Lea-chan: Did we get flamed yet?

Jeh-kun: (Looks at reviews and frowns) no (shakes head and tears start to form in eye sockets')

Lea-chan: Ok so people out there who are reading because you have nothing better to do thanks to the two other people besides me (hint hint snoopykid2991) for your support and for those who might join us

Jeh-kun and Lea-chan at same time: PLEASE FLAME US! …..and mean it!!!!!!!!

Jeh-kun: (starts to cry) YOUR FLAMES WILL MEAN SO MUCH TO US! EACH FLAME WILL SEND 27 cents TO THE FUND OF LEA-CHAN AND JEH-KUN NEED TO ME LOCKED UP! Jeh-kun needs her padded room so don't deny her of it!

Lea-chan: Yes she does…I for one will need a much better hobby

(Mr. Kitty and Puppy Woof-Woof appear out of nowhere)

Jeh-kun: ON THE GRAVE OF APHRODITE I KILLED YOU LIKE A YEAR AGO!!!! OH MY FUCKING GODDESS YOU GUYS ARE ZOMBIES THAT MEANS THE SECOUND COMING OF CHRIST AND THE APPOCOLIPS IS ON ITS WAY!!!!! I SWAER I WENT TO CHURCH! I WAS A GOOD LITTLE CATHOLIC!!!! (hides box of wiccan objects with blanket)

Mr. Kitty: We are not zombies and please tone the voice down.

Jeh-kun: OH MY GODDESS THEY TALK THE ANIMALS ARE TALKING I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD TUNED INTO THE DISNEY CHANNEL!!!

Puppy-Woof Woof: Again with the shouting! Lea-chan invited us to come into this chapter and besides WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO TALK BEFORE! LEA-CHAN GAVE US THE ABLILITY TO SPEAKE WHEN SHE WAS IN HER FRUBA PHASE!

Jeh-kun: HOW COULD YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME???!!!!!??? (shakes Lea-chan so that she starts to change different fun colors)

Lea-chan: (slaps Jeh-kun away) I'm not sorry! Besides it'll be funnier now let's get to the story.

Jeh-kun: NOW YOU SEE WHY WE NEED YOUR FLAMES! WE NEED TO GET TO….(whispers to side) A LOT OF MONEY FOR US TO BE PUT AWAY FOR GOOD! LIKE PLANET POWER DUDE ONCE SAID "YOU HAVE THE POWER, NOW USE IT!!!!!"

Lea-chan: You mean Captain Planet idiot! Besides you are the one who needs to be put away!

Jeh-kun: I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!!!!

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE

Serena sat at the park next to the home she grew up in. She rocked back and forth on the swing as tears fell down her face in a constant motion. She hugged herself and sighed it was five in the morning and she was in her satin blue jammies. The sun was just peaking its way across the building horizon.

"That's enough of this sulking, you have a long day ahead of you, there are too many things that you can't neglect just because you had a spat with the king." Rei said as she stood at the edge of the park.

"Did you know that when after the first month that he had gone to America, I had come here and contemplated that if he moved on what would become of me. The only future I ever saw was with him. It was so early that this sleazy guy was passing through and he offered me a job. I was such at a loss that I thought he was cheating on me that I decided whatever it was I would take it, just to get back at him. I am awful." Serena said in a raspy voice as she felt her tears fall down her face.

"But Serena you honestly can't spend all day here." Rei said, "You have a job to do."

"Thanks so much for the sympathy. Just get out of here and leave me be!" Serena shouted with venom in her voice.

"But Serena-" Rei was cut off

"YOU ALWAYS FUCKING DO THIS! EVERY SINGLE TIME I'M IN PAIN YOU ALWAYS FUCKING DO THIS!" Serena yelled.

"DO WHAT DIP SHIT?" Rei yelled back in disbelief. What the fuck? Is this the thanks I get for trying to be a good friend?

"Critize me that's what! Talking down to me! Just basically babying me! Do this, do that, act your age, stop being a baby, grow some balls, and have some work ethic! JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY!"

"SERENA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG? SO WHAT IF I AM ALWAYS THE ONE TO DRAG YOUR SOORY ASS BACK SO THAT SHIT WILL BE DONE! IT'S NOT MY FAULT WE HAVE SUCH A MEAT BALL BRAIN FOR A QUEEN! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD GROW OUT OF IT! BUT YOU NEVER GREW UP….YOU'RE STILL JUST A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD CRYBABY!" Rei spat in fierceness. Serena stood up and held her ground

"NEWS FUCKING FLASH! I NEVER WANTED THE FUCKING JOB! I WAS BORN INTO IT AND I WANTED OUT SO MUCH THAT I RANAWAY TO ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET! THEN HELL BROKE LOSS AND I WAS BORN NORMAL AGAIN! I HAD MY CHANCE AT LIVING LIKE A NORMAL GIRL WITH OUT THE FUCKING TITLE AND ABLE TO JUST RELAXE WITH OUT BEING SCRUTINIZED BY JUST INHAILING THE WRONG WAY! IF YOU WANT TO BE QUEEN SO FUCKING BAD YOU CAN HAVE IT AND MY HUSBAND! I WANT NONE OF IT!" Serena said as she started to cry. "I DON'T WANT ANY OF IT!!!!"

"Fine then! I'll just tell everyone that you quit, surprise, surprise! When the going gets though, you give up. I thought you would have changed." Rei said bitterly as Serena sunk to her knees and the sand embedded its way into her knees.

"I never wanted this. Don't make me go back." Serena cried as Rei walked away. Then a thought dawned on her, "HEY WAIT A MINUTE WHO ALWAYS SAVES YOUR FUCKING SORRY ASSES?!"

Rei turned around and saw Serena still standing she was about to open her month but Serena continued, "WHO HAD TO FACE BERYLE? WHO HAD TO FACE DARIEN'S FRINED? WHO HAD TO FIGHT THE FUCKING DOOM PHANTON? WHO HAD TO DENFEND THIS FUCKING ASS TITLE?"

By this time worried about what was taking Rei and Serena so long Mina, Amy, and Lita along when they got there they stopped as soon as they heard Serena yelling and Rei's shocked faces.

"NOT TOO MENTION LET'S ADD THE NENAHILAIAH, AND HAVE MY HEART LITERALLY TEARED OUT BY FIGHTING THE SOULS OF MY FUCKING ASS UNGREATFUL SON OF A BITCH FRIENDS! THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU START RUNNING THE FUCKING MOUTH! I AM NOW FINALLY FED UP WITH THE BULL SHIT! IS THIS THE MATURE PERSON YOU WANTED?! IS IT?!"

"that's a low blow."Mina said in a low voice.

"YOU KNOW WE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT HALF THAT SHIT!!!" Lita said.

"Serena be reasonable! You know that half the time we were down and incapacitated to the point that we were fighting for you and were left standing on your own because we protected you!" Amy cried out to her.

"I JUST DON'T CARE ANYMORE! I NEVER ASKED TO BE A FUCKING PRINCESS OR A GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING QUEEN! I JUST WANT OUT! REI CAN TAKE OVER AND I WOULDN'T GIIVE TWO FUCKS BECAUSE "I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT!" Serena said her tears streamed down here face like a raging waterfall.

"SO THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DONE BECAUSE OF A LITTLE SPAT?" Rei yelled at her fiercely.

"YOU HAVE BEEN QUEEN FOR ELEVEN SOME ODD YEARS AND AFTER GETTING DRUNK AND HAVING A FIGHT THAT'S IT?" Lita yelled at her.

"INCASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED SHIT HEAD THAT WASN'T THE FIRST FIGHT WE HAD! WE'VE HAD THE SAME FUCKING FIGHT BEFORE! AND BESIDES THAT WE MAY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER DURING THE SILVER MILLENIUM BUT MAYBE WHEN DAREIN FUCKING DIED AND I COMMITTED FUCKING SUICIDE WAS WHEN IT SHOULD'VE ENDED! EVER SINCE I BECIME SAILOR MOON HAVN'T YOU NOITICED ALL THE DEATHS THERE WAS?! IT'S MY ENTIRE FUCKING FAULT AND I'M SICK OF BEING THE BLAME!"

"BUT WE NEVER BLAMED YOU!!" Ami cried out.

"I BLAMED MYSELF SO FUCKING MUCH THAT I NEEDED SOME FORM OF RESTITUTION!! I COULD JUST FORGIVE MY BITCHY-CUNT-ASS OF A SELF!!!! I JUST COULDN'T LET MYSELF GET AWAY WITH THIS!!! I DID IT AGAIN, HURTING OTHERS WITHOUT THINKING! I CANT BE QUEEN I DON'T TREAT MY SUBJECTS THE WAY THEY SHOULD! I AM GIVING THE JOB TO YOU REI! YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME HOW UNFIT I WAS SO JUST TAKE IT!" Serena threw her silver imperial crystal at her. "I DON'T WANT IT!" She started to run off but Mina had grabbed her arm and swung her around so she was slammed her against the metal slide's legs.

"Serena I know we shouldn't have joked about that shit last night. We were stupid and drunken and stupid and we are sorry. Please you have always taught us to forgive and forget. Everything will be ok." Mina said trying to comfort the ultra-depressed emo Queen.

But sadly the Queen wouldn't hear of it, "I lied. I fucking lied. Everything wasn't fine. I thought I would've died that day on that meteorite." Serena pushed Mina aside and started to walk away. She magically transformed into street clothes and said, "By the by if you think that you can work the crystal good luck. Let's see if you do better than me at my job boy are you wrong. I may have been bratty at times and a winy bitchy baby I think I've proven myself tons of times. Good Luck and Good bye!"

SK + DD

Rini pulled out her cell phone and called her mother, it was the 198th time that she had left a panic message franticly trying to find out where she was. While Darien had had his 17th beer in his hand, he was more wasted than a paper basket. He was sitting in Serena's dressing closet with their wedding scrap book, her senior year book; scrap books that she had put together of all their dates and such.

"DAD LOOK AT YOURSELF!!!" Rini said furiously as she tried to lift him up but he was humming the wedding march and rocking back and forth. "MOM COULD BE REALLY HURT AND YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?"

"I told the truth, mmy my my sugary gum drop! Gum drops! Gum drops! They make your stomach plop!" He rocked back and forth.

"Put that down!" Rini took the beer from his hand that he was about to open.

"But, but, but I need it! I need need….are you my cousin Larry?" He asked as he cupped her face in his hands.

Rini dragged him to the bath tub and put on the cold water faucet so that the ice shocked him to sober up partly, but his breath still raked of beer . "What round is it?"

Before Rini could answer four very, very, very beyond pissed to be fit Sailor Scouts came into the room and Lita didn't even notice Rini in her fury as she slammed Darien against the mirror.

"WHAT THE FLYING FUCK BUTTER NUGETS IS THE MATTER WITH YOU LOSY GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF UNGREATFUL SHIT FROM THE BROWLES OF HELL?" Lita screamed into his face

"What-are-you-talking-talking-about?" Darien managed to get out of the strangle hold Lita had on him, but she shoved him harder against the wall so that he fell short of breath.

"Guys, where is my mother?" Rini asked trying to get the angry Lita away from her father.

"Lita let him go before he dies or else Serena will never come back!" Amy shouted even though secretly life for their Queen would be a tad bit better.

"NEVER COME BACK?!" Darien and Rini gasped at the same time.

"REI WHERE IS MY WIFE?" Darien shouted at them.

"What is going on in here?" Helios asked coming in from hearing the excitement in the room just in time to hear Rini exclaimed…

"WHERE IS MY MOTHER?!"

"Ask you're oh so lovely Daddy that question…" Lita said disgusted at the half drunk King.

"Again what are you talking about?" Darien coughed long and hard when he asked the girls so that she couldn't help but look back and forth at each other till Rei stepped forward while he stood there rubbing his bruised neck.

"She ran off," Rei said handing him the crystal, "She quit being Queen, she gave up the royal title, she was basically fed up with the bull shit. And all this happened because you had to have that fight with her!" Rei shouted the ending part.

Darien rubbed the back of his head and asked, "What fight?"

Mina lost it this time and it was now her turn to punch the King in the eye causing Rini to gasp and clung to Helios. She never saw this done but then again she wasn't surprised since the last twenty-fours taught her that anything was possible.

"THE FIGHT THAT INVOLVED I DON'T KNOW THAT YOUR DRUKEN ASS CAUSED. CALLING HER A CUNT! REMINDING HER OF THE PAIN AND HELL SHE WENT THROUGH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE EVER SAW IN YOU!"

"WE ALL FELL FOR YOUR JAMES BOND SHAKEN NOT STURED ADDUTIDE AND GUESS WHAT SHE IS CRYING HARDER THAN A GOTH BEFORE THEY TAKE THEIR LIVES!!!" Rei cried out at him as she kicked him in the gut, making him fall back into the shadow and smash the glass so that it showered around him cutting his cheeks and arms.

"Hit me again I deserve it." He said in apathy. Rei went to raise her fist to him again, but Amy grabbed hold of her wrist.

"THERE HAS BEEN ENOUGH OF THIS! WE ARE A KINGDOM OF PEACE AND WE HAVE SPENT ALL MORNING BEATINING ON OUR KING AND QUEEN? WHAT THE FUCK! LOOK AT RINI SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON, YET SHE IS WATCHING US BEAT THEM!" Amy said as each of the scouts looked at each other and then down in fear.

"HIT ME AGAIN! DON'T YOU THINK THAT I REALIZED THAT I HAVE HURT HER! HIT ME AGAIN DAMN IT!!!" he said in agony and fully sober.

"Daddy, what happened?" She broke free of Helios and went towards him; she cupped his bleeding face in her hand. "Daddy how did this get so messed up? Me and mom shouldn't have had that spat! It's my fault." Rini said as she started to cry, her misty eyes resembled that of Lea-chan's while watching the Lion King where the dad dies.

"Honey it isn't your fault." He said as he looked away.

"Please Daddy, I only persisted to go on with torturing each other only because I had never seen mom as lively as she was while we were torturing each other, she was almost like the Serena that I used to fight with in the 20th century. I just wanted her to have the same glow of life in her, she was almost dead and we were able to bring it back, but I am sorry daddy. I was wrong." She started to cry as the other's looked away.

"Honey daddy never told you something. After the battle of Galicia mommy changed." Darien said as he started picking pieces of glass out of his arms and then his face.

"What do you mean?" Rini said as she wet a towel and began to sponge at his wounds. He winced as she picked out the deeper pieces of glass.

"Mommy had to do something that changed her. Daddy had gone away to America for a year internship of med-school. A once in a life time opportunity, I was going to turn it down but I mentioned it after we had sent you back the last time, but she was alone. I never made it off the plane, Galicia had killed me and took my body so that it was a puppet of hers, and in the time before she had figured it out, each of the other sailor scouts were killed and then in a final battle she was alone and had to fight each of us. The only way that she was able to save the world was to kill each of us, now when she had won the battle you would think that was all there is, but she had post-traumatic-stress-distridub. And she hasn't been the same since. In the time that I was gone, she had done some things that she isn't proud of and many of them I disapproved of, which is why we had fought." Darien said in sigh.

"Is that why she quit?" Rini asked as she helped her father to his feet.

"Being queen is a lot of stress and you mother never liked quartly life, this life time the last and maybe even the next, she is just under stress and will take a day or two to clear her head." Darien said as he led the group out of his bathroom.

"But where will she go?" Rini asked.

"The same place she always goes when she needs to think." Darien smiled.

SK + DD

The putrid smell filled Serena's nostrils as tears stung her eyes, she was in the very alley that she had lost her innocence. The first time that she killed something, the demon screeched out in agony as she snuffed out its life. It was then she first thought that she had the right to decide who should live and who should die. Her friends never made the final attack; in every single battle she had made the final move that took the life of each demon. Not once had her friends had to look at her blood smeared hands and watch them shake.

"Mom, why did you do this to me?" Serena cried as she pulled her knees to her chest and let out all her emotions.

"Rei was right…I was nothing more than a winy cry baby. A spoiled self centered piece of shit that didn't have the right to live. No one loves me and no one cares. Why do I have to live! I was nothing more than a murder." Serena looked around to see the filth of the alley she was hunched over in.

Thoughts ran through her mind as she wallowed in self apathy-

I know nothing! I know nothing of the burden I cause them every day of my wretched life! I don't even know the pain that lies with their very soul! I don't even know what it means to be a true friend or a mother! I know nothing. I am nothing. I am merely a lost soul reborn to repeat the same fate over. My mother Queen Serenity made a mistake to reborn me into a world that I was not meant to be in. In fact it was my fault. If only I weren't in the way. If only I had helped my mother and Endymion that fateful day on the Moon all those years ago then perhaps I would've had a chance at happiness.

Images started to flash before my eyes: Beryl attacking me, Endymion jumping in the way, then me lost with my despair stabbing myself with his sword. Then my mother sacrificing her life by using the Silver Crystal to have us reborn. All this and more with my friends and lover getting hurt all because of me. Me and my pathetic weakness. It's no wonder that they want me gone. In fact it is better if I would just die.

How can they still want to be near me after all the times I put them through? How can they not realize all the pain and suffering I put them through every blessed day of their eternal lives! Why is it that I am still alive? How can I still live and breathing? I mean come on I caused my own daughter to become Wicked Lady in the first place! I caused her so much pain. And I never asked my friends and husband to die for me either. So why? When will I ever learn to live and hold my own ground? I'm a failer at everything.

"What would my mother say if she saw me like this, I really have disappointed her?" Serena said looking away; she saw her reflection in the dumpster that she was leaning on. "Just look at me, I'm not fit to be a queen." She banged her head against the metal dumpster and her image transfigured into that of her mother's.

"Mom?" Serena said disbelief.

"Yes Serena, but you have forgotten me." Her mother said hollowly.

"No" Serena objected

"You have forgotten who you are and in turn forgotten me. Look inside yourself, you are more than what you have become. You must take your place in history as a great queen." Her mother said as her image wavered.

"How can I go back, I'm not what I used to be?" Serena placed her hand on the cold hard metal as she reached out to her mother, ignoring the shock that ran down her spine.

"Remember who you are, you are my daughter the one true queen." She faded away. "Remember who you are." Her image started to fade.

"No please don't leave me!" Serena cried as she placed both hands on the dumpster as she cried out.

"Remember who you are." The words echoed in the alley as Serena clutched the dumpster.

"Don't leave me." Serena cried out in agony.

"Mommy, why are you clutching that dumpster?" Rini asked as she stood at the edge of the alley, Serena ignored her as her mother cried out in so much agony that she seemed to have broken into a thousand pieces. Rini ran to Serena's side and Serena held onto her like the world was going to end.

"I am sorry it is my entire fault!" Serena cried out.

"Mom, we were just messing around it didn't mean anything." Rini said as she stroked her mother's grimy hair.

"NO, I HAVE WRONGED THE WORLD SO MUCH!" Serena cried out. "PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEE FOOOORGIIIIVVVVVEEEE MEEEEE!" Serena cried out in agony.

"Mommy, what changed you?" Serena stopped her tears and started to rub her eyes.

"Sweetie that battle took more than the majority of my powers." Serena said in a low voice. She let go of her daughter and tried to straighten her lacey satin jammies that had started to slid down exposing more than her shoulders, she tugged at the hem of her short-short, jammie bottoms.

"What do you mean?" Rini asked holding the wreck that was her mother as the Sailor Scouts and Darien came around the corner.

Serena looked at her daughter with hollow dead eyes that said, kill me now and put me out of my misery, "Rini all the battles that I fought in I had to either kill or turn them good. What gave me the right to do that? The first battle took my innocents the rest came naturally. The last battle is what broke me."

Serena started to break down once again then Rini took her hand and slapped her across the face. Serena held the stinging spot on her cheek, "MOTHER SNAP OUT OF IT! YOU HAVE GOT TO PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! YOU HAVE WORKED HARD AND SCRAFICED SHIT FOR US! YOU WERE SAILOR FUCKING MOON AND NOW THE FUCKING QUEEN!"

"I NEVER ASKED FOR IT!" Serena cried out!!

"AND I NEVER ASKED TO BE THE DAUGHTER OF A QUITER AND I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD START NOW! SO WHAT AS APART OF THE ROYAL FAMILY WE MUST DO THINGS WE DON'T LIKE, BUT THAT IS OUR DUTY TO OUR COUNTRY, THE NATION THE WORLD AND THE UNIVERSE! WE DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS! OUR DESTINY WAS PRE REPOSTIONED! WE CAN ONLY MAKE THE BEST OF IT! AND YOU ARE GOD DAMN LUCKY TO HAVE A GUY THAT WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR YOU AND PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT!" Rini stood before her mother.

"When did you become so wise?" Serena cocked her head and began to laugh.

"Well I had this great charismatic teacher in the 20th century." Rini said as she helped her mother up.

"I guess we have to go back." Serena said looking down at her daughter.

"Dad's fucked up without you….I don't know any sane man who would, but then again, he did marry you." Rini laughed as Serena gave her a nuggy.

"Oh yea? And insane mother's don't give their daughter's dessert!" Serena led her out of the alley to bump into Darien who was passing back and forth the entrance of the alley way.

"Darien?" Serena said in shock as she let go of her daughter's hand.

"I was stupid and I was wrong! I didn't mean those awful things I said!" Darien got down on his knees and held onto her waist. "Please forgive me!"

"No forgive me for being such an idiot." Serena said helping Darien up.

"Only if you forgive me." He gave her the most passionate kiss. They parted and he gave her back the crystal and she was back in her royal outfit and with Rini in the middle holding hands walked back to the palace for breakfast/lunch.

"Always a happy ending right?" Lita asked with the other scouts

"Of course when hasn't it been." Rei said

"Come on I'm starved." Mina said starting to walk right behind them and the rest followed

"I wonder if they'll have pancakes." Amy said

"I hope this doesn't turn into a Disney and there will be a third, when it should have ended before it ever began." Rini said as they all laughed.

"The authors wouldn't be that cruel….would they?" Serena questioned.

"Well they did have you hugging a dumpster." Lita pointed out.

"Please flame these authors to the point that they never want to write again!" Mina commanded.

"Let's just go eat before they can type anymore!" Amy said as they all ran away from the writers.

"GET BACK HERE! WE'RE NOT DONE MAKING YOU SUFFER!" Jeh-kun called after them.

"Just give it a rest for now….we'll get them back later!!" Lea-chan placed her hand on Jeh-kun's elbow.

"We shall, we shall."

Roll credits and preppy song.