action but it was mixed with insanity that should never have seen the light of day.

Instead of a cute beagle this one was overly happy like it was on happy gas to the max and the suppose it sports mice turned out to be singing mice making a spoof off of CATS the musical.

Serena took a few glances of the tortureries on the couch. Rini was snuggling on next to Helios who looked totally helpless and as for the Scouts…no amount of Luna's and Artimis's training could prepare them for this.

After the whole promise thing was broken with the mayor of the town and his advisors and the beagle lead them out to the outskirts of a river was when the lights came on and Serena saw the affect the movie had on them. Maybe I should stop…nah!

"Is it over?" Ami asked nervously hoping that Serena would say yes out of the goodness of her heart

"Oh no…better get comfortable because you are going to be here for a long time." Came the response.

The group suddenly started wishing that the dreaded Pokemon movie never saw the light of day.