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Chapter 3

Goku watched helplessly as the villans got away. He turned around to see King, Raditz, Uub, Mr. Popo, Dende, Bardock, and Piccolo running to see what all the commotion was about. There jaws dropped to the floor except for Bardock who was looking around for someone. "Hey," he said with his hand behind his back, "where is Kakarotte at?"

"Bardock," said Piccolo, "that is Goku right there. The little kid!"

"WHAT!? WHAT HAPPENED??"

"Well," started Goku, "I came over here to find out who was hanging around and found that it was Pilaf trying to make a wish off those blackstar dragonballs and he accidentally turned me into a kid again."

Radditz walked over to his little brother and bent down to his level to get a closer look. Goku watched curiously only to have the foot of his older brother put on his head. He yelled out in panic and flailed his arms while Raditz laughed wickedly. Bardock put his face in his hand, how embarresing. He knocked Raditz upside the head and told him to quit it.

"This really isn't funny," he snapped at his son who was now holding a lump on his head and glaring up at his father, "how do we reverse it?"

"We don't," said Dende, "only the dragon can." Just then clouds began to form in the sky and it started to rain and the large red dragon reappeared.

"Forgot to tell you," he said in his mighty voice, "you need to go around the universe recollecting the dragonballs in one year or I will destroy the whole planet." That was it, Popo lost it. Like a vicious animal he turned on Dende and grabbed him by the neck and began to shake violently.

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHY WOULD YOU CREATE DRAGONBALLS THAT WOULD DISTROY OUR WORLD? YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PROTECT IT! THAT IS JUST AS BAD AS PUTTING A SELF DISTRUCTION BUTTON ON SOMETHING! WHO DOES THINGS SO STUPID LIKE THAT! NOT EVEN GOKU WOULD BE SO STUPID AS TO DO THAT!"

…………..(Let me borrow that top!)………..

Trunks and Vegeta watched as the stare down between M.V. and Gaijin made the air so thick you could cut it with a chainsaw. Shiru started for the exit to leave the two, this was going to get ugly, and oh the ugliness of how it could get. Trunks and Vegeta followed suite and left the angry vampire and his father.

"What are you hiding from me this time," he snarled.

"Watch yourself," scolded the primogen, "you may be dead but I am still your father and you will NOT speak to me in such a manor."

"So, tell me, father what have you done with my daughter?" the word father was dripped with angry and sarcasm. M.V. felt his fists clench, he was really asking for it, and M.V. was really tempted to give it to him.

"Nothing that isn't being handled," he said through clenched teeth.

"I'm going to go find her," he said turned to leave. He felt an iron fist grab him by the back of his neck and pull him back.

"You will do no such thing. You will wait until she is prepared for you to show up."

"Prepared? What have you done to her?"

"She is really frail at mind but don't worry about her."

"No, stop, where is she tell me!"

"What are you going to do if I don't? Throw a tantrum like the last time I did something that you didn't like? Honestly, Trunks, you should have learned by know that if I say it is a bad idea it is a really bad idea! If you show yourself to her she will lose her mind even further!"

"LOSE HER MIND!!?? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER!?" He began fighting his father off. M.V. Struggled to keep hold of him but to no avail. Trunks managed to knock him in the mouth causing him to struggle back a few feet. He nabbed Trunks by the neck again and shoved him to the floor.

"Settle down! NOW!"

"Fuck you old man!" He got up again but this time was met to a hard slap across the face. He fell back from the force and looked more in shock then in pain. He couldn't remember the last time he had even touched him before. The throbbing pain turned to an unpleasant sting and tears began to escape his eyes regardless of how much he fought them. "Why can't I see her," he asked quietly.

"Listen to me, if I tell you, you will only hate yourself for it, no purpose in letting you blame yourself for something that wasn't your fault. Now listen carefully. You do not go anywhere near her do we have an understanding, you and I?" Trunks seemed to argue this in his head. He slowly got up and without looking at M.V. walked passed him out into the now raining weather.

He ran his fingers over the stinging spots and felt the hot fire flesh begin to welt. He felt out the chi and slowly took a long way to her location. He was not even paying attention and ran into a pretty girl. She yelled something at him but he didn't hear her.

………………(Let's get some shoes)…………

Victoria had had a really shitty day to begin with. She was a pretty thing with tan skin long silky black hair, black hair, black coal eyes, a tight black hoodie, brown baggy pants, and a green shirt that said "shmoke it up homies!". She was rushing to get out of the rain after running off from home from her mother. Her mother had always hated her, she said that Victoria was a constant reminder of just how bad her life was fucked because of men.

She had been slammed into by some guy a little younger then her but strong enough to send her falling backwards. She got up and yelled "Watch where you are going jackass!" He didn't turn around or respond. She saw his long black hair, he had multiple peircings, and looked very angry. She was not sure she wanted to press it any further with this guy, he gave her bad vibes. She gave an angry sigh and walked off. Men! Her mom thought they fucked HER life over? Well thanks to HER Victoria was double screwed by them. Between her cheating boyfriend, her supposed 'father' whose name she didn't even know, and the guy that just slammed her on the ground, she really wanted to just shut them all out.

She called for a taxi and some guy right behind her rushed in and shut the door and the taxi drove off. GOD SHE HATED THEM ALL!

……………..(You can't text message break up!)……….

Vegeta, Trunks, and Shiru went up to see the others but when the rounded the corner they saw Mr. Popo trying to strangle, now purple in the face, little namick Dende. But that was not what caught there attention, what really shook them was the little boy that looked strangely like Goku standing and watching them, Raditz at eyelevel with him rubbing the top of his head, and Bardock with an angry look and his fist balled up standing above the two.

"Okay," said Trunks, "did we just miss something?" Mr. Popo let go of Dende who fell to the floor choking and gasping for air and put on a fake smile.

"Oh, nothing much, Goku was just turned into a little child and now has to collect all the blackstar dragonballs before a years time so the world doesn't come to an end.

"Oh," said Vegeta, "so…same shit different day?"

"Pretty much," gasped Dende.

"How is Goku going to go around the entire universe collecting dragonballs in just a years time," asked Uub.

"Well I can't do it all by myself," whined Goku. Bardock suddenly got this feeling that he just might have been saved missing this part of his sons life. That whiny voice would have really gotten on his nerves. Vegeta seemed deep in thought, he, as a father himself, did not feel it right to let little Goku travel the entire universe by himself, he at least needed a grown up to go with him. Vegeta's eyes wondered over to his son standing next to him and then to his mother. Eh, his choices where not to good looking anyway if he picked one of them or the other adults he knew.

"Trunks," he said looking at the sky, "you up to looking at the univers."

"No," said Trunks, "I don't have the time."

"What do you mean you don't have the time?"

"Well, I don't have any vacation time!"

"YOU'RE THE BOSS OF THE ENTIRE COMPANY MAKE TIME!"

"No way! Who will watch it!"

"Your sister you dumbass!"

"I'M NOT LEAVING AN ENTIRE COMPANY TO BULLA!" Suddenly Trunks saw stars as he was now at Raditz level rubbing his own head.

"You may be the boss of Capsule Corp., but I'm still the boss of you. You will do what I tell you."

"Dad, I'm almost 30 now."

"I don't care if your almost 40! I'm still your father and you will still do what I tell you!" Trunks grumbled to himself. This was freaking ridiculous. He didn't press the matter though, he was still a little scared of Vegeta. No doubt he was way more powerful then Trunks was and no doubt Trunks would have rather chewed his own arm off then try to kill his own father, but they were nice thoughts to have. The thought of killing his dad sometimes gave him warm fuzziness on the inside.

"I'll go to," said Shiru, "no doubt those two can't take care of themselves they would die without woman's intuition." Everyone had one of those teardrop things fall from there heads. Vegeta almost forgot just how full of herself Shiru could be.

"Shiru," said King Vegeta, "I don't know if it is good for you to go out there with them." He really didn't want to show that he was worried for his wife but failed at the indifference act. It was obvious that he worried for her. She smiled at him.

"Oh, Vegeta, have you ever known me to take your advice about anything?" King gave a sight, she was right, she never did anything he suggested but she was almost always right anyway so why fight it?

"Wait, what about Mirai and the other Trunks," asked Trunks, "what are we going to do about them? No doubt Mirai is going to want to know what is going on and I don't think he is going to buy 'oh they went out into space to help save the entire planet' you can't get him to believe anything that the rest of the world doesn't believe and you can't just leave the other Trunks wondering around the world of the living all by himself."

"Hmm, maybe we can make Mirai into more of a believer if he actually saw the universe for himself," said Piccolo.

"You should bring Gaijin with you," said Nappa, "he will probably be helpful."

"So it is settled," said Shiru, "me and the boys will go out to gather the dragonballs."

"We will stay here incase the dragon gets here before you guys," said Piccolo.

"A good idea," said Mr. Popo.

"Wait, we need to tell Chichi what happened," said Goku. It grew quiet, who was going to break to Chichi what just happened and what was going to happen now. All eyes fell on the unfortunate….

……….(I'll bitchslap the dumbshit out of you)……….

Nappa felt his face go pale as he knocked on the door. He had never actually faced Chichi's wrath but had heard horror stories, oh what stories they where, not even Frieza would dare fuck with this woman. He heard nothing for a moment and decided to leave and come back another day. Just has he turned around Chichi had opened the door. He spun back around to see her.

Chichi looked up at the rather large man and immediately recognized him. "Nappa? What are you doing here? Has something happened to Goku," she said looking worried.

"Well," he stammered suddenly very interested in his boots as he shuffled his feet back and forth, "actually yes something bad has happened. You see, Goku, well, he, um, well there were this ungly alien guy, and a dog dressed like a ninja, and some thug life old lady that showed up and summond a dragon from these blackstar dragonballs and accidently wished him to be a, well, it really isn't that bad! He can be fixed and we hope to do that! But first he has to go a little farther from hope and, um, DON'T HURT ME!" He ducked with his hands over his head as Chichi seemed to get angrier and angrier with every word that came out.

"What has happened to my husband and just how far from home are we talking!?"

"Well….He has been wished back ot a child and he needs to go around space." His voice was small and fearful. Just staring down at him with those cold merciless eyes was terrifying. Was she going to hurt him with that…that…frying pan? Instead of hitting him, though, she ended up passing up. Nappa looked down at her for a moment then pulled a blackberry cell phone out and saw that he had bars. He turned to the large group of people behind him and gave them a thumbs up and the Verizon guy gave him a thumbs up back.

"Um, guys," he said, "I think the news of what happened to Kakarotte killed her."

…………..(I'm gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was!)………

Chichi woke up seeing the child version of her husband looking down at her along with King Vegeta, Nappa, Shiru, Uub, and Trunks. She felt tears begin to well up in her eyes. "This is the most horrible thing you have ever done to me! It is bad enough you looked to young to be my husband but this! This is going to ruin me! GOKU! Find those dragonballs and do it fast!" She began to break down and cry from all the stress. She was offered a glass of strong tea by Uub. She really didn't mind him around the house, he was a sweet and helpful boy. Now a days with Goten finally moved out she didn't have anyone else to suffocate but Uub and believe me she did!

……….(Woot Woot!)…….

M.V. stood outside the asylum. That was possibly the worst way he could of handled that. He was rusty at this obviously and he knew Trunks was going to be here weather he told him to or not and hitting him was only going to make him that much more rebellious about it. He walked inside, his son was already there obviously and so was Destiny. That was rather unfortunate.

He took a deep breath and walked in. He came up behind the two. Mirai Trunks was sitting on a table not far from his daughters cell with his arms hanging loosely around his knees and his face in his knees. Destiny was watching him having no idea what to do about him.

"I'll take care of this," he said to Destiny. She looked thankful to see him and M.V. sat in the chair across from his son. Trunks didn't look up, he knew M.V. was there but he really didn't care at the moment. Vegeta had not come there to stare at him though, he came to do a very painful thing. He took a gulp and swallowed his pride, it tasted strangely like the strawberry cheesecake he had before he came out there to find Mirai Trunks.

"I'm sorry Trunks, I shouldn't have hit you, and I shouldn't have tried to keep you from seeing her like this. The doctor said it isn't catatonia just a little paranoid schizophrenia."

"You were right though," said Trunks now looking up, "I do feel like it is my fault."

"Well if anything it is actually Azia's fault." Trunks chuckled a bit. He looked over into the cell and saw his daughter curled up on the floor in the depths of her own twisted and confused mind. M.V. looked at the welt left from where he struck him and felt a twinge of guilt. Guilt, something that only his son or..Bulma..could ever put in him. He lifted his hand and ran his finger down the one in the middle. Trunks nudged his hand away and looked in the other direction.

"No big deal," he said, "not like I'm going to sue you for it or anything."

"You can do that," asked M.V. in shock.

"You didn't know that? Yea, some kid sued his parents for hitting him. It was crazy got me thinking I should sue you but I decided against it. You were flat broke at the time." M.V. smirked and chuckled a bit.

…………………(You like text so much? How much you like it now!?)………

Next time:

Mirai is told by Shiru what is going on and they blast off into space with some 'technical' difficulties

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