Figuring it out…
Everyone stopped as an eerie glow emitted from the pond. Gaara, Sasuke, Lee, Orochimoro, Zetzu, Tobi, and Kiba all stepped forward to see what in the world was happening to the unlucky seven who fell into the glow.
The first to come out of the pond was Neji….or some of it looked like Neji, Lee soon went to assist. The next to surface was Kisame, but once again he was very different…and once again his loyal friend Zetzu came to his side. Kakashi and Shino were the next to come out, and they easily accepted the help from both Tobi and Kiba. Naruto and Itachi were the next to come out…and surprisingly Sasuke helped Naruto, for unknown reasons, and Gaara, sensing there was something wrong, help Itachi up. The last to come out was Pein, who was quickly helped, to his own dismay, by Orochimoro.
A deep silence fell over everyone, no one talked, no one moved, and no one seemed to breathe. (But everyone knows that if they stopped breathing this story would be over…)
"I now pronounce you man and wife!" A gentle voice suddenly rang out, as if the voice came from the pond itself.
"What do you mean?? We're all…" The usually confident leader's voice trailed off as he heard the new high pitch to it. "What in the world is going on?!?!"
The snake holding Pein's hand smiled, "I'm not sure…but I'm not complaining…" He hissed, now taking note of the leader's new appearance.
Soon all the 'couples' were looking at each other, shortly followed by everyone who fell into the pond letting out screams of absolute horror.
"What is this?!?!?" Sasuke cried looking at his older bro—sister.
Yes…it seemed evident at that moment…everyone who fell into the pond…was now…well…a woman. To put it shortly, and now…most of the people there were…married??? (Thanks to the Goddess of Love)
"Wait…" The older of the two raven haired brothers muttered. "What do you mean…married?"
The pond glowed once again. "You did not know love…and so…I found you love…all of you are married to the one you hold hands with."
There was a scream, then a thud as the Leader of Akatsuki realized who she was married to, and then fainted, dead away.
Soon the Goddess spoke again, "I have also gotten you all a house…they are all very close."
One key was given to each couple. And soon they were all on their way…