The Whiskey issue
"Hey Pete, look what we have." Sung Sirius pulling out the bottle of fire whiskey.
"What are you doing?! If Remus see that he'll murder the lot of us." He hissed at Sirius.
"See Pete, Prongs here has come up with the prefect plan. "
"Ok James, lets here it then."
"it's simple, we dose his meal and by the time he has eaten he'll be to past it to care, and will be happily singing along with us merrily." Pete shook his head, think once again, that the pair were nutters. If they were meant to be the smart ones the he didn't know what the world was going to come to, the future was doom, at least the food was still good… Peter wonder by to by the fire lost in his Meaningful thoughts as Sirius and James took seats either side of him.
He barely notice the second Remus turned his back they dumped the whiskey in his soup. However he did notice Moony face twist as he took the next mouthful. Remus jumped to his feet, yelling at them for trying to get him plastered.
"But Remus it was only meant to be a little pick me up." Cried Sirius.
"I'll show you a pick me up." he growled waving his wand, the bottle Sirius had in his coat flew up into the air, high above their heads. Sirius jumped trying to reach it but it was so high.
"No fair! It goes against gravity to have whiskey at great heights and you didn't let us pack our brooms." He grumbled.
"hmm maybe your right, I should go against the laws of nature or physics, what goes up must come down." He flicked his wand. Sirius and James eyes both grew wide in horror as the bottle began dropping. Both ran trying to save it but not watching where they were going ran straight into each other. They groaned looking up to see the bottle about to ruin their pretty faces, they screeched. Remus stopped the bottle a foot from their heads, waving his wand the liquid drenched them. The sat up glaring at Moony.
He shrugged. "You did want a drink right?"
Sorry its short, but I have a life that takes far to much of my time, but on the plus side the short it is the more regularly I can put out chapters! Any ideas welcome, but I am not in the mood to do love, humour, and jokes are the entire plot for this story, yes I really thought hard about this didn't I? Shrugs oh well… reviews are loved and very welcome!!!