Jeh-kun: I love this song! (plays 'fun house' by pink for the tenth time in the row.)

Lea-chan: then why don't you just marry it!

Jeh-kun: fine I will!

Lea-chan: wait what?

Jeh-kun: will you be my maid of honor? (eyes sparkle like Chibi-Chibi)

Lea-chan: (eye twitch) I WAS BEING IRONIC!

Jeh-kun: That's the incorrect definition.

Lea-chan: BE TECHENICAL WITH IT!

ROCKY HORROR- it can only get worse

When the final cords were sung for 'Time Warp' Rini was laughing and having a good time. Now it seemed that everyone was taking their seats…but her dad and several other male cross dressers had staid standing.

"Daddy why are you still standing?" Rini made the futile mistake of asking…(Jeh-kun: what does asking mean Lea-chan? Lea-chan: (looks down) you get an answer(takes off imaginary hat) Poor soul never had a chance)

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

Darien was singing as he walked up and down the aisle, but Serena had the largest grin as for some reason everyone seemed to have a camera pointed at her, then the cape came off and the singing really begun.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania.

"NO AMOUNT OF THERAPY CAN EVER MAKE THIS RIGHT!!!!!" Rini cried in desperation.


So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

"THOSE POOR PEOPLE JUST WANT TO USE THE PHONE!!!!! WHY WHOULD HE SING ABOUT BEING A TRANSVESTITE!!??!!" Rini screamed making all the other dressed up transvestites come to dance for her, Rei almost died with laughter when this one rather large man….(Lea-chan: just describe it right) a man that waddled down the aisle in a side step motion because he was too fat decide to attempt to give Rini a lap dance.

"OH GODDESS WHY ME?" Rini was actually crying at this point so Darien dragged the guy up the aisle and started a rather sexual dance with him to get him away from his daughter.

"They just wanted the phone? Why is all this happening?" Rini begged her mother for an answer which only made the group burst into laughter, Helios held her close to him while his chest rose and fell with laughter.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

"Oh sweet heart they are going to need more than a phone..." Ami said to the now distraught, mentally scared child.

"But-but-the phone and-and what does he mean about a satanic mechanic?" Rini asked and then added, "Why the hell would you sing about being a transvestite?" (Lea-chan: She doesn't get it does she? Jeh-kun: ovbiously not.)

"I will spair whatever sanity that your poor mind has and say you don't want to know." Rei said kind of feeling sorry to the girl

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

"Rini honey I forgot to ask, do you know what a transvestite is?" Serena asked with a smile like a cat ate the mouse whole.

"I can guess...." She said looking to Lita for comfort, but no one could stop Serena.

"Well a transvestite like your father was before I had met him, is a man who is very flamboyant and has homosexual tendencies and often prefers to dress in the opposite sexes clothing." She said leaning over Rei so that her hand was on Rini's shoulder. "I thought we had taught you that?"

"Mama, Lita and Amara normally dress like guys does that mean they are transvestites too?" Rini asked innocently.

"Well I guess you can say.....eep!" Serena found herself eating a wad of un-cooked toast curtsied of Lita.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania

"So I know three transvestites....My daddy? I don't think I have such a high option of him anymore." Rini said before her father had taken his seat for the next part.

SK + DD

"Mommy why are they taking off their clothing?" Rini asked as they took clothing for coats.

"Honey let me tell you this, never drink." Serena drained the bottom of her cup.

"How did the other people get up-"

"Are you trying to make sense of this?" Amy laughed.

"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME?!" Rini cried out.

"SLUT!" "WHORE!" "TAKE IT OFF!" the crowd jeered at the screen throwing silly string.

"SHIT OUT OF LUCK AND JOLLY WELL FUCKED IF YOU GO UP STAIRS!" Rini yelled getting into the spirit for the second time that night

"That girl should learn some manners," a transvestite said behind her.

Rini turns around ignoring the look her mother gave her, "You should damn well skimpy not be talking to me you half drunken transvestite wanna be! My daddy can out transvestite you any day of the week!" The whole theater lost it and laughed even the actors.

"THAT SACK YOU'RE CARRING SHOWS YOUR GAYNESS BUT ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO LET HIM STEAL YOUR FRICKING FIANCE?!" Rini screamed as the theater turned to look at her. She slowly out of embarrassment sank in her seat.

"Some people get way to into this," the actor in the transvestite costume said.

SK + DD

Rini has closed her eyes in embarrassment for some time but when she opened them she didn't expect to see…

"WHERE DID HE COME FROM?!...IS THAT MEATLOAF?!"

"If you were paying attention you would've known that he came out of the freezer chamber." Serena said as she pointed to Mina and Lita dancing without a pole.

"I SO DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS!" Rini shouted but…

Serena and Dairen gave one look and got up built then Darien said, "Why are we doing this again?"

"I don't but I guess I won't have to punish her another day in my life! Just mention Rocky Horror and we are good to go!"

"Can't anyone love me?" Rini asked rocking back and forth in her chair, "They just wanted a phone…a phone? How hard is a phone?"

"Man can we say Bi-Po-Lar?" a drunken transvestite said behind her the same one she flipped shit at.

"What would happen if I rode a motorcycle around the palace?" Helios wondered out loud.

"HAVE YOU BEEN TOUCHING MY HARLYS?!" Darien shouted dropping Serena.

"DARIEN!" Serena shouted in pain rubbing her backside.

"No sir!" Helios gulped

"You'd be fired worse than one of Jeh-kun's stakes!" Darien threatened.

"But that's extra crispy!" Helios protested.

"Exactly!" Darien said.

"DID THEY JUST KILL EDDIE?! WHAT THE FUCK?!" Rini stood on her chair ignoring the fact that her father was threatening her boyfriend.

"HE LOOKED PREETY DAMN HOT!" Rini shouted

"RINI WHAT THE HELL?! I'M BEING REPERMENDED BY YOUR DAD AND YOU'RE DROOLING OVER ANTOHTER GUY?" Helio's voice squeaked.

"Hey Lita you got killed by Darien, I think that Helios is next." Rei joked.

SK + DD

"PEEPING TOM!" Lita called out.

"GAY BASTARD!" Amy screamed.

"WHORE!" Rei jeered at Serena.

"SLUT!" Mina yelling at Serena splashing beer.

"AND PROUD OF IT! CHEERS!" Serena yelled and the scouts and Darien clacked magically re-filled glasses.

"Wait mommy isn't that you?" Rini asked

"Yes honey think if this as a home movie." She kissed Daien

"But she said she was saving herself. You said that too!" Rini said and then thought for a second. "Wait a cotton picken minute! You didn't save anything while you were in Jr. High! I was in the next room remember!"

Darien and Serena tried but failed to look innocent, "GUILTY AS CHARGED!" They slugged the rest of their drink which again magically refilled.

"Oh really?" questioned Rei, "You said you never lost it until your wedding night! You were holding out on us!"

"No wonder he stayed all that time you were annoying as shit!" Mina said

"I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GUY!" Darien protested.

"Didn't we almost catch you doing the same? …I wanted a cookie….I got a mouth full of ass instead…" Lita said as Helios gulped getting the death glare of the century.

"HER IDEA!" Heilos pointed to Rini who got a punch in the jaw

"YOU BASTARD THAT'S THE THRID TIME TONIGHT YOU TRIED TO SELL ME OUT! BUT ROCKY WOULDN'T DO THAT!" Rini shouted, "Oh Rocky I feel your pain."

"HE'S NOT REAL!"

"NEITHER IS OUR LOVE IF YOU KEEP SELLING ME OUT!"

"Helios I told you I liked you." Darien said draping an arm on his shoulder.

"Yes, sir." Helios turned paler and paler.

"Well if you don't treat my daughter right then you'll end up like Eddie." Darien said with alcohol soaked breath and a finger waving in the boy's face.

Helios gulped loudly, "I hear you sir."

SK + DD

Skip to the end where they are dancing on a stage after being re-animated.

"Mommy what is going on now?" Rini asked apprehensively.

"You, know I think the writer just got board." Serena said questioning it herself.

"Like the ones writing this?"

"Yes persisously, my very bipolar and scared child." Serena patted Rini's head

"Here is another one….Why were they statures and where did the pool come from."

No one had an answer except for the over 21 year old answer (Jeh-kun and Lea-chan: WE CONDEM THE THOUGHT OF UNDER AGE DRINKING SO YOU CANT BLAME US!!)

"Sweetie that is why I have had 15 shots, and 5 magically appearing beers and we didn't drive here." Serena said with a slur in her voice. (Jeh-kun: normally after that much you cant speak straight unless you are a Morton Lea-chan: we're not suppose to acknowledge the fact that we know this. Je-kun: Que, siar, siar.

"NIPPLE!" Amy shouted. "1, 2…."

"My point." Serena said as Mina and Lita joined in counting.

"PURPLE, 4. CURVY, 27! NIPPLES!" they shouted.

"I TOLD YOU SHE HAS TO BE CUT OFF AFTER TWO!" Serena grabbed Amy's cup who started to cry.

"GIVE IT BACK MOMMY! GIVE IT BACK NOW!" Rei was snapping pictures that if the pap got a hold of would love.

"Besides the fact that I am now scared I am still asking why are they all hugging in the water?" Rini asked. "Wouldn't they drown?"

"Well it's called an orgy but you can ask your mom about that." Lita said with a smile.

"It is when a group of people have sex together." Serena sighed.

"Have you ever been in one?" Rini asked as Serena looked away with a blush.

"Remember when I told you ask a question, get an answer." Darien said as Rini held her hand to her mouth.

"Well when daddy was gone for a while…."

"She does need to know that." Darien held his hand over Serena's mouth.

"I THOUGHT THE DOCTOR WAS THE SAIN ONE? AND WHAT IS WITH THE LEGS!"

"SHE'S POPPING OUT OF HER TOP! SWEET!" Helios screamed pointing at the screen,

"If you like that here's this!" Serena held onto the her bra like she was going to take it off,

"NO YOU DON'T THAT IS MINE!" Darien yelled pulling Serena back.

"Oh, I love it when you get all rough and manly." Serena traced her hand up and down his chest.

SK + DD

Riff-Raff shoots Rock, Camilla, and Frank.

"DUDE HE KILLED HIM! WHY ROCKY DON'T GO!" Rini started to cry on her knees pressing in to the soupy mess on the theater floor, Helios just looked down and slapped his head, he had given up.

"She didn't drink anything so what the fuck?" Darien said in a hushed tone to Serena.

"She gets the drama from your side." Serena said wagging a hand in the air.

"I think it is from both." Rei said to Lita.

"Mainly Serena's."

"MUTANY!" Serena cried.

"Hey I was wondering how do they get home?" Helios asked.

"They never got to the phone did they?" RIni asked getting over Rocky.

"THERE WAS NEVER A PHONE! ENOUGH OF THE PHONE! GET OVER IT!" Amy held her hand to her mouth. "excuse me." She ran to the nearest wash room.