Kisame and Zetzu

"Are Pein and Oro still arguing?" Zetzu's black side growled.

Kisame cocked his head and, hearing muffled yelling in the background, sighed and nodded. "They'll be fighting until the end of time…unless some magical angel helps them…"

"Poor Pein-sama," the plant's pale side murmured. Gold eyes glanced away from the plant's 'love'. Zetzu finally asked the question that was on his mind. "Hey, Kisame, why are the flowers on our house purple?"

Kisame looked out a nearby window. The wheels in his mind were spinning (and suddenly one wheel broke…and he died…and this story ended…forever!!! No? ok….fine…) looking for an answer. She glanced over to her husband, then watched the wall intently, as if watching it long enough would make it do a trick. "I…" The fish started, then he stopped.

The plant sighed, and seeing that Kisame was practically begging for Zetzu to change the subject, the plant obliged. "So, just wondering…what exactly are you?"

The fish looked over at the plant, her eyes full of question. "I mean…are you…I don't know…a shark?"

The fish jumped to her feet, "Shark?! Shark?? Where? Where?!?"

Kisame ran and hid behind Zetzu, falling into a fetal position, and began to tremble slightly. Zetzu looked around for a moment before gently picking Kisame up and placing her on his lap. "There, there." His white side whispered, "There is no shark here, and if there was anything that scares you that comes here, then you don't need to worry, I'll protect you."

The fish looked up at the plant (heh…plant flower…heh….) then slowly a smile graced her lips. "Really, Zetzu? You'll protect me? Even from a shark?" (Woah…Kisame…afraid of a shark?? Who could have seen that twist coming??? I sure couldn't….ok…I lied on that last part…but…don't bug me…)

"I'll protect you from anything," Zetzu's golden eyes shown in the dim light of the room. "You know, Kisame, you're beautiful when you smile."

Kisame looked taken back for a split second, "Th-thanks. I've never been complemented before."

Zetzu sighed sadly, "I know what you mean…people always see me and think I'm a bloodthirsty monster. (and….your not?? Liar….) People are always judging me…"

"How can people be so cruel?" Kisame murmured, "You're wonderful, Zetzu."

"So are we going to keep talking like this, or are we going to do something fun?" The plant's black half hissed slyly.

Kisame suddenly got up, hit one button on a near by radio (I don't know where they got it…hmm….oh oh oh!!! Now I do!! They got it at Walmart!!) and slowly walked back to the plant. Soon Kisame led Zetzu to a bed, and just then, 'We Are Beautiful' started playing. Kisame and Zetzu laid down on the bed, and then slowly

CENSORED!!!

(Ok….rant time….before we check up on Pein and the freak…I have to get this off my chest….figuratively…why in the world are anime names so freaking stupid!!! Pein has a girl's name…Itachi means weasel…Kisame is a stupid name…along with Zetzu, Hidan, Sasori, Naruto, Sakura, oh…and here's one that is worse than all of them….someone please tell me where they got the stupid snake's name…please…google it…yahoo it…do anything…just tell me!!!...rant over…….for now)

"Hey…Pein…show me how… 'amazing' you are," The snake hissed.

Pein gave the snake a cold glare, her eyes spiraling out.

Oro wondered about her reaction for a moment, and then it hit him. "Not like that!!! I mean do a trick for me!! It's simple…"

Pein placed her hands on her hips, "What?"

Oro smirked (oh gods), "Touch your toes and spell 'run'"

Pein rolled her eyes, then bent over, easily touching her toes. "R-U…" Pein snapped back up to a stand, glaring daggers at the snake. "You sick bastard!!!"

Pein turned and stalked away and up to the second floor of the house, Oro didn't even notice…he was laughing to hard.