TEK PAMPLET
Vault-Tec, in 2077 one of the greats, the most well known corporations, outside Nuka-Cola, before the Great War.
They were commissioned to enact Project Safehouse, 122 underground bunkers, affectionally titled "Vaults", stating these bunkers were decided to hold and keep America safe in a time of looming Nuclear warfare. A promise that America would survive, would prosper in a post Nuclear attack.
That Promise has been realized!
Please, like they ever had America's best interest's in mind, it would have taken at least half a million of those fucking wastebaskets, more often they threw the worst of humanity in those things, safety my ass. In reality they were nothing but a goddamned 'experiment', I should know, dropped my ancestors into one, nothing but a bunch of crooks and convicts, the only decent people they dropped in there were a group of soldiers and prison guards. Like any of them deserved safety more than some family from Everytown, Anystate USA.
Bullshit! That's all I got to say about it, good riddance to that place, good ole 45, I can't even find a decent place to drop this blasted jumpsuit I got on, granted its saved my ass more times than I care to remember, the big unless fucking 45 is like a neon sign saying "Come and get it, VAULT DWELLER!". If I had the money I'd ditch the thing and grab a nice set of combat armor, closest anyone can come to some Power armor, unless they join up, but no thank you sir, to much knightly bullshit for me, but anyway.
Every time someone sees this blasted thing they have two reactions, kill it, or pester it with some good two shoes crap, everyone expects me to be some holy than thou hero because I from a vault, or they expect me to be a monkey wrench and try and take me out before I ruin plans. All I want is some freaking peace, is that to much to ask? Get a handful of coin and stay somewhere safe for the night.
Speaking of, stories over, come on fork it over, 3 buck each kiddies, I got places to be.