Chapter four! Kitsune's identity will be revealed!!!!1!! XD Prepare yourself for a twist. I doubt anyone really figured it out, even though I left subtle hints to who they are.

Sorry that this took forever… I'm going through a big Gorillaz faze and I sort of forgot about this…

Another hint: The masks have nothing to do with their identity; I just love foxes and wolves. XD

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!

"I want a puppy…"

"We're not getting a puppy."

"But they're so cute, un!"

"No."

"Can we get a kitten?"

"No."

"… A bird?"

"Never."

"Why noooooot??" Deidara whined and tugged on Sasori's sleeve. Sasori sighed, quickly regretting taking the blonde to the mall to see the new 'Pet Palace' that just opened. "You said you weren't going to do this, Deidara."

"That was before I saw all the adorable little animals, un!"

Sasori sighed again. "What will you give me if I buy you one?" Deidara smirked and kissed Sasori on the neck, which was their secret way of saying 'Anything you want, no matter how kinky or otherwise out of the question it may be.'

"Alright. Pick one."

"Yaaayy!!" Deidara cheered and ran off to go look at birds. Sasori found a bench and took a seat. He began to think over how he was going to ask Deidara to marry him, or if he was even going to. He was still terrified of the blonde's reaction.

Sasori was brought back to reality when he heard Deidara calling his name. He stood from his seat and walked back into the store to buy whatever little horror Deidara had chosen.

"Pretty Dei."

"Aw!"

"Pretty Dei."

"He's so cute!" Deidara cooed at the colorful parrot. Sasori gave the bird nasty glares from behind the blonde. It had already been several hours since they brought the thing home, and Deidara had yet to leave it alone. "Pretty Dei." It squawked from inside its cage. Deidara squealed and gave it another cracker.

Sasori was beyond pissed. So far, that damn bird had been getting way more attention them him. To add insult to injury, the blonde hadn't even mentioned anything about the promise he'd made back at the store.

Sasori quickly stood from his seat and angrily stomped up the stairs. He changed clothes and climbed into bed. He barely noticed a slight weight on the bed until the weight was on top of him. His eyes snapped open.

Sitting on top of him was Deidara in a small, lacey, see through top with fur trim and lacey panties. Deidara giggled, "Is that a pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Without warning, Sasori flipped them over and crushed his lips to Deidara's. Said blonde moaned and tangled his fingers in blood red hair. He let out soft moans as Sasori rubbed the tent in his pants.

Sasori sat up and began rubbing the inside of Deidara's thighs, making the blonde mewl. He rubbed at the younger male's entrance through his panties, forcing whimpers out of soft lips. "Stay." He commanded before getting off the bed and going over to the closet. He pulled out a box marked 'Toys' and went back over to the bed. He opened the box and withdrew a pair of fuzzy handcuffs, which he used to handcuff the blonde to the bed.

Deidara let out a shaky sigh as his whole body trembled in anticipation. Sasori slowly slid the blonde's panties down his legs before tossing them over his shoulder. He prodded Deidara's entrance with two fingers before slipping one in, making the blonde gasp. He thrust his hips lightly into the touch.

After a few seconds of prodding, Sasori added a second then a third finger. Deidara began panting heavily as Sasori continually rubbed the blonde's prostate. "Dannaaa…" Sasori smirked and removed his fingers from the man beneath him and instead turned his attention to the box beside him. He dug around for a second before pulling out a long purple vibrator. Deidara instantly tensed, sensing that Sasori was in one of his more sadistic moods.

"Just relax, love." Sasori whispered as he lightly prodded the blonde's entrance before roughly shoving the vibrator inside, making the blonde yelp. "D-Danna…" He gulped. "Hush." Sasori snapped as he forced the toy deeper. Deidara clinched his teeth and eyes shut in an effort to nullify the pain. He suddenly cried out when he felt something tear. "S-stop! Please!" Sasori stopped when he could force the toy in no further and turned it on, making Deidara shriek.

After several seconds of thrusting, the blonde's screams died down to soft whimpers and sobs. Sasori, satisfied with his work, removed the vibrator and tossed it to the floor to clean later. He rubbed Deidara's entrance and brought his finger back up to his face to lick the blood off. Deidara whimpered below him, quiet tears rolling down his face.

"M'sorry." Sasori whispered as leaned down and kissed away the younger man's tears. Deidara let out a soft sigh and leaned into the touches. He let out a painful grunt as Sasori slowly penetrated him and began panting as he gently thrust in and out.

Within minutes, Deidara was moaning incoherently as Sasori quickly thrust in and out of him. Sasori roughly grabbed the blonde's cock and began pumping in time with his thrust. In no time, Deidara cried out as he came all over his and Sasori's chest. The red head came inside him soon after.

Sasori pulled out of the younger male and unlocked the handcuffs. Deidara was almost immediately asleep and, once he had pulled the blonde close to him was comfortably under the covers, Sasori soon followed.

Deidara yawned and plopped down in his cushioned spinny-roller chair, flinching slightly as his rump connected with the seat. "Sore?" Sasori asked from his seat. "No, un, I just like to flinch randomly when I sit in a chair." Deidara said blankly. "Sorry…" Sasori rolled over to the blonde and gave him a loving kiss.

"Eww…" Hidan made a noise from his place in the door way. "Oh shut up, un, s'not like you and Kakuzu are any better." Deidara said before sticking his tongue out mockingly.

Hidan simply rolled his eyes and walked away.

Up the fire escape; open window.

Through the window, large plasma TV.

Second door on the right, bedroom.

Slight change in plans…

Kitsune racked his mind for an idea. The man who was going to be their victim was sleeping in bed with a hooker. She hadn't done anything seriously illegal, so what the hell were they supposed to do with her? He thought for several seconds before settling on poisoning the victim and grabbing a back-up rag and chloroform in his back pocket to knock her out and put her in a closet a few doors down. Okami walked in minutes later to take over from there.

Less then twenty minutes later, the victim was in various pieces all over his bedroom and Okami was about the start the clean up when there was a loud banging on the apartment door. Okami silently cursed as they both made a dash for the fire escape. Kitsune soon realized that they would definitely be followed.

Once Okami was out on the fire escape, Kitsune slammed the window shut and locked it. He pulled his mask off long enough to mouth 'I love you' to the surprised Okami before pulling it back down on his face and moving away from the window.

Okami kicked the wall in frustration, but knew the only thing he could do is escape and hope that his Kitsune would be okay. He turned and ran down the fire escape and into the night.

The police burst in and grabbed Kitsune, throwing him to the floor. One officer grabbed the hood and mask and pulled them both off. Everyone gasped at the pretty face glaring up at them.

"How could you? We trusted you!"

The young man scoffed at Kisame from his place across the table in the interrogation room. His hands were cuffed behind him because he'd hit the last person who'd gotten too close. "Whatever."

Kisame felt his anger boiling. "Dammit! Do you even care that you've hurt people?!"

"Only people who deserved it. Loser."

Kisame growled and glared at the blonde man. Said blonde stuck his tongue out, taunting the enraged man. Itachi calmly walked to the table. Blue and red eyes locked in an intense staring contest.

Sasori stared dully through the two-way mirror as Kisame began speaking again. Hidan placed a hand on Sasori's shoulder. "Sorry dude…" Sasori watched as Deidara spat in Itachi's face, earning him a hard slap across the cheek. The blonde smirked and laughed, "You think you're so badass. Just wait until my lover finds out about this, un, he'll do to you what he did to 30 others!" Sasori bit his hand to prevent himself from letting out a painful sob.

Kisame's jaw dropped. "Sasori's your accomplice??"

"Ha! Don't make me laugh. He's just a good screw to promote me further up the business food chain, un. Or he was anyway."

Sasori fell to the floor and leaned his head against the wall, tears forming and trickling down his face. Hidan squatted next to him. "I'm real sorry. There's other fish in the sea…"

"But he was the one… I was going to ask him to marry me…"

"So you were cheating on Sasori?!" Kisame yelled.

"Yeah, so? It's not like he actually means anything to me. God, you're all so fucking pathetic, un. He's in the next room crying isn't he? Suck it up Sasori!"

Kisame hit the table and stormed out of the room. He found Sasori trembling on the floor, Hidan next to him, and went over to comfort his friend. Itachi quickly escorted Deidara out of the room and to his cell.

MUHAHAHAHAHA!! Bet you didn't see that coming, didja? Who is Deidara's mystery lover, Okami? How is this even possible? Why am I so evil? Find out in the next and final chapter! REVIEW PLEASE!

P.S. Sorry about the not-so-great lemon, I was half asleep when I wrote it. I dun like dis chapter much…