Captain Janeway's Lonely Senior Staff

by Pettie

I really need to stop with the song rewriting... A Voyager song to the tune of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by the Beatles.

A song about the Voyager crew to the tune of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by the Beatles.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Beatles, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", or Star Trek. * sigh *

It was seven years ago today,

Captain Janeway destroyed the array

They have a terrible sense of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile.

So may I introduce to you

The crew you've known for all these years,

Captain Janeway's Lonely Senior Staff.

We're Captain Janeway's Lonely Senior Staff,

We hope you will enjoy the show,

We're Captain Janeway's Lonely Senior Staff,

Sit back and let the evening go.

Captain Janeway's lonely, Captian Janeway's lonely,

Captain Janeway's Lonely Senior Staff.

It's wonderful to be here,

It's certainly a thrill.

You're such a lovely audience,

We'd like to take you home with us,

We'd love to take you home.

I don't really want to stop the show,

But I thought that you might like to know,

That the singer's going to sing a song,

And he wants you all to sing along.

So let me introduce to you

The one and only Tom Paris

And Captain Janeway's Lonely Senior Staff.

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