Chapter 2
A/N: I don't own Inuyasha blah blah blah. Enjoy!
Kagome awoke to find herself on the floor, leaning against her bed. Huh? How did I end up like this? Kagome thought, and why am I holding tessaiga? Kagome rose to find Inuyasha and return his sword. She dizzied and wobbled as the floor seemed so far away, like she was taller or something. Looking down, she realized she was in Inuyasha's clothes. Her blood turned cold. What the…what is going on here? She ran toward a mirror. OH…MY…GOD…her mind raced, her heart stopped. In the mirror, a pair of golden eyes set in a stern face surrounded by silver hair stared back at her.
Inuyasha felt himself waking up, but felt strangely still exhausted, like when he was a human. He snuggled into the soft blankets thrown over him. When did I end up in Kagome's bed? Inuyasha wondered, but was too tired to really care. He rolled onto his stomach and felt…what the? Inuyasha's mind tripped over something. His chest…something felt different lying this way than usual. He reached up to touch his chest and froze when he felt something soft and round. He snapped open his eyes and threw back the covers. Some one had put him in Kagome's nightclothes! How on earth do they fit me? Inuyasha thought absently as he reached to feel his chest again. His heart galloped when he felt two large round things on his chest. Panic filled him and he looked inside Kagome's nightshirt to see…BREASTS? Inuyasha sprung from the bed and ran toward the door just in time to run into…himself.
"Give me back my body!" screamed the Inuyasha body.
"You're one to talk! Whoever you are-" Inuyasha stopped. His voice…sounded like Kagome's. He pushed the Inuyasha out of his way and ran toward the bathroom to find the mirror. Already knowing what he was going to see, Inuyasha bounded into the bathroom and found the mirror. I was right, he thought, I'm in Kagome's body. As if to rub it in, Kagome's body reacted in a most human manner, meaning Inuyasha dizzied and fainted.
Kagome followed herself into the bathroom and watched her body faint. She realized what was going on. Somehow, she and Inuyasha had switched bodies. She lifted her body and carried it back to her room. Strange…I never knew I was this light, Kagome thought as she placed herself on her bed. She went to the bathroom and returned with a wet rag. She rubbed it across her body's face. Kagome was confused at how she managed to remain less panicked. After some time, she realized it was because Inuyasha's body was only half human. His body was so different. She sniffed the air and felt Inuyasha's body warm as a sweet fragrance overwhelmed his nose. What is that? Kagome wondered and followed it until she was smelling her body lying on the bed. That's what I smell like? She smiled, I smell good!
Inuyasha stirred at the feeling of something wet on his face. He opened his eyes to see himself staring into his eyes with a worried expression.
"Try to stay calm. I don't want you to give my body a heart attack," said the Inuyasha. Wait, did he just say, "My body"? Is that…could it be… Kagome?! Inuyasha gasped, "Kagome?" he said, disgusted at how his-well, Kagome's-voice trembled.
"Yeah, it's me," she smiled, "we got switched around, huh?" Inuyasha blinked over and over. He would never get used to seeing his face expressed so…Kagome-like. It was weird talking to himself, even though he knew it was Kagome.
"H-how?" He tried to sit up; Kagome's body was even weaker than his human one!
"I don't know. We'll just have to figure that out and get changed back."
"You're damn right!" Inuyasha rose from Kagome's bed and a giggled escaped him. He was so small. Everything in the room seemed bigger than usual.
"What?" Said Kagome. She watched him make her body jump and spin around in circles and plop on the floor.
"Your body is so small. I can't do anything in it!" He laughed, "Look, I can only jump this high." Inuyasha hopped around. After a while he stopped, panting, "You get tired so fast!" he sagged against the wall. Kagome twitched.
"Yeah well, you're weird too!" She said, unsure of how to insult him. Honestly, his body was super cool. She thought of something, "Oh, and don't even try to lie to me about my scent again, ok? I smell amazing." Kagome smiled triumphantly when she saw her face blush and Inuyasha said, "Keh!" Somehow, it only sounded cute in Kagome's little voice and Inuyasha scowled even more.
"Don't make my face frown so much! You'll give me wrinkles!" Kagome complained. Inuyasha stuck her own tongue out at her. Presently, Kagome thought of something. She drew tessaiga.
"Don't you worry, Inuyasha! I'll protect you!" She said, giggling with delight as the sword grew into an enormous weapon. Inuyasha gawked.
"H-hey! Put that away!" he said, reaching for the sword. Kagome laughed and deftly leapt out of the way. "I don't think so!" She taunted. Inuyasha tried to growl, but with Kagome's voice it only sounded hilarious. This caused Kagome to fall over laughing which gave Inuyasha the chance he needed to retrieve tessaiga.
"Sit boy!" Kagome said just as he reached the sword. They froze and blinked several times. Nothing happened. Kagome tensed with fear when she noticed an evil grin spreading across her body's face.
"Inuyasha…you wouldn't…I-I'm sorry," said Kagome, backing away slowly, "really-"
"SIT!" Inuyasha yelled with a smirk.
SMACK! A force unlike anything she had ever faced hurled Inuyasha's body into the floor with bone shattering power. Pain. She tried to breathe in, but the wind was knocked out of her. It was dizzying.
"Now you know how it feels," her own voice hissed in her ear. Kagome could hear that someone approached the bottom of the stairs.
"Kagome! The bath is ready!" called Kagome's mom. Inuyasha snapped to attention, then smiled.
"Coming, mother!" Inuyasha called back, gasping with laughter.
"Inuyasha! No!" Kagome seethed from her place on the floor, "Don't you even DARE!" Inuyasha just laughed and skipped from the room. As soon as the charm wore off, she bounded to the bathroom, only to have her mother slam the door in her face.
"Really, Inuyasha! What kind of mother do you think I am?"
Kagome's jaw dropped. Inuyasha! You are such a pervert! She thought before stomping away to her room. After some time, Inuyasha walked in with a towel wrapped around Kagome's body. Kagome sprung up from the bed.
"Alright, shut your-I mean, my- eyes!" She said as she reached for the towel. She already had her clothes laid out.
"It's too late Kagome," Inuyasha said, "I already saw it all."
"I don't care! Close your-I mean-you know what I mean! Close your damn eyes!" She said, removing the towel. Inuyasha obeyed with a, "Humph!" and Kagome began to dress her body. When she got to the lower half, she paused.
"Inuyasha! You didn't shave my legs?"
"What? What do you mean?" He looked down at Kagome's legs after he felt that Kagome had put her underwear on her body.
"You're supposed to shave your legs if you're a girl!" Kagome said, exasperated.
"How was I supposed to know?" Inuyasha felt her legs. "They feel smooth to me."
"You would think that," Kagome sighed, "Come on. I'll have to do it for you."
A/N: Is it hard to understand? Let me know! Thanks for reading!