Naruto is extremely unlikely to ever be owned by me. Or anyone else besides Masahi Kishimoto
Pairings: KonanPein
Diary of the Unknown
"Next up is.." Tobi said.
"WHO?" Kisame, Deidara and Zetsu(White) asked.
"KONAN-CHAN!" Screamed Tobi, and bam, everyone turned to stare at the Kunoichi.
"Great, Torture time." She muttered under her breath, sitting down on the chair.
"Itachi-san, you go first!" Tobi screeched, leaving everyone partially deaf. And extremely annoyed.
"Hn." Was all the Uchiha could grunt out before continuing, "Konan, did you ever fuck anyone?"
"No." Muttered Konan, her cheeks flaming up.
"True?" Tobi asked, as Konan blushed an even deeper red. A red that could rival Hinata's.
"Just. Keep. asking. Dammit." Konan gritted through clenched teeth.
"Sheeshie. Deidara-sempai, you're next!" screamed Tobi in Deidara's ear, causing the blonde to jock punch Tobi. A few of the Akatsuki winced, and Konan was trying very hard not to burst out laughing at the sight of Uchiha Madara getting punched in the balls by a 20 year old blonde.
"Konan, woud you ever sleep with anyone in Akatsuki, unn?" Deidara asked boredly.
"Ano.... Eto..... A-Ano... Hai." Stuttered out Konan in a small voice. /Sheesh, what is it with guys and sex?/ she asked herself.
"WHO?" A few people asked(Mainly Hidan, Kisame and Zetsu blanc)
"Can't answer that. It has to be a True or False answer." Konan said smugly.
"Busu(1)." Muttered the Akatsuki, glaring. (Busu means old bitch in Japanese)
"So, Konan, are your abilities limited to paper ninjutsu?" Pein asked.
"No." Konan answered, giving Pein a 'I owe you big time!' glance.
"Konan-chan, would you ever do it with Pein?" asked Tobi lastly.
Everyone had taken turns asking the Kunoichi questions, and after 10 minutes of recovering from Deidara's ill intented punch, Tobi asked Konan the one question that made her heart stop beating, then resume at a fast pace, her cheeks to turn a previously unknown shade of dark red. She felt a few beads of sweat emerge on her pale skin, and her mouth to grow dry.
"An-ano.... Wata-watashi.... P-pein-sama.... it.. et-eto...." Konan whispered in a quiet voice. Everyone stared at her, their eyes wide(Or in a few cases, normal) Pein looked at her curiously, even he didn't know the answer.
"YES." Konan spoke quickly and loudly, and instantly regretted her stubborness. Everyone was looking from her, to Pein. Then back again.
"YOU ASSHOLES! I HATE ALL OF YOU!" Konan shouted, running, grabbing her journal, and she ran away, her tears mixing with the ever present rain of Amagakure.
Dear Diary,
Today I admitted to wanting to sleep with Pein. Stupid Tobi, stupid stubborness, stupid.. stupid everyone! I love Pein with all my heart, and now it's probably all ruined. My love of me life hates me. GODDAMMIT!!! Fuck, fuck, fuck! '
Putting away her journal, she ran into the nearest hotel, and with a glare, the innkepper lead her towards a luxury room. Being 'God's Angel' did have it's many perks.
TBC
My first Akatsuki fic. PLEASE LEAVE ME SUGGESTIONS!!!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!! I'LL EVEN THROW IN ANY AKATSUKI PLUSHIE YOU WANT! EVEN DEIDARA AND ITACHI!!!! LOL
Sorry if I didn't get the characters portrayed correctly.
Just let me know so I can improve, and yes, they are all alive.
Especially Deidara, who has the most awesomest hair ever! And eyeliner... KAWAII!! (Half fangirl)