I do not own Twilight!!!
Victoria POV
What was she thinking talking to me like nothing had ever happened and believing the note I left her. Why would Edward leave his wife?
Well humans must be dumber than I thought, at that moment I took the phone out of her hands and crumpled it. She looked at me in shock, hmm….Jasper eh…..she must think I'm Alice.
Strange I wonder if she remembers yesterday since she is still talking about Jacob.
Oh… what the heck I mine as well play along with it.
"We need to get a new phone" I lied smiling evilly. "Jaspers fine!"
"Why did Edward say that Jacob is recovering?" She asked, a confused and anxious mask spreading over her face.
"He fall down the stairs, now eat up, we have a long day ahead of us." I said, trying to sound like Alice "Were going shopping in India!"
"How are we getting their?" She asked stupidly.
"By my yellow Porsche, of cores!" I sang with delight at how gullible she was.
"Alice, why am I wearing a ring?" I questioned "And why are you taking the Porsche?"
"Umm…. I'll tell you about the ring later! Do you still want to be changed?" This would be good, I could double cross Edward! I could depress his one true love and steal her sole. "Why shouldn't we take the Porsche?"
"Because you always use Rosalie's Car for long drives!" She said slowly "and yes, I still want to be changed! Were Edward again?" She asked
"He left you a note don't you remember?" I was really shocked now, she must have amnesia, what had I done? Wait! This is good! Now Edward will be more upset!
"I remembered the note, but not what it said" she stammered "Can I talk to Carlisle?"
"They have gone on holiday! So, I'm looking after you!" I sang brightly " I have already packed your bags eat quickly and lets go!" Trying to be Alice was hard work, I wonder how she managed?