Female Frenzy
Two weeks had passed, and still no on e could figure out how to turn the poor ninjas back to their original forms. Some of them had learned to cope with the change…others didn't. (A/N huh I wonder which couple I mean…) (Did you find the answer?) (If you laughed and thought of Pein/Oro…you get a virtual cookie of your choice!!) (claps)
Ironically enough the main character of this anime hasn't been mentioned too much…let us check in on our favorite blonde idiot…and Sasuke.
"What the hell do you mean, bastard!! First you treat me like shit, then you run off to that snake, you put a hole in my chest…and you want me to do what with you?!" A pissed Naruto screamed.
Sasuke looked taken back, but soon collected himself. He wasn't used to girls denying him what he wanted. "Well, since my fist ambition has no need to be fulfilled, I decided to look to my second. You were there when I listed them as a genin."
Lately, Sasuke and Itachi were able to put aside their family differences and become close yet again. (A/N not like that, fangirls…) Sasuke has been found out to be a very protective brother.
Before Naruto even had a chance to make another comeback, Sakura walked through the door. "Sasuke, stop trying to get laid by Naruto." She turns to Naruto before continuing. "Oh, Naruto, your hermit friend wanted me to give you this letter…something about wanting to know if you now look like your sexy-no-jutsu…if I were you I wouldn't answer him."
Naruto shivered as she took the letter, "Hey, Sakura, who all actually came with you?" Sasuke asked, sitting on the floor next to Naruto, and waiting for Sakura to do the same.
She quickly followed his example, "Well, me, Konan, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata. We couldn't find many more who were willing to come to help with this strange event…" (A/N I wrote this way too late…I can't remember any more girls…)
There was a knock, followed very soon by a click as Gaara and Itachi walked through the front door. "Sasuke, are you home?"
A smirk appeared on Sasuke's face as Naruto read the letter, "Living room, 'Tachi!"
Sakura snickered as Naruto paled while he finished the letter. Sakura no longer had a crush on Sasuke, and had managed to form a nice sister-like relationship with Naruto. Gaara and Itachi soon wandered into the living room, Gaara had his arm wrapped around Itachi's waist. As soon as Sasuke looked up to greet his sister, he jumped to his feet.
"GET YOUR HAND OFF MY SISTER, FREAK!!" Sasuke yelled, glaring at Gaara as his eyes turned red.
Gaara looked Sasuke up and down, "It's not like there is anything I haven't already touched, bitch."
Itachi quickly stepped between the two ninja, "Stop, both of you…I have news!!"
Yells outside snapped everyone out of their thoughts. There was a click, then the slamming of a door. Soon after, Pein stalked into the room. "If anyone hears knocking…don't answer the door."
"Relationship problems?" Sakura asked, smiling sweetly, and nervously at the great Leader of Akatsuki.
Pein's eyes seemed to spiral out as she revealed her most threatening weapon, "I'll kill him!"
Sakura stood and placed her hand on Pein's right shoulder. "You'll get used to him…who are you married to, Pein-chan?"
At that moment everyone but Sakura and Pein seemed to find themselves very interested in the moving of their fingers. Pein's eyes were like a core of a flame, "That snake!! The bastard who wanted to kill me when I was to young to fight for myself! The one person who left my organization!!"
Sakura gasped, "He's straight?"
Pein growled, knocking Sakura's hand away, "I still don't believe it!" Pein then turned to Itachi, "You wouldn't want to trade lovers would you?"
Itachi sadly smiled, "Afraid not, Leader."
The front door was suddenly broken down, swiftly Oro walked to Pein's side, "What's this meeting for?"
"Everyone listen!" Itachi called changing the subject, and taking Gaara by the hand. "I'm pregnant!"
"You raped my sister?!" Sasuke screamed.
"It was willing," Gaara corrected. Sasuke looked to Itachi, who nodded. All at once, Sasuke fainted, Naruto and Sakura started dancing around Itachi, Oro tried to kiss Pein, but was easily thrown off my the changed leader.
Pein and Itachi's eyes met. Now was a Do-or-Die moment for Itachi, would her leader accept this?
Pein raised one eye brow, "Holy Shit, Dude…"