Right, well here is the next chapter, I actually managed to get it out rapidly :O

As I said before, It starts right where the last chapter left off, with a lemon. I tried to do my best but I'm still very new to lemons so, I hope you like it. I tried is all I can say.

Almost 10,000 words, trying to make up for my lack of updates still lol, hope yall enjoy it.

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For having absolutely no knowledge on the land of kissing, Naruto sure caught on quickly, before long they had deepened the kiss and parted their moves. Their tongues danced and battled, roaming from one mouth to another, in a seemingly never ending duel of passion and lust.

Though, as with all good things the kiss was forced to break as they ran out of breath. Fortunately the good things were just starting to happen, they looked into the others eyes, and found what they wanted, love, and at this particular moment, lust. Anko pulled the sleeves of her trench coat off and shrugged the blood stained cloth from shoulders, it slid down her back and onto the ground. She quickly reached down and grabbed the elastic band of her fishnet shirt and pulled it up over her head, leaving her upper body completely bare.

Naruto stared at her for a moment as blood rushed to his face, and elsewhere, "You're beautiful"

Anko waited for a moment, then got frustrated "Well, you gonna sit their and look at them or are you gonna do something? I'm not doing all the work you know"

Naruto, suddenly understanding what she wanted him to do, moved. He leaned forward a bit and slowly moved his hands, starting at her hips, and sliding slowly up her sides, across her flat, toned stomach, and finally, up just a bit more, to her perfect breasts. Naruto moved his hands slowly over them, squeezing them slightly in his hands, which drew a soft moan from Anko that told him exactly what she wanted. His will stood strong though, no point in skipping the start, why rush to the finish, this was no race.

He continued his ministrations of slowly massaging her breasts in his hands, they were a good size, and filled his large hands perfectly, and they were perky. As far as Naruto could tell they were perfect.

He leaned forward in further and took her right nipple into his mouth, gently sucking on her nipple and slowly rolling his tongue around her it, which quickly hardened in the warm confines of his mouth, all the while not forgetting about it's twin, Naruto gently rubbed her left breast, while rolling her nipple gently between his forefinger and thumb, the combined ministrations incited another deep moan from the Kunoichi, and she suddenly jumped up off of him.

Naruto, thinking he did something wrong started to apologize "Are you ok? Did I do something wrong, or badly?"

Anko shivered with the sudden coldness of the open air on her nipples "No, damn it, You're too good! I can't take it any more! Clothes, lose em, now!"

Naruto, not wanting to endure the wrath of the half naked Kunoichi, jumped up and started to lose his clothes, he took his trench coat off and let fall to the ground, he quickly unzipped and pulled off his vest and tossed it to the side, then reached down and pulled his shirt up over his head. He went to take off his belt when he noticed it was already gone, and in Anko's hands 'How the hell did she do that? I didn't even feel it'

He didn't think about it long and quickly took off his pants, followed by his black boxers, leaving Naruto standing there, with everything out and swingin' Naruto waved his hand in front of Anko's face, who's eyes were glued to, well not his face "Hello, earth to Anko, I do believe you are now the overdressed one"

Naruto snapped his fingers and Anko snapped out of her trance and nodded "Oh, yeah...right" she quickly reached down and slid her mini skirt down her legs and stepped out of it, then took off a

black thong revealing the fact that her hair was, in fact, natural, and Naruto made a face "Well, I'm sure that that is very comfortable to fight in"

Anko smirked "Actually, the breeze is quite nice in a long hot fight, now enough small talk, it's business time" Anko crossed the campsite before Naruto saw that she moved, and he was on his back, on the ground before he knew what happened. Anko was on him in a second, she straddled his waist and looked to him "Well Naru-kun, I do imagine this is your first time?" Naruto nodded "Well don't worry, I've done this before, though...not with anyone quite so...equipped"

Anko wrapped her fingers around Naruto's girth and started to stroke him for his whole length, Naruto reveled in the feeling of her remarkably gentle hands stroking him. Boy, things hadn't even gotten good yet!

Anko slowly lifted her self up off of his waist, and trailed his head slowly down her abdomen, through her trail of plum colored pubic hair, right down to the forbidden garden itself, and fuck the apple, Naruto was taking the whole tree! (Note- crappy joke)

Anko guided him to her entrance, glistening from Naruto's earlier efforts, and gently lowered herself slightly, so his tip was inside her. Both she and Naruto moaned, Naruto because she was incredibly tight, Anko because he was incredibly large. Once the first moment of shock passed Anko slowly lowered herself all the way, burying Naruto's entire length into herself, they sat there for a moment, reveling in the feeling of being so utterly full, and being squeezed so incredibly tight. Then Anko slowly raised herself up, until just the head was in her, then slid all the way back down again, until the two colors of plum and blond clashed and meshed. She continued doing that for a few moments, and the pleasure quickly began to rise for both parties.

Naruto felt he should try doing something, anything was better then him lying there like a corpse. So he readied himself and waited, and as Anko started to drop the next time, he thrust upwards and crammed himself all the way into her, Anko gasped in both pain and pleasure at the unexpected thrust, and she growled at Naruto, in a way that was anything but mean.

"Finally, now that you're 'broken in' we can get really going, and get this party roaring! Now, all you have to do is time your up thrusts with my downward ones, and we're cookin with gas.(Again, my bad attempts at humor) Think you can handle that, you big bad Shinobi?"

Naruto nodded dumbly in response and Anko began to lift herself off of him again, but more quickly now. Naruto caught on quickly and thrust up into her as she dropped down on him and they both gasped again, and continued quickly gaining a rhythm and the steady sound of flesh on flesh could be heard throughout the campsite.

After a few minutes of their well times efforts Naruto felt himself getting close "Mmm...Anko Nmmph, I'm getting ,Mmmph, really close"

Anko nodded "Mmmm, me too N-Naru-kun, just let it all go, thanks to Tsunade-sama we have a birth control jutsu"

Naruto nodded in response and lifted his hands back up to her breasts and began to fondle and caress them again, not forgetting to spend extra attention to her nipples. The added attention to her breasts brought Anko increasingly close to orgasm, and after another minute or so of going at it, she lost it "Oh Kami, I-I'm Cumming!" She screamed, she froze in mid thrust and clenched up on Naruto and the floodgates opened, her fluids gushed out over Naruto and out onto his crotch. The added pressure, and the convulsions of her inner muscles drove Naruto over the edge and he slammed up into her with one final push and grunted, spurt after spurt fired away and filled her to and beyond the point. Anko felt absolutely amazing, that was easily the best orgasm she had ever had, and it despite her want for more, her body was finished, exhausted from the days earlier happenings and long time traveling, she collapsed onto Naruto's chest, and before he even knew it she was cutely snoring on his chest.

Naruto smiled at her and kissed her on the forehead and pulled his trench coat over the two of them and drifted off to sleep himself.

Okay, lemons over, the kids can come back to play.

The next morning Naruto woke before Anko, he was slightly surprised to find a sleeping, naked Anko pressed to his chest, then the memories of the night before came rushing back through his mind. He picked up Anko's sleeping form and she snuggled cutely into his chest.

Naruto carried her to a small stream that was near their camp site and he gently shook her in his arms to wake her, she opened her eyes slowly and looked up at him "What's up?" she asked groggily

Naruto smiled down at her "I figured we could use a good cleaning. Especially after what we did last night, so we're at a stream, so brace yourself, you're gonna be very awake, very soon"

Anko merely shrugged him off and snuggled back into his chest, Naruto shook his head "You'll regret it" He slowly walked into the stream, it wasn't nearly as cold as he expected, but it wasn't any hot tub. Once he got deep enough in, he let his legs buckled below him and he dropped into the water, with Anko in his arms.

The second she hit the water she screamed and instinctively lashed out, and back handed Naruto in the face, He groaned and let go of her and she stood up and glared at him "What the hell was that for?"

Naruto glared back "I told you we were at the stream, and to brace yourself, you didn't have to crack me in the face!"

Anko's glare faded and she looked slightly sheepish "Sorry about that, but still, I was asleep! and you drop me in a river? That's not the best way to get on my good side"

Now Naruto looked sheepish "Sorry about that, I thought it was a good idea at first, I figured surprise wake up, good. Bathing together, also good. Finally, I get to see your nipples all perky, extra good"

Anko narrowed her eyes slightly at him and grinned "You still could have left out the 'surprise' from the wake up"

Naruto smiled "Hehe, I suppose, to late to do anything about it now though, eh? I guess lets just get cleaned up, dressed and get going huh?"

Anko nodded and the two got cleaned up and fooled around in the stream, not necessarily in that order. they later emerged from the river and scampered back to their campsite to get dressed, when they encountered a slight problem.

"You mean you didn't bring a spare trench coat?" Naruto asked

Anko shrugged "I didn't think it would get so bloody"

Naruto shook his head in disbelief "Even so, it's the majority of your clothing, how do you not bring a spare? Hell I don't even need mine and I bring a spare, which I guess you can use if you want" Naruto took out his spare trench coat and tossed it to Anko, who put it on, sure it was way big on her, but at least it didn't drag on the ground. They finished getting ready and Naruto made a small proposition "Ok, here's a small idea, you get on my back and I carry you back, I can go a lot faster that way, we could get back in just a couple hours"

Anko shrugged "Sure why not, get back faster, and I get to ride you" she walked up behind him and jumped up and latched onto him, she swung her legs around his waist and locked them and wrapped her arms around his neck and smiled "Ok, lets go, my foxy horse"

Naruto laughed and took off towards Konoha at very high speeds, Anko was thoroughly surprised at the speed he ran at, and the fact that he was able to run like it for hours on end with no problem at all.

True to his word they arrived at Konoha a little past lunch, Anko jumped off his back while they were still out of view of the gates, but the guards still tried to give them a hard time.

"Oi, Anko, you know you're wearing his coat right? What did you guys mix up the clothes after a night of fun?" the guard asked, inciting a chuckle from the other guard.

Anko smirked "Actually no, mine got covered in blood, my wearing his coat has nothing to do with the night of wild sex"

Naruto gave a good laugh and they walked through the gates, leaving a pair of sputtering Chuunins behind them. They walked through the village, getting a heavy dose of death glares, either word traveled incredibly fast, or the fact that the demon and the snake whore were together was overloading the ignorance circuits in the villagers.

They arrived at the Hokage's office and knocked, and received a 'Come in!' in response. They walked in and stood before the Hokage.

Sarutobi was surprised when he saw Naruto walk in, he was even more surprised when Anko followed him in, wearing his trench coat. Naruto grinned "The mission was a great success Jiji, Gato and his men are dead, and his ship is even sunk. Anko killed two Chuunins and a ton a mercs, and I killed two Jounins and a ton of Mercs, and Gato."

Sarutobi's eyes widened slightly "Two Jounin, really? Did you get their names? I know it's your thing"

Naruto smirked "Of course I got their names, Haku was the first one, and Zabuza Momochi was the second one"

Sarutobi's eyes widened further "You killed Zabuza Momochi?"

Naruto took up a slight pose and said proudly "Yea, I'm just that awesome" Anko punched him playfully in the arm "He just likes to show off that he killed one of the seven swordsmen of the mist, don't you Naru-kun?"

Naruto smirked "Yep, why shouldn't I show off about it anyway Anko-chan? He could have probably defeated any of Konohas' Jounin in a one on one fight, and I beat him without getting touched"

Sarutobi quirked an eyebrow "Naru-kun? Anko-chan? Did something...happen between you two on the mission?"

Anko grinned happily "Well, you could say that we're an item now"

Sarutobi's eyes brows shot up "Really now? Well then two sets of congratulations are in order. Naruto congratulations, as per our...contract, you are now an official Jounin of Konoha, and also congratulations on your new relationship. I have a small surprise for the two of you as well"

"Surprise?" They both said in confusion.

Sarutobi nodded "Yes, this was going to be just for Anko, but seeing as how your now together, this will work just fine. The Chuunin exams are coming up in one week, I want the two of you to co-proctor the second exam together"

Anko and Naruto looked to each other and grinned "Sounds like fun, we'll do it" they said together.

Sarutobi grinned "Very well, I suppose I'll see you two in a week, and Anko I like Naruto's trench coat, it looks good on you, though maybe a little more...you sized, now you two stay out of trouble, your dismissed"

Naruto and Anko disappeared in twin plumes of smoke, Naruto had no reason to be a show off. They both reappeared in the Jounin lounge, and Anko quirked an eyebrow at Naruto "How did you get here, you've never been here before"

Naruto grinned "I followed you, your chakra trail to be specific"

Anko's eyes shot up slightly "I wasn't aware that I left one"

Naruto snickered "Most people don't know of it, and most people can't sense it, fewer can track it" It was then that they noticed they were not alone in the lounge, in fact every single Jounin sensei was present, even Maito Gai, and they were all looking at them.

Naruto looked at all the stares they were getting "What the hell are you all looking at?" he finally asked

Asuma answered for everyone else "We're looking at you, why are you here, this is the Jounin lounge, your a genin"

Naruto scoffed, "Pssh, you sir, are looking at the youngest person to ever make Jounin, I'd like a little bit more respect from my colleagues, if it's not asking to much"

Kurenai jumped up from the couch she was sitting on "So, you completed your mission then Naruto?" She had noticed Anko's trench coat, along with everyone else.

Naruto grinned "Of course we completed the mission. Me and Anko-chan completely destroyed them, poor fools never saw what hit them until it was to late and they all were doomed.

Kurenai looked to Naruto's vest and noticed no new names or marks "Well, no one knew has been added to your vest, that's good that you didn't kill anyone"

Naruto's grin changed to a smirk "No, I just haven't gotten a chance to add them all yet, Anko-chan bagged herself two Chuunins and Kami knows how many mercenaries, I bagged two Jounins and my own handful of mercenaries"

Everyone was shocked killing two Jounins on his mission wasn't something to scoff at, and Asuma decided to break the tension. "So, what's with the coat Anko, you and the kid get mixed up after a night of hot lovin?"

Naruto glanced at Asuma, and Anko grinned "Why does everyone keep asking that? No, my wearing his coat has nothing to do with the night of hot sex, mine just got bloody"

Everyone in the room face vaulted, and Kakashi decided to fix the problem "Anko, you know, the way you answered that makes it sound like you actually did have sex"

Anko smiled "Your point is...?"

Now that sent everyone for a loop and Kurenai gasped "Anko! you didn't?"

Naruto smirked, at least it was fun being around them as a Jounin "Yeah, we did, and it was so gooood" he added

With Naruto's confirmation it had officially become to much info, and the subject needed a dire changing, and Kakashi came to the rescue once again "So, Naruto You've made Jounin already huh? What are you going to do know? Besides that"

Naruto smirked "Sarutobi asked me and Anko-chan to co-proctor the exams next week, so We'll be doing that I suppose"

Kakashi's eye widened slightly "Really now, which exam?"

"Second" Naruto and Anko replied at the same time.

Asuma and Kakashi snickered "Well, you guys should do well, the second exams is all about pitting the teams against each other and getting them all rilled up, you guys will probably be great at that"

Naruto and Anko looked to each other and grinned "That so? I guess we should head out, got to plan how to startle the children, but Kurenai I have a request for you" Naruto said

Kurenai quirked an eyebrow "Really? What is it?"

"Don't let Hinata and Kiba know I'm back from my mission, tell them some kind of story about how they can take the exams without me, now that I'm a Jounin a two man cell will have no problem getting in, so could you do that for me?"

Kurenai sighed "I don't like the idea of keeping them in the dark, but fine yes I'll do it"

Naruto nodded "Thanks, I guess we'll see you all around, Anko needs a new coat and I've got names to add to my vest, so I guess we'll get out of here" Naruto threw an arm over Anko's shoulder and pulled her close, a split second later the two disappeared in a swirl of fire. Leaving the group of gathered Jounins to themselves.

Asuma chuckled "He's one hell of a kid that's for sure, already got himself a women at twelve, and Anko no less, he must like playing with fire"

Kakashi chuckled with him, and Gai stood up and struck his 'nice guy' pose "Yosh! Naruto has the flames of youth burning brightly within him! To already attain the rank of Jounin, it's truly a feat to be reckoned"

Kakashi and Asuma nodded in agreement, both secretly now wanting a spar with the fresh Jounin.

Naruto and Anko both appeared in another swirl of flame in the downtown shopping district, Anko looked around and quirked an eyebrow at Naruto "Why are we here?"

Naruto frowned "Because you need a new trench coat, and I figured I'd by it for you, so pick a shop and pick a coat, it's on me"

Anko smirked "That so? Where exactly did you get this particular one?" Anko asked, while lifting the coat from her shoulders slightly.

Naruto tapped his chin in thought for a second "Umm, I got it right there" He said, pointing at the store he harassed so long ago "Why do you ask?"

Anko grinned and started walking towards the shop "Sarutobi-sama was right, I think your coat does look good on me, so I'll get one that fits me a bit better"

Naruto grinned and stepped up his pace so that he was walking ahead of her "Alright then, the owner loves me to death, so this should be interesting" True to his word, the owner saw the two coming and ran to lock his door before they got there, but just as the first time Naruto slammed the door open just as the owned got to it, once again sending him back a few feet on his ass.

Naruto walked in, with Anko closely following "Hmm, I think they're over here" He said while walking over towards the hung up coats, Anko looked at the shop owner who was still on the floor "Loves you to death huh?"

Naruto chuckled "Well, the to death part is true at least, ahh here they are!" Naruto moved some other coats around and revealed a number of coats that were the same as his, except size of course.

Anko flitted through the rack and looked through all the different sizes, and settled on one that was the same as his, except much smaller and hugged her figure a bit more, it also only went to mid-calf, instead of down to her feet.

Anko nodded, her decision made "Puurfect"

Naruto smiled "Great" He pulled out his wallet and dropped some bills on the counter "Thanks old man, same old drill, moneys on the counter with a little extra" He then grabbed Anko and pulled her into a dressing room.

Once inside Anko quickly shed Naruto's coat and gave it back to him, Naruto's eyes did not leave her fishnet clad body though, and she put on her own trench coat, and did a quick twirl for him "How's it look?"

Naruto spun her right into his arms and planted his lips on hers, sealing them into another passionate, heated tongue battle. When it finally ended and they parted Naruto grinned at her "How's that for an answer?"

Anko smiled up at him "I guess it will do, but you sir, are in for more later"

Naruto smiled and led her out of the dressing room, and the shop "Mmm, looking forward to it, so what do you wanna do for the day? We've still got time left and nothing to do"

Anko shrugged "I dunno, normally I just hang around and do nothing when theres no missions"

Naruto closed his eyes for a second to think, then opened them and had a deviously evil smirk on his face "Well, since we got you a nice new coat, how about we spend the day with you not wearing it?"

Anko looked at him with a way to innocent face "What ever do you mean, Naru-kun?" she asked in an angelic voice.

Naruto grinned "You, me, hot springs"

Anko moaned suggestively into his chest "Mmm, sounds like a plan, lets go"

Naruto grabbed her and scooped her up into his arms, earning a squeak from the Kunoichi, then took off to the one of the multiple hot springs in Konoha, where they continued to spend the day, alternating between relaxing, and doing naughty things with their naughty bits. At the close of the day, neither felt like they had rested for a day, but they both felt incredible.

Naruto walked Anko to her housed and wished her good night, and headed back to his house, and promptly passed out on his bed, getting some much needed rest from the days activities.

He woke up the next morning and quickly got to work on the new plates for his vest, he added two more plates, one that merely said 'Haku' and the other 'Momochi Zabuza' he also added another bit to his 'villagers' plate, underneath it he added another tier 'Thugs' which he then went about adding the estimated number of thugs he and Anko took out, he finished at two hundred and thirty-six, though he thought if you counted whoever went down with the ship it would probably be closer to three hundred.

Once he finished his..updates to his vest he put on all of his clothes and went out to get Anko.

Once Anko finished getting ready and came outside, decked in her new trench coat she turned to him and gave him a big 'good morning' kiss, which he happily returned, once they finished their kiss she asked "So, Naru-kun what do you want to do today?" she asked, implying with her tone of exactly what she thought he wanted.

Naruto chuckled "As great as yesterday was, no it's not what I actually thought we could do today, I don't want us to screw like rabbits, and then run out of new things to try before we even get to be together long, I was actually thinking that maybe we could meet the other exam proctors, and find out exactly what the test we're proctoring is going to be"

Anko whistled "Damn, you're the first guy I've ever heard turn down a day of sex, you're something else you know"

Naruto grinned "Yeah, I know. So what do you think of my idea?"

Anko smiled and nodded "Sounds good, I guess we should start with the first exam, and proctor huh? His names Ibiki Morino, He's a colleague of mine, and head of Konoha's interrogation and torture unit"

Naruto laughed "Sounds like a nice guy they picked, well lets go talk to em" and so the two set off to find Ibiki, they ended up finding him in Konoha's prison, where he was expected to be found.

Naruto and Anko both walked into his office, where he was filling out some paperwork at a desk with a small lamp. When they entered he immediately turned around to look at them, and quirked an eyebrow at her new coat, and the obvious similarities it had to Naruto's.

"Anko, what are you here for? And who's the kid?" he asked.

Anko smiled "This here is my Naru-kun, Konoha's newest, and youngest ever Jounin, he's also my boyfriend, we were asked to co-proctor the second exam together, and Naru-kun thought it'd be good to learn about the other exams, and their proctors"

Ibiki quirked an eyebrow at 'Naru-kun' "So, just how young are ya? And the first exam is a written test, with a hidden test to see how well they can cheat, with a final piece of seeing if they're willing to risk everything for their mission"

Naruto smirked "I'm twelve, and thanks for the information about the test, do you know anything about the test we're proctoring?"

Ibiki's eyes widened "Twelve? You certainly don't look it, anyway your test is the main elimination test, designed to get rid of the most teams, it pits the teams against each other in the forest of death in a giant five day long survival test, teams are pit against each other and have to obtain the scroll they need, from another team, then head to the tower in the center of the forest"

Naruto nodded "Hmm, fairly straight forward test, thanks for the help Ibiki, I guess we'll see you at the exams then eh?"

Ibiki nodded "Indeed, I'll see you both there, and try and stay out of trouble would ya Anko?"

Anko grinned "No promises"

Ibiki sighed and Naruto led Anko out of the prison, once outside he turned to her once again "Well, do you by chance know who's proctoring the third exam, or what it's about?"

Anko shrugged "Not a clue, I guess we have to ask Sarutobi-sama about it"

Naruto nodded "Alright then, lets go pay the old man a visit then, shall we?"

Anko nodded and put on her best puppy dog eyes she could muster "Would you carry me Naru-kun?"

Naruto sighed "You're lucky you're so cute, alright fine" Naruto stooped down and swept Anko off her feet into a bridal style hold with her legs dangling over his arm, Anko snuggled up to his chest in a way that was far to cute for her and Naruto started off towards the Hokage office.

After more then his fair share of odd looks and evil glares he arrived at the Hokage's office, since his hands were full he did the only thing he could do "Hey, Anko could you knock for me?" No answer. Naruto looked down and Anko was snuggled up to his chest and snoring cutely "You've got to be kidding me, how do you fall asleep like that? Damn" Naruto knocked with the only thing he could, his head. He leaned forward and banged his head on the door a few times. A quick 'come in!' was his response and he slipped into the room, after a little trouble with the doorknob.

Sarutobi's eyes widened in surprise, and worry when Naruto walked in the room, with a rather limp Anko in his arms, and he stood up from his desk "Naruto! What happened, is she alright?"

Naruto chuckled, and then Sarutobi heard it, the soft snores coming from her "She asked me to carry her, then went and fell asleep, lazy bum"

Sarutobi smiled at the two and quirked an eyebrow "Things happened quick between you two didn't they? If memory serves you called her irritating before you left on your mission"

Naruto sighed "Yeah, but she's so different when she's not around the villagers, so much more normal, more her. Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked, we were coming to ask about the Chuunin exams, we already talked to Ibiki about the first and second exams, but neither I nor Anko have a clue what the third exam is, or who the proctor is"

Sarutobi nodded "Ahh, very well. The third exam is a free for all tournament, genin against genin, the winners from the second exam will go forward and fight against each other in single battles to determine the winners, and to put on a show for all the spectators that will be gathered in the arena. The proctor for the exam is Hayate, another Jounin who specializes in Kenjutsu"

Naruto nodded, taking in all the information "I have a question though Jiji, what exactly are Anko and I's roles? I understand the need for Ibiki and Hayate, to monitor their exams, but what are me and Anko for? They're all going to be going at it free for all in the forest of death"

Sarutobi sighed "Truth be told, you and Anko have the most important job among the proctors, you see if anyone pays someone to take out a team of genin, they will do it during the second exam, you're jobs are actually to protect the genin, from any external, or internal threats"

Naruto quirked an eyebrow "Internal threats? Such as?"

Sarutobi sighed again "The Kazekage's three children are entered in the exam as a team, but his youngest son, Gaara. He is a Jinchuuriki like yourself, he contains the Ichibi, and if anything happens where he somehow uses it's power, we're gonna need you to stop him, I'm actually going to assign you a small mission, from this point on, I'd like you to tail the sand Genin, at a distance and keep an eye on them and see what they're up to, and if they get in any trouble help them out, or stop it if they're the cause"

Naruto sighed "Damn, here I was hoping for some nice relaxation with my new girlfriend, damn." Naruto gently shook Anko in his arms and she opened her eyes sleepily and yawned "What's up Naru-kun?"

Naruto sighed "Jiji gave me a mission, so you're gonna have to get back to your place on your own, I have to tail some kids around town until the exams" Anko narrowed her eyes slightly at Sarutobi, but made no comment "Fine, but we are getting some time alone between now and the exams, understood?"

Naruto gulped and nodded, now he knew why Shikamaru always called women troublesome, but at least this was a good trouble, not bad. Naruto set Anko down on her own feet, then leaned down and kissed her "I'll see you later then, I better get to tracking them" Naruto then disappeared in a plume of smoke, and Anko turned to leave when Sarutobi called out to her "Anko, I would actually like to speak with you for a moment" Anko sighed and closed the door that she just pulled open, she turned around and looked him in the eyes "What's up?"

Sarutobi sighed "It's about you and Naruto, he's seven years younger then you, don't you think thats a bit much?"

Anko didn't hesitate in the slightest "No"

Sarutobi sighed deeper, it seemed he was doing it a lot lately "Anko, don't you think you and Naruto should seek people more of your own ages? Naruto needs to be with someone who goes through things with him, not before him"

Anko frowned "Have you looked at him at all Hokage-sama? He's not a child, he's mature beyond his age, probably beyond my age, and he definitely skipped a few years in the 'development' department, he's only twelve by a technicality. The boy is not twelve in any true state, physical, or mental, and no one can understand the other one of us as much as the other can, I like him, it's like we were made for each other. Two people who've been treated like garbage our whole lives, now we both have someone who knows exactly what we've been through, who can truly understand what we've seen and felt, who gives a damn if I'm older then him? He doesn't care, and neither do I. I know this is insubordination, but honestly I think you should stay out of our relationship, sir"

Sarutobi nearly choked on his pipe, normally Anko never, ever, talked back to him, and she was always polite, if a bit different to him. Sarutobi cleared his throat "Well, I can see you're very serious about this, and I suppose that's all I really needed to know, I just didn't want you to...use Naruto, I know you've done it to other men before, and I wasn't sure how Naruto would take something like that"

Anko sighed, "If that was all then, I'll be going home now" Sarutobi nodded and she left his office

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Naruto sighed as he jumped from roof to roof looking for the three sand genin, he could have been spending time with Anko, but now he got to babysit some brats from another village, He was brought from his musing as he heard someone cry out for help from one of the alleys he passed over, he decided to investigate and he dropped down to take a look, and low and behold two out of three of the sand genin were there, harassing Konohamaru, Sarutobi's grandson of all people.

The boy of the two, who was dressed in a strange black jumpsuit with cat ears, was lifting Konohamaru off the ground by his collar and shaking him, saying something about teaching him a lesson. Naruto sighed, 'Here we go'

Naruto dropped down into the alley and landed behind the boy in black and had his arm around his neck in a powerful hold before he could do anything, he instantly dropped Konohamaru and Naruto hissed in his ear "How many places should I snap your neck for attacking him? A citizen of Konoha, and the Hokage's grandson no less, you are a very stupid genin"

The girl of the two, who was dressed in a purple-pink colored battle kimono quickly spoke "Please! He was just messing around, he wasn't going to actually hurt the kid, were you Kankuro?"

'Kankuro' shook his head as best as he could in Naruto's grip, which wasn't much "I wasn't gonna hurt him, I swear" Naruto sighed and tossed him back on his ass next to the girl. "Yeah, I so believe that, you would have kicked his ass if I wasn't around"

Kankuro rubbed his neck and glared at Naruto "Who are you? You're good"

Naruto smirked "I'm no one for you to be concerned with, just know that I am no one to be trifled with, I could be your best friend or worst nightmare, that's up to you. Just remember this the next time you decide to be stupid, you never know who could be watching, waiting to kill you for a stupid mistake"

Suddenly Naruto was hit with the smell of a Raccoon, and evil chakra. Naruto smirked "Ahh, Gaara you finally appear, good to see the Ichibi's container has some skills, even for being a genin"

Kankuro, and the girls eyes widened, they hadn't even felt Gaaras appearance, yet this kid did.

The girl decided to try and flirt him into giving some info "Hey there, my names Temari, do you have a name? Or should we just call you 'the Shinobi in red'?" she said, while managing to ride her Kimono leg up a bit.

Naruto chuckled "Flirting won't work sorry, I've had way to many girls try it on me, plus my girlfriend would tie you up to a wall and torture you to death if she ever even thought you were trying to steal away her man, and yes I do have a name, no I won't tell you it, but if you need a name to regard me with, I also go by Shinku Sachiriku"

Temari quirked an eyebrow "Crimson Slaughter? Thats a cheerful name to go by"

Naruto smirked "You don't kill hundreds of people and then go around being called the fluffy fox, it just doesn't work, anyway I've got better things to do, so enjoy yourselves until the exams, and don't get in any trouble, you never know who might be passing by" Naruto then grabbed Konohamaru and disappeared in a swirl of fire. He dropped Konohamaru off in Sarutobi's office without saying a word and got back to the alley just in time to see the group of three start to leave, so he followed them from a distance.

The week before the exam passed, and it sucked horribly for Naruto and Anko both, Naruto had to follow the sand genin around everywhere and had almost no free time to do anything with Anko, so every encounter they had was rushed and not nearly as good as they wanted.

Naruto was so happy when the sand siblings finally walked into the academy for the first section, he had over an hour and a half to relax with Anko, and not so much relax.

They knew they didn't have an exceptionally long amount of time, so they spent about 10 minutes setting up their entrance at the end of the first exam, and then spent the rest of their time half naked, making out and grinding on each other.

Their alone time was over far to quickly and they threw whatever clothes back on that they had taken off, they stood at their positions ready and waiting for Ibiki to finish his speech to the chuunin hopefuls.

Inside the room, Ibiki just finished wrapping up his speech about the importance of the tenth question when a black and red blur smashed through the window on the right, half a second later another blur smashed through the window on the left, two Kunai were thrown and a banner was pinned to the ceiling that read 'Second exams are now beginning, get ready for pain!' The two blurs stopped in the center of the room, revealing Naruto standing there at his full height in his full gear, Anko was perched on his right shoulder, dangling her legs in front of him, wearing her matching red and black flamed trench coat.

Naruto began, "Uzumaki Naruto-" Anko continued "And Mitarashi Anko-" They joined together and spoke at the same time "And we're the proctors for the second exam, get ready for hell"

A series of whispers ushered through the Rookie nine populous, and Kiba jumped up and shouted "Oi, Naruto. What the fuck? I thought you were on a mission?"

Naruto grinned "Calm yourself Kiba, I told Kurenai to tell you I wasn't back, and to take the exams alone, I didn't want to tell you guys I'd been promoted to Jounin"

Kiba's jaw dropped "You're a Jounin already? You're only twelve though isn't that some kind of record?"

Naruto's grin grew "Yeah, it is. Youngest Jounin ever, in any village, enough of this chit chat though, we have an exam to run here, Anko-hime, you may proceed" Naruto had taken to calling Anko 'hime' since it annoyed her as much as her calling him Naru-kun did.

Ibiki chuckled "I was unaware that you were a princess now Anko"

Anko growled "You'll be getting payback for that tonight Naru-kun"

Naruto sighed "Thanks Ibiki, remind me to kick your ass next time I see ya...On with the exams! Follow us to training ground 44, get there in 20 minutes or you fail!" Naruto dropped Anko from his shoulder, which earned a squeak that made him want to giggle, he caught her in a bridal style hold and took off out the window, out towards the forest of death.

While on the way over to the grounds Naruto looked down at Anko "Did you really have to call me Naru-kun in front of all of them? We're supposed to be bad asses, not lovey dovey Shinobi"

Anko grinned "Well, did you have to call me -hime? I have a reputation to keep you know"

Naruto smirked "All right I'm sorry, say we call it a truce?"

Anko shook her head, surprising Naruto "Nope, but you can make it up to me later" This caused Naruto to break out into a full blown laugh and he almost smashed them both right into a tree because of it "Do you only think about sex?" he asked.

Anko smiled sweetly "Only when you're around"

Naruto chuckled and continued heading towards the Forest of death at his breakneck speed that no one could even hope to match, so it wasn't a surprise when he got to the forest in no time flat. He set Anko down on her feet and looked around. "Well, there's no one around, and no genin will probably show up for at least 5 minutes, so we could make out"

Anko licked her lips and smiled evilly at him "Sounds good to me"

Naruto growled seductively at her and Anko backed up against the fence surrounding the forest, Naruto prowled up to her and placed his hands on the fence on either side of her head, and he slowly drew his face closer, and closer to hers. He looked into her gray eyes one last time before diving into her mouth.

They kissed passionately for a moment before quickly parting their lips and moving on to second stage, their customary battle of the tongues, darting around, circling around one another, dipping from one mouth to another, swapping saliva like the best of them. They proceeded to get caught up in the heat of things and Naruto broke the kiss and started to trail kisses down her neck to her collar bone as he messaged her left breast through the trench coat. Eliciting a delightful moan from Anko that made him want to rip her clothes off and take her right then and there. But they froze when they heard someone clear their throat from behind Naruto, Naruto turned to look and Anko opened her eyes, which she had screwed shut during the kiss, and standing behind them was a large majority of the genin populous.

Naruto grumbled about nosy genin and helped Anko up. Once they had straightened themselves out a bit they turned back to the genin "Since you had so much time to be nosy and intrusive, I guess you all are ready, anyone who isn't here yet fails" Anko said.

Naruto nodded, and noticed the hateful looks Anko was getting from most of the female Shinobi, and the jealous looks from the guys he was getting. "Right, since we're all ready lets get this show on the road. The second exam is simple, once you sign the waver for your death, your team will be given a scroll, it will be either heaven or earth, to finish the test you need to get to the tower in the center of the forest with both an earth, and heaven scrolls, you have five days to get your scroll and get to the tower, more then enough time, any questions?" Naruto explained the premise of the exam.

Haruno Sakura raised her hand and asked "Uhh yeah, what do we need to sign death wavers for?"

Naruto grinned sadistically 'fun time' "Because, twenty four hours into the exam, Anko and I will be going through the forest and will occasionally kill off a Genin team or two for fun" Naruto let the news wash over them and noticed the horrified looks on more then a few of the genin, and he burst out laughing "Kidding! However much fun it would be to hunt you all down and slowly kill you, that wouldn't lead to very many Chuunins coming out of the exams, so no, the death wavers are because everyone is open game now. Killing is not off limits and is very possible, and we can't be held responsible if you die"

A mist nin from somewhere in the crowd called out "How can you be so laid back when you spoke of killing your own fellow citizens of your village, thats a bit harsh"

Naruto chuckled darkly "It doesn't phase me I've killed dozens of people from my own village, hell I've killed more Shinobi from Konoha then I have not from Konoha"

Whispers spread through the gathered genin like wild fire, and the imminent question arose "Why would you do that?"

Naruto grinned "I have my reason's for why, I won't be telling you, but all you need to know is that I'm not called Shinku Sachiriku for nothing. Now take your wavers, sign em, and hand them in, when your whole team hands them in you'll be given a scroll, then the fun can begin" Suddenly a huge Number of Naruto's came into existence around him and started to pass out wavers, everyone took one and filled it out and handed it in, and in no time all the teams had their scrolls and were gathered back before Naruto and Anko.

Naruto nodded "Good, since you all have your scrolls head to your assigned spots, when you feel my chakra spike, jump the fence and begin your exam"

Another hand shot up, this time it was Tenten from Gai's team "Umm, how are we gonna feel your chakra if we're all split up, and how will we know it's you, and not just some other person trying to trick us"

Naruto smirked "Hehe, trust me, you'll know it when you feel it, and You'll know when it's me" Tenten shrugged and all of the gathered genin headed off to their marked spots along the fence, Naruto had clones stationed about to watch and when everyone was in place he got ready.

"Alright Anko, I'm gonna give everyone in the village a little scare, so you might want to take, a lot of steps back" Anko quirked an eyebrow but didn't hesitate to jump about 100 feet away from Naruto, Naruto yelled to her "Might want to use some chakra to stick to the ground since your so close!" Anko shrugged and added chakra to her feet to stay in place.

Naruto grinned 'Alright Kyuubi, open the floodgates I'm gonna give a little show that should make the villagers piss themselves'

Kyuubi chuckled in his mind 'Alright Kit, it's all yours, just don't hurt yourself'

Naruto nodded and began to draw on a huge amount of the Kyuubi's chakra and compress it inside his body, as he drew on more and more the ground around him started to crack and chip apart, the wind whipped around him violently and he began to glow red from the pure amount of chakra he was taking, Naruto continued to draw on more and more power, yet kept it compressed so well that Anko barely felt his chakra spike.

Anko was about to ask him what exactly he was doing when he released the gigantic volley of chakra. It exploded from him in an absolutely monstrous concussion wave, the air around him exploded into a wave of high speed wind, almost as if an atomic bomb had gone off. Even with her feet being glued to the ground Anko was knocked backwards flat on her back as the winds blasted past her and out in all directions.

The wave of pure power and wind blasted all throughout Konoha and beyond, creating an incredibly powerful gust of wind, and when it slammed into the forest of death all of the trees were strained to their maximum's from the extreme winds, some even snapped like toothpicks.

The genin's all felt it, literally, as they were blasted by gale force winds, mixed with the incredibly horrific and evil taint the chakra carried with it, hell everyone in and around Konoha felt it, and as Naruto predicted many dozens of villagers did indeed soil themselves, he even caused a few heart attacks.

Once all of the genin collected themselves, and stopped shaking in fear from the immense power he had just released, they all jumped up over the fence, into the darkness that was the forest of death to begin their five days of hell.

When Naruto finished releasing the wave he sighed, and fell flat on his back exhausted. Anko got up from where she had been pinned and walked over to him and looked down at him as he panted. "Good job, you tired yourself out, how are we supposed to finish up now?"

Naruto slapped himself on the forehead "Sorry, I hadn't planned for us to get involved before the exam started, and I wanted to leave a lasting impression on them, on everyone. Just give me a few minutes and I'll be good to go, right now I'd be lucky to sit up"

Anko smirked "Really now, so you're completely defenseless, and could be taken advantage of?"

Naruto groaned "Oh come on Anko, I won't be able to help at all"

Anko grinned and started to take his pants off "Don't worry Naru-kun, I'm gonna take good care of you for now"

Anko managed to get his pants and boxers off without any help from him, she then wrapped her hand around his flaccid member and slowly started to stroke him into full awareness, she had him at full mast in no time, once he was deemed ready Anko released him from her grip and repositioned herself so she could get at him better.

She leaned down slowly, painfully so, down to his member and planted a kiss on the head, earning a twitch, and a groan from Naruto. Anko grinned "Oh, so you liked that?" She asked Naruto responded with another grunt, further increasing the size of Anko's grin "Then you're gonna love this"

Anko lowered herself back down to him and slid her lips over the head of his member and slowly rolled her tongue around it, earning a moan from Naruto, Anko continued down, slowly encasing more and more of him in her mouth, until eventually she had to muscle past her gag reflex and he was in the beginning of her throat, she then slowly retreated until he had completely left her mouth, then started down again, she slowly repeated the action, bobbing her head up and down on his pulsing flesh.

Naruto was in pure heaven, the combination of the feel, moisture, and warmth of Anko's mouth, and her no less then professional tongue was quickly sending him towards the point of no return, and he knew he didn't have long "Ughh, Anko, I'm close"

Anko took note of what he said and decided to give him a grand finally, she went down one more time and pushed all the way down to the base, so that he was partially in her throat, she then started to hum in a deep tone around him. The vibrations of her humming sent him over the edge, he grabbed onto her hair and pulled her head harder against himself and thrust up into her face with his regained strength, and he released volley after volley of his hot fluids down her throat. Anko greedily swallowed everything she could and continued to milk him dry with her throat. Naruto finally stopped cumming and Anko withdrew from around him, she wiped the small it of cum that ran down her chin off and licked it from her fingers. "Mmmm, how was that Naru-kun?"

Naruto grinned "Words cannot explain how good that felt, but I might be able to convey it to you in another way"

Anko grinned "Really, how's that?"

Naruto smiled evilly at her "Like this!"

He leaned forward quickly and grabbed Anko by the waist and easily spun her around in midair, he dropped her onto his chest, facing away from him and quickly lashed out, and ripped her black thong to bits, he then grabbed her again and slide her up towards his face. When she was less then an inch away from his face he took in the beautiful sight that sat before him. He then blew gently over her clit, earning a moan from Anko and a small trickle of her fluids escaping between her folds. Naruto repeated the action again, except slower, letting the hot moist breath roll over her, earning a twitch, and another moan from Anko.

Naruto grinned "A little excited are we?"

Anko growled back at him, from wherever her head was at, "I swear, if you make me cum without even touching me, I'm going to kill you"

Naruto chuckled "Now why would I do that, then theres no fun in it for me" Naruto leaned in and licked her once with a long firm stroke, all the way from her plum colored pubic hair to her anus. Anko shivered from the pressure from his tongue, but Naruto didn't stop there, he leaned in further and pressed his nose into her folds, and grazed his teeth gently over her clit, and Naruto patted himself and the back as she drenched his face with her first body racking orgasm.

"Now, how was that. Because it tasted great on my end" Naruto said as he licked up all of her juices from her, causing her to moan again. Once she finished recovering from her orgasm she looked over her shoulder back at Naruto, who's face was still covered with her juices "That, was the best orgasm ever"

Naruto grinned back at her with his slick cheeks "Hehe, just wait until we get going" Right as the words left his mouth they were both hit with a gigantic wave of evil chakra, and a shrill roar pierced the peaceful air.

Naruto jumped up from the ground in an instant, effectively launching Anko off of him, luckily he moved quick enough to catch her and set her down gently, they then both came the same conclusion "What the fuck was that!?"

Naruto frowned "Damn it, we didn't even get an hour alone and shit is already going bad, what the fuck caused that, it was way to powerful for any person, and it wasn't the Ichibi's chakra. Anko, stay here I'll go check it out, I have no clue what the fuck it was, but it's got to be bad"

Anko scoffed "Like hell I will, I may be your girlfriend Naruto, but I'm a Shinobi too, and a Jounin, I can handle myself fine"

Naruto turned to Anko with a deadset determined face, he grabbed her by both of her shoulders and looked her straight in the eyes "Anko, I know that, and I understand it. But this, this is different, this is beyond a Jounin, this is beyond human. I don't know what the hell it is, but if it ends up being something bad, you won't be any help, so I would prefer if you stayed safe, rather then uselessly in danger"

Anko huffed, but listened and put her clothes back on, minus her shredded thong. Naruto also grabbed his clothes and put them back on, then jumped the fence and dashed off into the forest towards whatever made the noise, and chakra wave.

Holy crap he did it again, another cliffhanger, what a damn prick! Right? I hope you all enjoyed the second lemon, even if it was a little random, and uh oh, what's this that caused this massive chakra spike?

Cookie to person who guesses it (It's not from Canon, or anything canon related)

Until next time,

-Goliith!