Note: Haven't updated in a while 'cuz of school's Lunar Show and finals. The results were mostly good and most people liked it. I achieved a few things on my own:
1. B-boy moves! Yes, those 'handstands' you see breakdancers do in the middle of their dancing. I can't do anything on one hand yet, but I can do a couple moves on my hands and hold them for a short time.
2. 'Through the Fire and Flames' by DragonForce. I can play the intro of it now after standing there with someone else's guitar and plucking random notes. Figured out the notes in no time. It hurts my arm to play as fast as DragonForce though.
3. One-handed cartwheels, several in a row. Within a few months I'll be doing them with no hands.
4. I finally got a reborn on my character on KyraMS. My paladin, Azura, rebirthed as a night lord. Next he'll be rebirthing as a dark knight. One reborn is nothing though, you need at least 15 to be significantly strong on KyraMS. ADD ME!
5. I drew 3 of my KyraMS characters, Azura, Melleara, and Kiko, without making them look like hideous radiation/car accident victims.
Finals were good (except for science), and I finished the first semester of 10th grade with more than a grade point average of more than a 4.0 for the first time ever. I'm not smart/gifted at all, I just try hard.
I bet most of you have more amazing achievements, like your writing for example. Or you're really smart? Or composing music? Or you can draw? I can do a lot of things, but suck at all of them...sad.
HOW TO MAKE AN AWESOME MAPLESTORY STORY (continued from the first chapter)
1. Make LONG chapters. (OMG YOUR NEWEST CHAPTER OF PWNZ0RZ MAPLE GAWDS WAS 1384633264353 WORDS LONG BUT IT WAS SO AWESOME I DROOLED ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD AND MY EYES ARE FALLING OUT BUT I DON'T CARE!! UPDATE PL0X!! EARLY CONGRATS ON YOUR STORY REACHING 2,000,000,000,000 words!)
2. Make original attacks, or even more, original weapons. ("Random Blaster!" the archmage necromancer shouted, waving his Randomness from Boredom wand, which was just a plain wooden branch snapped off a tree with 100-foot pink girly ribbons taped to it. The ribbons were constantly ran over by green snails and ripped at by other monsters, but the necromancer didn't care.)
3. Make your own language and say it's the language of another species. ("Gwinzadiy strona kerto haiiken la glowrna faidyle ashiriien BGWKJGFLAGYGFAYKYGFAHDJLKAHF:LSAASAJKDFHSJKFHLSJKHAJHFS!! BAWK BAWK BAWK!!" screamed the dwarf man who was about to be blown up because someone had strapped a bomb to him. "That means 'death to all who have tried to kill me or take my mezarz', and I couldn't understand the rest," translated the person who had strapped the bomb to the victim to the people who had gathered to watch the dwarf man be blown up.)
4. Make your own fancy guilds with creative names that are more than just a group of people...they do things! (Dear diary: Last night, my guild WeAreVerySmexy discussed how we would kill the evil necromancer guild, HawtNecros4Eva, by throwing ugly people in their faces. WeAreVerySmexy is now on a mission! Yay! We are the organization of hot pros who kill necromancers! We meet once a week on the roof of our last's victim's house. There are about 90 of us so far, so people keep falling off the roofs. Be careful!)
5. For your main character(s), make him/her really vivid, dynamic, and unique-looking to stand out. (Lala was the hottest guy that existed in Khaini. He was a level 85 marauder with purple hair and red eyes and could kill a crimson balrog with the help of his retarded comrades. He was so tall and attractive and smelled so good, girls would literally throw themselves at his window at night, therefore breaking their ugly faces. Lala's personality was that he was really concieted and liked to shout a lot, drawing lots of attention. His favorite thing to shout out, which he would sometimes shriek (like a girl) randomly in a crowded place was 'I PWN AND OWN!!!!! YAAHHHHH!!!')
6. Make fantasy-based, unique names. (Hi, and welcome to my fanfiction! My name is Freako Biggbeh Lee, and in my opinion I'm one of the best warriors ever, even though I'm only level 10 and can't get past that. My dad's name is Iams Mel Lee. My mom's name is Meetu Annug Lee! My awesome best friends are Konsteepaye Shiunn and Sennsaye Shiunn. They're brothers, but are very different.)
7. Make catchy titles that aren't too obvious. (Let's see, the protagonist's name is Flatchoo Linse...should I name the story Flatchoo Linse? Or should I name it The Stink that Destroyed All Maplers? No, too obvious. Or how about All Maplers Suck Except Flatchoo Linse! ? Perfect!)
8. Put in some EMOTION, maybe even some ROMANCE since most Maplers don't do that. (After trying to fight necromancers in Kerning City for 5 hours, Corin wrote a letter to the boy she loved. It went: Dear Kiko, the love I feel for you is like an undying fire that threatens to burn me to a crisp until I float lifeless at your door, dead and black. My soul yearns for you like a fat man yearns for food. I haven't changed my clothes in 10 days because you accidentaly touched them. I wish to walk through beautiful fields with you with my hand in yours--I promise I will have actually washed my hands first. I love you like how the level 7 noobs love to make fun of me like I'm younger than them at Henesys Hunting Ground. You are so beautiful with your enchanting amethyst eyes and supermodel's body, I'm surprised the boys haven't turned into rabid homosexuals and fallen in love with you, the best hermit in MapleStory. Best wishes to my love, Corin. I will love you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Omg....Kristian 'Kiko' Ardenia 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
9. Make some supporting characters have very interesting, and often dark pasts. ("You think I am happy now...just because I'm the person who runs around screaming 'BE HAPPY!!!" 24/7...just because I'm always smiling even if you throw rocks at me....but did you know I have a horrible past? Yes....I once lived in a house in which my family beat me up everyday so badly my whole body was bruise-colored....lol. They threw crap at me every day...literally crap...lol...do not ask me where 'lol' came from...")
10. Write parodies of your stories once they become really well-known. (This is my parody of my fanfiction, that really awesome Maple epic that got 50 reviews in 5 chapters about that really kick-ass dragon knight guy with long hair.... There was once a guy whose hair was so long like a girl's, he could strangle people with it. Especially girls who were really attracted to him and didn't realize they were being strangled because they were quite heavy with desire once they were that close to him. Not only could he strangle people with his hair (he could but he never did it), he could also command his tiny dog to bite enemies. He had enemies, mostly male enemies, because he kept stealing their girlfriends.)
(Note: This is the beginning of a fanfiction I was about to write before I found out script form wasn't allowed, so I'll just stick it in this mainly-non-script fanfic. It's supposed to be a parody of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Couldn't continue it.)
Two households, both alike in dignity in fair Khaini, where we lay our scene…. A pair of star-crossed noob lovers….WHAT WILL THEY DO? Read to find out. A Maple PLAY!!
BACKDROP: a training ground in Henesys. Year: 400 years ago.
CHARACTERS
BUMBLE BARNEY: a level 8 beginner
MARY SUE TELLYTUBBY: the girl BUMBLE loves, level 8 beginner
PHIPHI: the boy Mary Sue's betrothed to, level 20 gunslinger-to-be
BEETLE: Bumble's cousin, level 7 beginner
PUMPKIN: Bumble's best friend, level 9 beginner
RANDOM NOOB: a random noob, level 6 beginner
LULU: Mary Sue's cousin, level 13 swordsman
LALA: Mary Sue's other cousin, level 13 archer
KADRA: Bumble's oldest cousin, level 73 ice/lightning mage
KAT: Mary Sue's oldest cousin, level 71 marauder
RANDOM GM: A random, stupid GM who doesn't do anything
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PROLOGUE
Enter narrator, stands at center stage in a spotlight, with the backdrop of a Henesys training ground.
NARRATOR: Two households, both alike in dignity in fair MapleStory, where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-crossed---
RANDOM NOOB enters, running, stage right.
RANDOM NOOB: Eeeww, loins! Rhymes with groins! Hahaha…get off stage, old fart. And don't even mention the stars in front of me ever again! (Kicks NARRATOR)
NARRATOR: O-o-o-oww! Okay, fine, I'll leave—WHAT HERE SHALL MISS, OUR TOIL WILL STRIVE TO MEND---ack! Bye-bye!
NARRATOR runs off stage left, howling in pain.
RANDOM NOOB: Yup, we got a story for you Maplers there! The first play in a long time. Enjoy, if you will, and if you will not, I'll have myself hung.
RANDOM NOOB walks offstage, right.
SCENE 1
LULU and LALA enter stage left.
LULU: No, please, we are NOT training on green mushrooms.
LALA: On my word, I think it's time for a good challenge.
LULU: A good challenge to you is anything that seeks to blow up my head.
LALA: Oh look, the place with green mushrooms is empty!
LULU: Hmm, the better to torture me with less people killing the monsters.
LALA: (begins to kill the green mushrooms, LULU just watches)
LULU: Oh no, here come the Barnees.
LALA: Whatever, I don't care. Double Shot!
Enter PUMPKIN and KADRA, stage right
PUMPKIN: Oh, what bad fate, we must land into the Tellytubbys! Although the stars don't show yet, I can see how misaligned and cursed they are.
KADRA: Shut your mouth about the stars. Don't be so corny. Ignore those two ugly brat girls.
PUMPKIN: You'll to have wound me severely to take my attention away from their filth. (runs up to Lulu and Lala) Hey, missy, watch out!
LALA: Double Shot! (she misses)
PUMPKIN: Such bad accuracy, have we? Well, I think it's time for you to learn what good accuracy is like!
LALA: I think I have it enough! (shoots Pumpkin and gets him in the arm)
PUMPKIN: Hidden underneath layers of noobiness, maybe.
LALA: Noobiness is the word for you.
PUMPKIN: To hell with you!
KADRA: Let's get out of here. I don't think we need to exchange useless words of anger between us anymore.
(KADRA exits stage left, dragging PUMPKIN.)
PUMPKIN: Aaaaaah! One day, something bad will happen! Curse you stupid people! You sausagewallets!
LALA: Sausagewallet yourself. Mwuahahaha.
PUMPKIN: And you dare shatter my perfect manhood with that foul word?
LALA: What manhood do you have, little girl?
KADRA: EVERYONE, SHUT THE HELL UP!
Pumpkin and Kadra exit stage left.
LULU: I swear, one day I shall take their ugly boys and pound them into dung. Then I'll take their pretty ones and chain them up to be fed to the dogs.
LALA: Ah, let's see if they'll disturb us again. Those sausagewallets.
IDEAS FOR MAPLESTORY CONTEST FICS (inspired by Gonrod's Survivor and Pokeshipper99's Fanfiction Superstars fics)
THESE ARE JUST FOR FUN, I KNOW NO ONE MADE CHARACTERS THAT COULD DO THIS....
WTF????WHO THE HELL WOULD ACTUALLY DO THIS SHIT??!?!?
1. Dancing with the Maplers (really lame) Random maplers from various fics have 'dance-offs' to different genres of dance, such as hip-hop, tango, and blah?
2. MapleStory's Next Top Model: Two characters from each fic, male or female, participate in various photography challenges such as couple shots, nude shots (jk), emotional shots, historical pics, advertisements, photographing other people.... You choose what you're doing with the given theme. Not just a contest of looks, but of photography and smexiness (kinda) and expressing yourself. Really horrible description...
3. Fear Factor: MapleStory: Remember that old show in which contestants had to do those yucky stunts such as hanging 1000 feet above the ground or eating bugs? Let's see who's character can hold on the longest and eat the most bugs! I could probably write this one. Who's the most determined guy or girl of them all? LOLLLLLL..... The prize is 500 mil.
REALLY STUPID MAPLESTORY FANFIC CHALLENGE--REALLY REALLY WEIRD
Write a one-shot based on one of my fanfictions. If the story is complete, you must write a sequel. If they're just lists such as Congratulations, on Level Three!, then you have to add to the list of the same kind of content.
If the story is an actual written story that is chaptered, write a one-shot from another character's point of view. Or look for a time gap in the story (by time gap I mean the part in the story that jumps far ahead in time) and write a story about something that happens in that time. Do not write in first person narrative.