Naruto is extremely unlikely to ever be owned by me. Or anyone else besides Masahi Kishimoto

Pairings: KonanPein

Diary of the Unknown

Dear Diary,

Today, Tobi decided that we play... Moment of Truth. Rather, Deidara and Tobi(Or Madara... I'll just call him Tobi. Madara-sama's too serious. Uchiha's are weird) love that show, and convinced Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame, Zetsu and Pein to watch. I guess only Sasori, Itachi and I don't watch. Who wants to be in a room with 9 guys watching people answer to embarassing questions? Yeah, really fun, so I watch by myself in My room. But sssshhh, it's a secret. So, off to get tortured. See ya! Ja Ne!

-Konan

"So, can Tobi explain the rules, Leader-sama?" Tobi asked, jumping up and down beside the lie detector machine.

"Fine." Pein said, and sighed.

"YAY!! Tobi will explain the rules now. Everyone listening? So, since there are 10 of us, We will each ask 1 question to the person. Geddit?" Tobi screamed, and everyone nodded, or in Itachi's case, 'Hn'ed.

"So, Who'se gonna go first?" Konan asked, boredly.

"Whoever has the shortest stick." Tobi said.

"That sounded Wrong." muttered Kisame.

"Pick one." Kakuzu said, showing 10 popsicle sticks, appearing equal in length.

"Congrats, Hidan goes first!" Sasori said, yawing and sitting down, as Hidan got restrained and hooked up to the lie detector machine.

"Ladies first. Konan, ask Hidan a question that can only be answered True or False, unn." Deidara explained, sighing.

"Payback Time." Konan muttered, smirking. "Hidan, would you ever fuck a guy?" she asked, he face expressionless.

"No!" Hidan screamed. The machine started beeping, and everyone screamed "FALSE!!"

"Hn." Konan said, smirking arrogantly.

"Fuck you, bitch." muttered Hidan.

"Hahaha, Nice one, Konan-san!" Kisame had already started a laughing fit, and had just barely calmed down. Only because Itachi bonked him in the head.

"Hidan-san, did you ever steal one of your friends girlfriend, and sleep with her?" asked Tobi.

"Hell yeah!" Hidan said, smirking like the arogant guy that he is.

"Man whore." Konan muttered under her breath.

"Hn. Heard that." Hidan said, glaring at Konan.

"Wow, there are two Itachi's. One there," Konan pointed at Itachi," And one here." She pointed at Hidan.(A/N: See #1 in the authors' notes if you can't figure it out.)

"HEY! FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAMN BITCH!" yelled Hidan.

"Hn" Itachi glared at Konan, while most of the other gys tried to hold their laughter in.

"Can we please get on with the gaaaame?" Groaned Tobi, his mask shining slightly. OMG, he's smiling.

"Are you gay?" Was all Itachi could ask Hidan, in his famed Uchiha monotone.

"Fuck no." Hidan said. The machine signaled that he was telling the truth.

"Then why did you say you would sleep with a guy?" asked Zetsu.

" 'Cause I would, if Jashin told me to." answered Hidan.

" Did you like any of those Konaha kunoichi?" asked Kakuzu, cheekily.

"Those whores? They're worse then Konan." Hidan said, glaring.

"Did he just call me a whore?" Konan asked Pein, who nodded.

"Don't kill Hidan." Pein muttered to her.

"That bastard is imortal." Konan said, sighing.

"Still, please restrain yourself from injuring him until the game is over." Pein said.

"Hai, Pein-sama." Konan said, as she watched Hidan answer the rest of his questions.

"Whose next, unn?" asked Deidara.

"Next up is.." Tobi said.

TBC

My first Akatsuki fic. Sorry if I didn't get the characters portrayed correctly. Just let me know so I can improve, and yes, they are all alive. Especially Deidara, who has the most awesomest hair ever!

A/N #1: Seeing as Itachi smirks arrogantly and then glares and Hns, it's like he's acting like Itachi.. or actually, like Sasuke... whatever.