Lea-chan: WOOO we are at the fun part!

Jeh-kun: I thought the fun part was the first chapter

Lea-chan: But here Darien and Serena do the disco thing together…heehee what can be more tortuous than seeing your parents do stuff from the 70's

Jeh-kun: one day we will get you help (shakes head)

Lea-chan: exactly and with that we don't own Shake Your Groove Thing

Jeh-kun: my point.

Disco Fever

After the movie Serena announced to the group that she and Darien had to go out and not to try and escape because they had installed a security system for this 'special occasion'. When they left that was when the 'hostages' decided to try to form an escape plan anyway.

"Why us? What did we do?" Artimis asked

"Apparently we screwed up big time. I want to know where she found that version of the Pied Piper." Lita said still twitching from that video

"Well let's not dwell about that now. We have to get out of here!" Luna said trying to get the semi mentally scared hostages out of the torture chamber from hell.

Before Ami could whip out her computer they heard a voice say, "I told you it is pointless to try and escape."

A bass beat that hadn't been heard since the 1970's…and for good reason was heard. All heads were turned to see the king and queen…not so royal. Darien's look was the most peculiar he had on a skin tight chistine white jump shut with hair that was slicked back. Then one look at Serena if you drinking milk then you would have lost all of that out of your nose. The queen had on skin tight ass shorts that were hot pink with a very low cut and very busty shirt, her hair had been permed so tight that she had a wonderful afro. Her eyes had the blue eye shadow. They both had gold chains with obnoxiously large gold hoops and gaudy rings to boot.

"Mamma? Daddy? What the hell are you wearing?" Rini asked too scared to want to know the answer.

"This my friends is what the 70's were all about!" Darien said excitedly.

"Darien I am surprised you are letting Serena do this stuff to us. What about being her voice of reason?" Lita asked confused.

"Never under estimate the power a wife has over her husband." Darien said and then turned to Serena and said, "I love you sweet heart." And he kissed her.

"Thank you I love you too!" And she kissed her back

A coughing feet was heard amongst the sailor scouts and in a gruff tone of coughs it was emanate that the words 'pussy wipped.'

"I don't know which is worse that Pied Piper movie or this gross session." Helios whispered to Rini. Rini smiled but then that smile disappeared to a glare and she whispered back, "I am still pissed just a little FYI." Helios then turned away looking guiltily at his shoes. Rini thought, he's still hot even though he looks guilty.

Serena strode over to the cd player and pressed play and once the music started everyone's mouths dropped so much that the extended jaws maybe be permanent.

Darien is the first on the somehow magically transformed dance floor with the lights flashing and the disco ball coming in on the ceiling; tapping his foot to the music

Shake it, shake it

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now, show 'em how we do it now

Serena then came on the dance floor and all of a sudden the group re-experiences the shock of her appearance that the formal meatball head and now current Queen can and did manage to pull off the 70's disco style, but the skanky ass wagging that she was doing was not needed unless you want to give your child years and years of therapy…which would take quite some time to complete what this is all done.

Let show the world we can dance
Bad enough to strut our stuff
The music gives us a chance
We do more out on the floor

She waved her finger to Darien and they approached each other and then started to do their own separate moves. Then together they did the point. Darien led Serena under a twirl. They were spread out struck a pose and Serena twirled back into Darien. Then Darien slipped his hand behind her back and let her dipped Serena as she let her leg lay against his hip so that it wrapped around her lower back so that when he pulled her up they were tangled together. She then slip her back leg down on to the floor so that she had one knee on the floor and her head was at a very, very permiscuise level.

Groovin' loose or heart to heart
We put in motion every single part
Funky sounds wall to wall
We're bumpin' booties, havin' us a ball, y'all

The Scouts and the younger kids were actually enjoying the performance and there dancing skilets. And soon Serena was too caught up with the dancing to actually care. Helios looked at Rini and without warning he led her on the dance floor. Rini and Helios were bumping hips and then he twirled Rini; copying the same moves as Serena and Darien but with a little more body space that there was between their parents.


Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now

Darien started to do his own moves again and soon a dance off began between Helios and Darien. Each breaking it down. The next dance off was between Rini and Serena. Serena entered doing freakish cheerleading moves while Rini was really working it. Soon the group watching them was going wild.

We got the rhythm tonight
All the rest know we're the best
Our shadows crash in the light
Twistin', turnin', we keep burnin'

Shake it high or shake it low
We take our bodies where they wanna go
Feel that beat, never stop
Oh, hold me tight, spin me like a top

Strobe lights started to flash and that made the competition even more fun. And the rest of the scouts joined in copying and making up their own moves. Even Luna and Artimis were enjoying their dance.

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now

There's nothing more that I'd like to do
Than take the floor and dance with you
Keep dancin', let's keep dancin'

Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it

Groovin' loose or heart to heart
We put in motion every single part
Funky sounds wall to wall
We're bumpin' booties, havin' us a ball, y'all

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah

Show 'em how we do it now, yeah
Shake it
Show 'em how we do it now, yeah
Shake it, shake it

Around this part is where Serena and Darien turned it up a notch and really broke it down to the point that if you're are not a flexible person and tried the moves you would be in the hospital. And added some swing dancing moves, he lifted Serena and tossed her like a rag doll swinging this way and that so that everyone had to just stop and stare.

Shake it
Doo, doo, doo, whoa
Shake it
Doo, doo, doo, whoa

Shake your groove thing
Shake your groove thing

Show 'em how we do it now, let's get on down
Show 'em how we do it now, show 'em how we do it now, ooh
Ooh
Show 'em how we do it now, shake your groove thing

Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, a bumpin' booty, now
Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, a little freaky now
Shake it, shake it
A shake it, shake it, a do it to it y'all

When the song ended everyone fell on to the couch and laughing like crazy.

"Wow guys that was amazing!" Rini said feeling the lost sanity from the Pied Piper returning to her and by the looks of everyone's faces they felt the same way.

"Thanks." Serena and Darien said.

"So is all forgiven?" Rei asked praying that they can leave .

Serena thought for a moment and said, "Yeah but I still want you all to see the stuff I picked out."

Their faces paled and Serena said, "What? I promise it's not that bad. This dancing montage lightened my mood. I only made you guys watch the insanity Pied Piper was because I was pissed. But not too worry." Serena and Darien got up to leave so that they could change…giving the others a good hour to brace themselves and wonder why they would take so long.

"Wait let us leave for a bit-" But the door shut and again they were trapped in the now semi hopefully have decent torture chamber