A/N: I don't own GW, wish I did, or Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy. I DO own Kiya (who isn't me) so please don't steal her or my name! Thank you and enjoy the story >)
Chapter Two: The Donation and the Hickey
The next day the Ed's went on with their plan to scamming the kids, as usual, they made no profit.
"Man, and here I thought that the bus trip would work," Eddy pouted as he looked at the empty jar. It was a heartbreaker that no money was present to buy the most praised candy of all candies, the jawbreakers.
"You tried that before Eddy." Double D explained bring back some memories of "that" incident many years ago.
"I thought they wouldn't remember!" Eddy defended himself, "You're the one who brought it up saying that they probably wouldn't remember things that happened years ago!"
"What years ago?" a female voice asked. When the Ed's turned around there stood Kiya. She was puzzled about what they were talking about.
"Kiya!" Eddy rejoiced knowing that Kiya would be like the kids, a sucker. "You want to take a bus ride down to the candy store?"
"Thanks, but no thanks, Eddy." Kiya replied. She could see that the way that said bus looked it wasn't gong to be a pleasant ride. Before leaving she noticed the jar sitting all alone, without money. 'So, that's what they're up to?' Kiya thought. She approached the Ed's and before they could say anything, she dropped a dollar in the jar.(A/N: Better to give than receive I always say.)
"What was that for?" Double D asked, in shock with the rest of his friends.
"That's what you guys wanted right?" Kiya asked, "You guys wanted to go down to the candy store and use the money, I would have given to take your bus, to buy candy, right?" All was silent until...
"YEA BABY!" It was Eddy who broke the silence while holding on to the jar. "I don't know what to Kiya, but man oh man. Come on boys, we're going to the candy store!"
"You're welcome, I guess?" Kiya looked confused. 'Oh well, if it made them happy that's all I care.' Kiya thought to herself. "If ya guys need money you could always ask me!" The Ed's were almost an earshot away when they heard this and froze.
"WHAT?" the Ed's asked to themselves, in mid air, before running back to where Kiya stood "You mean anytime we want a jawbreaker, you'll give us quarters?" Eddy asked her, believing that he was dreaming.
"Yea, unless it's too much?" she asked
"No, no!" Double D spoke, "I don't want to be one to beg..."
"I don't mind, really," Kiya replied, "I have so many quarters around so..."
"Ahhhh!" someone screamed and made his way into view. "Someone help!" Dropping the conversation the Ed's and Kiya ran towards where the scream came from and sure enough the victim was none other than Johnny 2X4.
"What happened?" Sarah, Ed's younger and more evil sister, asked in a :coughfakecough: concerned voice.
"Look at Plank!" Johnny screamed and holding Plank at the same time. There on Plank's face were two large holes at were a diameter apart. The yellowish board was now a white paled board. Sure enough, it looked like someone or thing bite Plank.
"I bet the Ed's are responsible for this!" Kevin, a jock with a green shirt and red baseball cap, pointed to the Ed's who just got there to see what the fuse was about.
"WHAT!" Eddy yelled at Kevin, "Why the hell would we bite Plank?"
"To make it look like there's a vampire here or to just scare us like last time!" Sarah yelled, believing that the Ed's did this. Everyone was yelling at each other until Kiya spoke up.
"Will you guys, SHUT UP!" she screamed to get everyone's attention. Sure enough it did.
"Who're you?" Jimmy, Sarah's boyfriend, asked.
"Name's Kiya, but that's not the point!" Kiya then turned to Johnny and stared at him and then Plank.
"When did this happened?" her voice was clam and gentle.
"I don't know?" Johnny said, "All I know is that when Plank and I woke up he said that he didn't feel good and when I turned around to see what was wrong he looked like this!" Kiya then turned to face the kids.
"How could the Ed's do this when everyone was asleep and there was no witness?" Kiya asked looking for a reply. When there wasn't any she continued, "Besides this looks completely stupid for someone to do this." They all looked at Kiya then the Ed's and back to Johnny. When things looked like it could be what Kiya sad they all turned around and went back to play.
"Thanks for standing up to us," Edd said. Nobody ever stood up for them and it was nice for once that someone believed in them.
"Well I got to do something at my house, see ya guys!" With that Kiya turned around and headed for he house. As she disappeared from view Ed finally said, "We have met the enemy and it is... uh... butter toast."
"What does butter toast have to do with anything?" Edd asked.
"Who cares I think I met my money wife," Eddy sighed as he thought of Kiya.
At Kiya's House...
"How could you do this!" Kiya screamed, "And on the first day as well!"
"Look, how was I suppose to know that, that kid sleep with a board?" Duo asked innocently, "Do you know what pain I had in my mouth when I found that board in there!"
"All I asked was that you wouldn't go after anyone of the kids while we're here and you decided to go against your word! Weren't you the one that said don't draw suspicion? I bet that all the kids now believe there's a vampire here!"
"And there is," Duo smirked a walked toward Kiya, "Two vampires trying to live a normal life and one has to drink blood still" Kiya knew what he meant and hated it when he brought it up. He won that argument. "At least get something to drink or they'll think it was you, ok?" She nodded weakly. And as quick as she got back home he disappeared back to his room leaving Kiya with more problems to handle.
A/N: Whew! Well there you have it. Please read and review >)
