"Uh, Danna who's that?" The blonde quietly shrieked. His Danna had just placed his smooth puppet finger over Deidara's soft lips, "Shhh" he whispered.

"S-sorry Danna, un." Deidara stated nervously.

"SHH!" Sasori whispered harshly yet really quietly "Wanna get caught, idiot!?"

"Sorryyyy!" Deidara tried to whisper at the same level as the redhead who just replied with a quiet sigh. The two waited for the footsteps from out side to start then start to fade, they were waiting for 5 minutes at least, but to them it seemed like a whole hour.

"Ah, finnally they've gone!" and as soon as Dei had finished his sentence... the door slammed open, but luckily, it was the one person who didn't surprise the Blonde at all what so ever... it was Tobi.

"Sasori-sensei, Dei-sempai, whatta'y doin'?! I wont tell anyones i'ma good boyy y'know!"

Deidara sighed and sarcastically said"Yeah Tobi, we know..."

Sasori on the other hand was horrified, not just about the fact that Tobi caught them, but that he blatently obviously had no idea what the two where doing.

"Tobi, un..." Deidara said in a fake but pleasent voice.

"Yessssss, sempai?!"

"Get lost!" the blonde quickly changed his voice to show his true emotion.

"Okay, i'ma good boy!"

"And shut the fuckin' door, idiot!"

Tobi shut the door straight behind him, he was really confused but just walked of, and within a few seconds, totally foregot about the whole situation.

"By the ways, Danna?"

"Um, yeah?!"

"Aint y'slightly young to be a teacher?"
"Nahh, I just look young, brat, 'cause if you haven't noticed, I'm half puppet, and have been ever since the age of 13, so either way, no one can count this as paedophileation!"

"I guess not, but I'm still your little uke, and your still my sexy seme right, Danna? Un!"

"Yeps, oh and Dei, are you ready for all this?"

"Duh, anyways whats the point in askin' nows, we've been at it for a few hours now! And Now, it's my time to pleasure you!" the younger of the two said, with a cute and cheeky, yet seductive grin. He grabbed his Danna's large seeming penis in his small hands who we're already nibbling at it, then Dei himself began to nibble delicatly, "Danna, if I nibble too much, or I hurt you tell me and I'll stop." At that moment Sasori's hips were already bucked, you could tell he was enjoying the whole 'Getting a blowjob from someone half your age who looks like they're the same age' idea.

"DEIDARAAAA!" the redhead shrieked in delight, "YEAHHHH!"

At this point neither of them had realized that in the classroom behind the stockroom they was in was full of the youngest grade in the whole school 'Junior 1A'

"Kurenai sensei, why is there scary noises coming from that room?" one kid asked,

"My mommy and daddy makes noises like that at beddy byes time, they say they were making a cute wittle baby," another said,

"My mommy told me when she makes that noise, its when she's doing the dishes in her room,"

One little kid went to Kurenai and asked her 'do your mommy and daddy make those noises at night?"

Naturally as Kurenai was teaching a 1st grade class full of 6 and 7 year olds she no way expected from them what she got.

"C-calm down kids, c-calm p-please!" she began to walk up to the stockroom and attempted to open the door Damn, you frickin' door, open! she thought to herself, fortunatly, Sasori cleaverly locked the door after Tobi had left, also the bell was just about to strike for the end of school, and a couple of minutes later it did.

"Is it safe to carry on?" Deidara asked,

"I believe it is..." Dei was going to carry on giving his Danna a blowjob but he swiftly covered Deidaras mouth with his hand and softly said "You've impressed me enough, and you don't look quite as satisfied..." and after saying that Sasori quite litterally jumped onto Deidara's penis, he attempted to be as soft as he could,

"Hnnn" Deidara squeeled, Sasori was unsure if Deidara's screams were of agony or delight but either way the blondes legs were bucked and the two were pumping eachother, Sasori began to thrust his chest against Deidara's and who was moaning pretty loudly, "Don't stop, Danna, Uuunn!" Sasori could now clearly tell the blonde was sinserly enjoying his first time with an expert,

"I wont then" the Redhead smirked, he then began to nibble the blondes delicate neck, after a while he started to bleed,

"Oww, D-danna, w-why am I bleeding? Un?"

"Sorry, Dei," Sasori said softly and began lapping up the blood with his tongue "Mmm~"

Deidara kissed Sasori's cheek and giggled, and all of a sudden the two heard the quiet sound of keys rattling, "Whassa' Danna? Why does everyone have to keep interrupting us?"