wOOt another chapter for this series. I'm going to work on the others I promise but I want to finish them and so I will finish this one first before the others. I have an awesome idea on how to end it already and a perfect song.

You know I have been reading back on my other stories and found that as a writer I have grown so after finishing my previous stories I am going back and rewriting them with some new twists I think. I'm excited about it and I hope you guys are but for now lets do the disclaimer.

But first the names to avoid confusion:

Mirai: will just be called by his name

Shiru: also her name

Trunks: just his name

Goku: you guessed it

Mirai Trunks: will be Gaijin

Blond Launch: HA! Daughteralucard does not own dbz/vmb/or anyting else because I STOLE IT!!!

Akiro Toriyama: THERE SHE IS!!

FUNdimation: Stop her!

White Wolf: Somebody call the police!

Chapter 5

Bulla watched as her brother, other dimention brother, the smaller Goku, her nephew, and her grandmother were launched into space. She had been offered to go but didn't really want to. Adventure wasn't her cup of tea. She really wanted to run her late mothers company but for some reason her father wouldn't have it. Well, it was hers to run now as she pleased. She smiled to herself, maybe she could get her father to hand it over to her permanently, then both her and Trunks would be happy. But for now all she could do was hope.

She looked over at Nappa, Bardock, Raditz, her father, M.V., Chichi, Goten, and the rest that had been there. They were staring off at where the group of travelers left. She turned to leave walking down the long white halls of the place she had called home. It was going to be tough, she knew that, but she was prepared, she was prepared for anything. She also knew that M.V.'s heart was probably secretly breaking.

M.V. had slipped into a strange depression after Mirai Trunks's first departure. It was really rough on him. The second time was worse, the second time he refused to even talk to anyone for the longest time. He had been more cold and distant then before. Sure he was there physically, but mentally, he was somewhere else. But how could blame him?

Mirai Trunks was really the only family he had left and the only other saiyan in their own time line. No, he no longer lived in that hellish waste land that she had once been told about, but this era, this place of calm and life, it wasn't really home to him. It was obvious to see, not just in M.V. but in Mirai Trunks as well.

When they left they left there friends and little family of friends that they had there. They left the hell dimension that they had called home for over 16 years. They were vampires, so it was probably much longer then 16 years.\

Now here was his son again, being pushed off to an unreachable place. Only this time he was possibly in danger. No, she had challenges but nothing compared to what M.V. was probably so skillfully hiding. It was like a nightmare he had to suffer over and over again.

…………..(and now on the lighter note)…….

Mirai sat on the floor in absolute shock. He looked out the window and saw stars whizzing by him. He began to panic.

"No way," he said hyperventilating, "this isn't possible, this isn't happening! LET ME OUT OF HERE!" He rushed for the controls and turned the ship around. Gaijin saw his grandson leaping for the controls and went after him. He knocked the man out of his seat and turned the ship a little too sharp. Shiru, Trunks and Goku were sent flying into wall at the right of the ship.

Mirai shoved Gaijin to the side and turned it to the left hurdling Shiru, Trunks and Goku into the left wall. As the three stood up a bit dizzy they were once again thrown to the right as Gaijin took the controls.

"What are you doing Mirai, stop it," snapped Gaijin. He was thrown out of the seat and the ship was forced back to earth throwing the three passangers again.

"Going home!" Gaijin kicked Mirai in the ribs rather hard and took the controls shoving back to toward the destination they wanted also throwing the passangers. The three were now tripping over themselves feeling slightly sick.

"Well I'm not going," he argued taking the controls again.

"Yes you are!" back and forth they argued shoving, punching, kicking and fighting over the controls sending the passangers on an unpleasantly rocky ride. That was it, Goku lost it and threw up on Shiru. Shiru never had a stomach for sickness so lost her lunch on Trunks. Trunks was just angry to be there and lost his temper. He shoved the younger man and the teen away from each other and put the controls on auto pilot.

"I HOPE YOU TWO ARE HAPPY! EVERYONE BUT YOU TWO ARE GETTING AIR SICK AND NOW SHIRU HAS GOKU"S LUNCH ALL OVER HER AND I HAVE SHIRU"S ON ME! YOU TWO ARE GOING TO STOP OR I AM THROWING THE BOTH OF YOU INTO THE NOTHINGNESS OF SPACE! GOT IT?!" The two gulped and nodded.

"Now, said Shiru, after becoming magically clean, "let's find the first dragon ball-"

"Did you just narrate yourself," asked Gaijin.

"Yes, yes I did, now shut up and let me narrate!"

"Why are you narrating," asked Goku. Shiru angrily kicked him in the shin.

"Because, she yelled, I have a dream! A dream to be a narrator and I only have a short time left on earth so I plan to fulfill that dream while I am here and narrate!"

"But-" Trunks was cut short by something slamming into the space ship. Goku walked over and opened the hatch to see what was going on outside. His face was met with an angry green hand slapping him across the face. Everyone looked to see a squishy green alien in a tiny saucer with a huge head sticking out the top looking at Goku angrily.

"What's wrong with you kid," he yelled with a New Yorker accent, "don't you know you can die in outer space without a space suit on!"

They looked around and saw flying saucers everywhere. Suddenly there was another loud bang in the front and they closed the hatch to see that they been doomed to a most horrible fate…….morning traffic.

"Gasp, said Shiru, not traffic!"

………………………..(and now Jay and Silent bob bring you Buddy Christ)……..

Destiny got off the train and walked up to the night club that had been there sense she could remember. The Asylum. Run by the two craziest twins the camarilla has ever known. She had no interest in either one of them except business. She was to help open a new gallery and arrange a charity event for it. She hated these things, every pretty penny went right into the vampires pocket, a pocket that already had money in it. It was typical politics. The stuff to help the rich get richer.

She walked into the club and went over to the bar tender as instructed. Carl, a really fat bald guy with a lot of tattoos, saw her and smiled.

"What can I get you pretty lady," he asked in a deep rough voice. She gave him a cold look.

"I need to speak to Therese Voerman please," she said in a business like way.

'You have an appointment," he asked suspiciously.

"Yes I do."

"Well she told me someone of your description was going to be here. Yea, she said she had some business to attend to but I can here her and Jeannette fighting from all the way down here."

"Hmm, sounds like they are fighting over some guy."

"Yea, well, rumor is some guy supposedly dead for 10 years showed up not far from here and Jeannette had a special place for him in her heart. I doubt it's true though, she's a wild thing and kind of a slut. Got a few friends that say they conquered that territory but I doubt it's true either."
"Yes, my master primogen Vegeta said either they can't or wont," she agreed.

"Yea, that's what mistress Therese says. But Jeannette's ghoul Vandal says different. Said they can most just choose not to."

"Well, it's none of my business what these vampires do, I'm going to head on up don't work to hard Carl." Carl waved goodbye and turned the elevator on for her. She climbed in and rode it up to the second floor. She heard one of the girls crying and slam a door shut. The door was opened and Therese stood looking at Destiny.

"Aw, there you are," she said inviting the primogens ghoul in. Destiny walked in and took a seat across from the desk.

"Rough night," asked Destiny.

"My sister, Jeannette, she is unabashedly scandalous. My apologies."

"Non needed," she said, "now let's talk business. I understand you want to open your gallery and host a charity event."

"Yes, I have a few of the paintings if you wish to see them. I decided to go the biblical way. It is a reflection, I believe, on not the the heritage of the kind but the kindred as well. I believe it will be greatly appreaciated by both."

"Yes, I would love to see them. Tell me what is the charity event for?"

"I wish to make West City a hot spot for tourism again. I want to bring in some investors, open up the Ocean House Hotel after ridding the place of that ghost, bring in some good reviews, and put us back on the map for economical success. The only thing going for us right now is CC and they bring in tourists yes but they also bring in jobs that you must have a college degree for. Well, not everyone goes to collage but everyone needs work so I believe it is a smart move."

"And you mentioned on the phone that you wished for the Venture Primogen to be the investor. Why not your own primogen?"

"While Azia is a brilliant man full of ideas, I believe this business venture is better off in the beginning hands of the Ventrue clan. Primogen Azia asked if he could make a donation and I accepted. A glorious vase I will put on display that shows the very definition of elegance. The Tremere have also been kind enough to put in a donation of protection against thieves. They have worked blood magic and put a blood guard in the paintings so should they be separated by someone the paintings do not recognize or destroyed the blood guard will be set loose on the offenders responsible."

"Hmm, I am very impressed. You have shown a commitment and followed out a plan. Now about your plans for the haunted Ocean House. How do you plan to rid the ghost?"

"Plans are already in motion. I have called on a friend to rid the house of the ghost and it will be completed by tonight."

…………(meanwhile back on the farm)………

King Vegeta cursed himself. Why did he agree to do this for a woman he barely even knew? I'll tell you why. Because Mirai Trunks's old flame that he had only met once before came saying that her sister was looking for a sarcophagus and she really wanted his help.

Why not ask for anyone else? Because he just so happen to be the first on she saw walking down the street from CC.

FLASHBACK

When the boys and his wife launched into space he left CC to go back to the lookout. He had turned the corner and was going to shoot into the sky when a familiar blond whorish young lady came around the other corner and looked at him.

"Hey," she said, "aren't you Mirai Trunks's grandfather?"

"Yes, you are Jeannette are you not?"

"Hehe that's my name, and say it as much as you want because it will never wear out."

"What are you doing here?"

"Looking for Mirai Trunks, I heard he was alive and I was going to ask a favor of him but you will do nicely."

"What kind of favor," he eyed her suspiciously.

"Just a retrieval. My sister is trying to find information on an old coffin that prince LaCroix has a sudden interest in. Could you please do it (she pouted in a cute way that was irresistible)?"

"Alright fine," he said annoyed at the extreme cuteness.

"Yea! Alright all you have to do is find the necklace and get out. Easy right?"

"Yea, a little tooo easy."

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(INTERMISSION)………….

"Very good, now, let me see the paintings that are the main event."

"Certainly." Therese led her to another room where sat four large paintings. The first was the biblical figure Cain killing his brother Abel. It was titled The Death of Abel. The second was Cain standing before a burning tree labeled Cain Is Cursed. The third was two naked figures standing before a forest of dead tress and a blood river stretched out labeled Cain Meets Lilith. The fourth and final masterpiece was Cain walking away from a dead woman labeled Cain Kills Lilith.

Destany was hypnotized, it was the story of the Cursed Blood. She had never heard the story herself. All she knew as Cain was the first and Lilith was the second. She nodded her approval and the two shook hands. The deal was done.

…………..(intermission…in the 3rd dimension)……….

The five saiyans sat in boredom waiting for traffic to pass. "So, said Shiru, Mirai, I haven't seen you sense you were 8 how have you been?"

"Are you going to be doing that the whole time," asked Trunks.

"Yes, and you will like it! Anyway Mirai."

"Well I'm alright. Who are you two?"

"Oh, how rude, I am SHiru, she said pointing at herself, and this Gaijin is Trunks from another dimension, she said pointing at the young man next to her."

"What is a Gaijin," asked Mirai.

"An outsider, you see we are hellmates. We are trapped in hell together with the rest of the saiyan race. Nappa, Raditz, my husband King, and Bardock use to be in hell but they escaped and now they live on earth."

'Riiight," he said nodding at he crazy lady, "so what are you doing in hell?" He was really only asking for the amusement of the obviously delusional woman.
"Well Gaijin and I are looking for a man who is planning something evil. Can't really tell you anything else, Yamma won't let us, but he said that we would know the way."

"Right, right, okay and what did you guys do to go to hell?"

"We are saiyans, we destroyed planets for money and got rid of entire civilizations so we could sell planets. Gaijin here is a vampire who hears voices in his head. When he stares off in space like he is doing now he is listening to the voices."

"Do these voices have named," he asked wondering what she would say.

"Don't really know. Never cared enough to ask."

"okay….yea, I'm going back to earth you guys are obviously coo coo for cocoa puffs." He went to go open the door when Goku stood in front of him.

"No," he said, "if you open the door you will get slapped! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!"
"You're an idiot," said Mirai. He opened the door and a foot went into his face pushing him back. A green squishy alien in a saucer with a C.O.P.S sticker on the side and a cop hat looked at him angrily.

"Don't you know that is against the law," he demanded.

"Shut up Lewis your not really a cop!"

"SHUT UP DANNY I CAN BE WHOEVER I WANT TO BE!" Gaijin shut the door drowning out the angry aliens fight.

"Looks like we are trapped in traffic for a while longer," he said sitting back in his seat listening to Joey begging for him to do something painful to himself. He had not heard Joey sense his first death, he forgot just how tempting he made suicide….

"I know it is terrible to say something like this but I really hope someone up there is dying this is taking forever," said Trunks.

………………..(Three eyed monkey riding Pegasus flys in with a box, intermission will begin now)…..

I-Love-Trunks1: So where is your update? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Okay I'm done. Hope you laughed your ass off in this one.

Shahi: Who eats chicken on thanks giving! Your not human!!! But ya, sounds like a crowded thanksgiving. I'm thinking this is going to be a little of both hitchhikers and spaceballs. Especially in the next chapter.

Next time:

Ludicrous speed!

M.V. and his thoughts on his son leaving again

King and his discovery.