Kakashi and Tobi .

The completely masked ninja wandered around the 'camp', looking for one person in particular. Finally, Tobi came up to a house with pink roses. The masked ninja (aka the spaz…..sorry for all the Tobi fans out there….but still….he is a spaz) walked toward the door of the house. He gently knocked on the door. And, when he got no reply, Tobi opened the door (dun dun dun…..bad idea). "Pein-sama? Are you here? Tobi needs to talk to you."

When all Tobi got for an answer to his question was silence, he started up the stairs. Half way up the stairs Tobi heard a ear-shattering scream. "Fuck off, snake! Leave me alone!"

Tobi shot up the stairs and ran to the room that the screams were coming from, "Don't worry, Pein-sama! Tobi is coming to save you!"

Tobi burst into the room. And as soon as he saw what was in front of him, he froze. Standing there not more than five feet from was a very pissed Pein being held roughly against a wall by none other than the snake.

Tobi began to back out of the room, "Oh, Tobi is sorry, Tobi didn't know you two were getting along…Tobi thought you were still fighting each other. Tobi didn't know you were getting it on."

Pein suddenly threw the snake two the ground, and ran over to Tobi. "We. Do. Not. Like. Each. Other. We! Were! Not! Getting! It! On!" Pein snapped, shaking Tobi violently with each word spoken.

"Alright! Tobi is sorry! Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi cried out. Oro suddenly got to his feet, and stalked away from the pissed leader.

Pein suddenly sighed, "What do you want, Tobi?"

"Tobi needs advice…how does Tobi get Kakashi-chan to like him? Is Oro-sama gone?" Tobi asked innocently.

"Looks like it," Pein stated.

"Good," Tobi stated in a dark voice, "Then now is the time I must warn you, Pein. Do not even think about getting close to that snake. If he gains your trust, if he is able to persuade you, Akatsuki will be his. Do you understand?"

Pein blinked her mind confused, "Why would I want to be close to that snake, Madara-sama?"

"Just do as I say." And with that being said, the masked one turned and left the house.

Tobi silently entered his own home, where he was about to slip upstairs when all the lights came on. "Where have you been?" A voice muttered.

Tobi spun around, "Tobi was a good boy! Tobi was taking care of some business."

Kakashi shifted slightly, "Bullshit, where were you?"

Tobi did his best not to sound 'hurt', "But…but….Tobi is a good boy! Tobi needed to talk to Pein-sama! Tobi wanted to join Akatsuki…and Tobi wanted to see if he was a good boy…and if he could join!" Tobi squealed the last part. And, before Kakashi could say anything, Tobi was hugging her like there was no tomorrow. "Tobi is telling the truth! Tobi would never do something bad!"

"And so you try to join Akatsuki?" Kakashi hissed. She shoved Tobi off, and turned to go back upstairs, "You're a S-ranked ninja, you kill for fun, you try to capture the bijuu, you have no real morals what-so-ever, you would kill your partners if they no longer suit your needs, Tobi is a good boy my fucking ass!"

(Into Tobi's mind we go:

"Shit….she's on to me!"

and now moving on)

And with that all being said, Kakashi started to leave. "Kakashi," A cold voice hissed, "Where do you think you're going?"

Kakashi froze, (into Kakashi's mind "Fuck…I know that voice, but…impossible!")

(Random note…whoever said 'impossible is nothing' has never tried to slam a revolving door…)

Kakashi turned back to the completely masked ninja. "Y-you…sound…familiar. Too familiar."

Tobi's head cocked to the side, "Do you really remember that much? You surprise me, Teme."

(You know….we could end this right now…and pissed everyone who is actually reading this off…but…) Kakashi's eyes widened, "You! You're…"

"Dead?" Tobi smirked (No one could see his smirk but uhh…moving on.) mockingly, "true, I did die at one point, but if it wasn't for the fact that I was given Madara's power, I wouldn't be here."

"W-wait, his power?" Kakashi stiffened slightly.

"Yep! All of it!" An innocent voice chirped, "But don't worry, Kakashi, Tobi won't hurt you, Tobi is a good boy…don't ya think? Plus, if anyone finds out about this…I'll know the source…and Tobi's not afraid of killing the source."