(Lea-chan and Jeh-kun watching Death to Smootchie)
Lea-chan: WHAT THE HELL?! THEY CAN FLY?!
Jeh-kun: Yes they can fly
Lea-chan: I THOUGHT THEY HATED EACHOTHER! RAINBOW RANDOLPH AND SMOOTCHIE ARE NOW FLYNG AND ICE SKATING TOGETHER!...WHERE IS HIS GIRLFRIEND?!
Jeh-kun: Calm down will yea?
Lea-chan; NO I WANTED THE STUPID RINO TO DIE! NO ONE IS THAT OPTOMISIC ABOUT LIFE!
Jeh-kun: (hands me a plastic spoon) Here now go into the corner cause you're not Tohru.
Lea-chan: I don't wanna mommy!
Jeh-kun: DO IT I COMAND YOU! DON'T MAKE ME STICK MY BREAD POSTER ON YOU!
Lea-chan: EAT MY SHORTS!
Jeh-kun: I DID AND THEY WERE DELISIOUS!
Lea-chan: Which ones?
Jeh-kun: the ones with snoopy.
Lea-chan: which snoopy ones?
Jeh-kun: they had red on them.
Lea-chan: at least they weren't my Christmas ones…now to put them in a fire, bullet proof safe! (runs off)
Jeh-kun: WHILE SHE RUNS PLEASE FLAME US!!!!!!!!!!
Morton House at 3 am
As they got off the bus, Lita carried a drunken Amy on her back while Darien carried an out-of-it Rini, Helios following closely behind being used as a crutch for Rei and Mina who were complaining that they had to walk twenty-eight blocks to the palace because the drivers were all asleep and the bus didn't run at three in the morning. When they had reached the palace Rini had stirred in her father's arms. She had dozed off at the end of the movie; the day had been long and tiring.
"Daddy, did you carry me the whole way home?" She went to reach up and hug him but found that her body was bound in his cape.
"Shhh. It's time to go to sleep pumpkin." He smiled as he suppressed a shiver. (Hell it's October and he had been walking around in Serena's underwear).
"Good night." Helios said as he headed off to the male wing of the castle.
[Jeh-kun: (puts on glasses and reads from book) For those who don't know much about castles they are separated in several wings, one is for the males that can support themselves, the maidens and family apartments which each of the scouts would have an apartment that is about the size of a large middle class house. A castle like the one that they live in would house somewhere between five hundred to two thousands.
Lea-chan: GET TECHINAL WITH IT WHY DON'T YOU!]
Darien had came down into the kitchen, the cold hard kitchen with steel appliances, a dream created by Lita the group had cracked open a bottle of Black Stone Red Wine, the aroma filled the room and the drowsy Amy had aroused and poured herself a glass.
"You don't think that you can get out of opening a bottle of Red without me." She smiled.
"Oh no you don't!" Said Serena coming up from behind and stole her glass, "I think you drank enough tonight."
"But-but-one glass won't hurt," Amy pleaded hoping her friend would see the light and let her have at least the one glass.
After three bottles were drained words were slurred and they had started to blare music and dirty dance.
"HEY DO YOU REMEBER WHEN SERENA WAS DRUNK AT 15 AT THAT PARTY!" Rei shouted louder than needed.
"OR..ORRRR...ORRR WHEN SHE STARTED TO BECOME A POLE DANCER AND WHORE HERSELF OUT WHEN DARIEN WAS DEAD!" Mina laughed as her and Rei leaned on each other.
"NO-NO-NO THE BESTTT PART WAS WHEN HE BROKE UP WITH HER OVER A BITTY DREAM!" Lita cakled.
"OH-OH AND SHE CRIED FOR A MONTH AND DRANK THIS NASTY LOVE POTION THAT MADE HER SICK FOR A WEEK! THINKING THAT IT WOULD GET HIM BACK!!" Amy joined in.
"DAMN DARIEN YOU BROKE UP AND HURT HER SOOOOO MANY TIMES!!!" Rei said as Serena looked at her drained glass and then took the bottle and chugged the end.
"HEY, I HAD GOOOOD REASSONS!" Darien said in an attempt at defense.
"Enough." Serena said quietly as she felt tears stung her eyes.
"NOPE! SHE ALWAYS FORGAVE AND FORGET! THAT IS THE POWER OF LOVE!" Darien said dramatically.
"No more about this!" Serena said asserting herself.
"LITA STAND UP STRAIGHT!" Lita stood up straight and Mina wrapped her legs around Lita's waist and bent backwards so that she was hanging on Lita. "WHO AM I?" the others burst into laughter.
"I SAID THAT IS ENOUGH! NOW GO TO BED AND SOBER UP!!!!" Serena told her with as an extra feature her ice blue eyes flashed with authority.
Amy mumbled a fine and went upstairs along with the rest of the scouts leaving the King and Queen to themselves. Once they made sure that the scouts weren't in hearing distance Darien and Serena burst out laughing!
"Did you like watch Rini throughout that whole movie?!" Serena asked pouring herself another glass but almost slopped it down on her blue satin pjs that magically appeared.
"I know right. But Helios was even funnier when I kept threatening him!" Darien agreed also pouring himself a glass while in his Simpsons boxers that read 'eat my shorts'.
They sat down in the little bar area and it was quiet until…
"I can't believe you told our daughter that you were a stripper!" Darien said suddenly angry
"Hey don't put that on me!" Serena said equaling his anger, "You left and then not even one phone call or letter! What else was I suppose to do?!"
"I was dead! I was fucking dead!" Darien yelled standing up and slamming his glass down causing it to shatter, "We've been through this many times! Not my fault you're insecure!"
"MY INSECURITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! PLUS I TOLD MY DAUGHTER THE TRUTH INSTEAD OF TRYING TO HIDE IT!" Serena hollered back at him.
"ARE YOU THAT BLONDE?! I'M NOT A FUCKING TRANSVESTITE! BESIDES I WAS DEAD! MY SOUL WAS TRAPPED IN A LITTLE BOX! AND NOT TO MENTION I WAS BRIANWASHED!" Darien continued to shout.
Upstairs in the bedrooms the Scouts actually woke up from their drunken passed out sleep to hear shouts so they snuck out of their rooms meeting two children on the stairwell.
"What are you two doing up?" Mina asked in a slurred sleeping voice, I haven't been asleep for more than an hour and I have to already be woken up!
"Well Rini was having nightmares and calling to me so I went to go comfort her." Helios said
"And not in that kind of way for your sick mind information!" Rini said feeling the need to defend herself but then they heard more shouting and the voice echoed through the hallways.
"KEYWORD SHERLOCK: BRAIN-WASHED! YOUR HEART HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR BRAIN! OK SO YOU WERE DEAD BIG FUCKING WHOOP! AN ASTRALPROJECTION OR APPERATION WOULD'VE BEEN NICE! BESIDES YOU KISSED THAT BITCH IT FRONT OF ME!" Serena's voice reached their ears.
"What are they yelling about?" Rini asked in disbelief. Never had she heard her parents fighting like this.
Rei slapped her head, "Not this argument again."
Lita heaved a sigh, "I wonder what caused it this time."
"What is it about?!" Rini pressured the beyond tried scouts
"They're yelling about the final battle with Glaxyia. See we all died and-" Amy was cut off by Darien 's voice,
"BRAINWASHED!"
"I AM SO SICK OF THE BRAINWASHED SHIT! NOT ONLY DID YOU KISS HER BUT YOU ALSO ORDERED THE SCOUTS TO KILL ME!" Serena hollered back
"Ok basically what your mother yelled pretty much sums it up. We die, we get brainwashed, and we fight Serena to the death." Amy said quickly but then they heard a smash and an, "OUCH! ARE YOU CRAZY WOMAN!"
Serena had thrown her glass at Darien .
"CRAZY ENOUGH TO NOT HAVE LEFT SOONER!" Serena said in a huff as she pounded out the front door.
"SERENA DONT BE SUCH A GOD DAM CUNT!" Darien cursed after, but stood his ground.
"Well this is a new turn to the argument." Mina said.